This is what you get when you mess with us:
In other words: You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here!
(Thanks to Bonnie from North Carolina, Eric in California, and Paperback Writer in Pittsburgh for their submissions!)
related: Karma’s a bitch.
55 responses so far ↓
#1
Karma Police....
Also, your hitler hairdo is makin’ me feel ill.
Jan 12, 2012 at 4:40 pm rating: 21
#2
sillysally
Oh, Bad Karma is what it’s called. All this time I thought it was called overflowing toilet.
Jan 12, 2012 at 4:47 pm rating: 10
#3
Beth
Karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon…
Jan 12, 2012 at 4:52 pm rating: 16
#4
shwo!
Bad Karma You.
Jan 12, 2012 at 5:32 pm rating: 16
#5
Poltergeist
I have found numerous used feminine products on the floor and in overflowed toilets before…in the men’s room. If you are the perpetrator, let me tell you what karma has in store for you – first, your lady flow will gradually become so heavy over the coming months that the ancient Egyptians experiencing the first plague would have taken one look at you and said, “There, but for the grace of God, go I.” Then, out of the blue, the raging waters will subside. Why? Because by this point, I will have located your place of residence, and deceased people don’t typically menstruate.
Jan 12, 2012 at 5:36 pm rating: 16
#6
deprogrammed
Karma is a bitch in (lemme look down) 4″ heels.
Jan 12, 2012 at 6:52 pm rating: 8
#7
Quite Contrary
If you ever do it again & I catch you & I get your name and address & I write you a letter & it’s going to be in comic sans 72 point & you will always remember that karma sucks & we hate you.
Jan 12, 2012 at 7:10 pm rating: 18
#8
Gummi
Okay…I was always taught to actually flush feminine hygiene products (something small like tampons) because….gross. Eww. Who wants to see that in a wastebasket?
Jan 12, 2012 at 7:27 pm rating: 6
#9
Clip Snark
It seems these notes use a definition of karma that I’m not familiar with.
Jan 12, 2012 at 7:45 pm rating: 5
#10
carlito
I’ve never understood why it’s so hard for people to write out “management”.
Jan 12, 2012 at 9:31 pm rating: 3
#11
Sensible Madness
I once rescued a basket full of kittens from a burning building. I’ve been trying to burn off all the excess karma from that ever since by leaving my trash around, using water cups for soda, and flushing tampons down the toilet (and I’m not even a girl!). It’s all about restoring balance to the Universe.
Jan 13, 2012 at 8:26 am rating: 29
#12
Lily
The way the “K” is written in the second note is kind of driving me crazy. *Wishes I could write a passive-aggressive rebuttal note that says, “Write your ‘K’ properly or no one will take you seriously!”* which I’m sure would invite a series of passive-aggressive notes about how to write the letter K.
Jan 13, 2012 at 9:34 am rating: 3
#13
Wandering skeptic
The writer of sign #2 is unrealistically optimistic in believing that most people will understand that “H2O” is water.
I wouldn’t assume people who steal fountain drinks are that well versed in chemical notation.
Jan 13, 2012 at 12:48 pm rating: 6
#14
Noelegy
I think the use of quotation marks for emphasis in the first note must surely be welcoming bad karma.
Jan 13, 2012 at 1:07 pm rating: 1
#15
Heel!
I think I’m going to name my next dog Karma. That way unleashing “bad karma” on folks would have more meaning than twilight zone music.
Jan 13, 2012 at 1:30 pm rating: 5
#16
Melissa
I was waiting for a bathroom stall at Ruby Tuesday and the pregnant woman who exited the stall with her kid had just flushed some sort of diaper product I’m not familiar with that was clearly clogging the toilet, even though there was an empty, lined trash compartment right in the stall and a full-size trash can by the sink. I really should have said something, but I was just speechless. I removed it myself with my hands because I had to go, so I transferred a large amount of karma points from her account to mine. GROSS
Jan 13, 2012 at 3:26 pm rating: 9
#17
The Bandit
Seriously, tampons and pads fuck up plumbing. Don’t do it. Whenever I go into a public restroom, I always see signs telling people NOT TO DO THIS, but there’s apparently loads of women who love to shove their feminine hygiene wads down into the sewer/septic system. I just hope their karma comes in the form of getting sprayed with fecal waste by an overloaded septic tank.
Jan 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm rating: 6
#18
Poltergeist
Is it neutral/good karma if I steal some Nestea or Minute Maid lemonade from the fountain? The note specifically states soda but makes no mention of the non-carbonated beverages available. What if the cup I’m illegally filling with soda was not actually meant for H2O? What if it’s an empty Coke bottle, or a coffee mug, or a dog food bowl? Specifics are muy importante!
Jan 13, 2012 at 7:59 pm rating: 3
#19
bookworm
I’m not sure any of these note writers has ever actually experienced karma. Either that, or these are the biggest problems they face in their day to day lives. I want to trade lives with the note writers, please.
Jan 14, 2012 at 11:46 am rating: 3
#20
Anon
I always flush tampons down the toilet, unless they have one of those special hygiene bins that gets collected regulary, but even then, those things STINK when they open (they have a sensor on them thank god) and sometimes you see other people’s residue under the lid on the slide if they haven’t wrapped their item. If there is simply a normal little bin in the cubicle, I do not use those, as the smell would eventually spread and the blood might leak through the toilet paper! Gross!
Jan 14, 2012 at 6:54 pm rating: 0
#21
redheadwglasses
I worked in an office with a small bathroom right off the kitchen, and instead of a work-place type toilet, they installed a residential toilet. So not only was it getting more business than it was built for, one idiot kept flushing her MAXIPADS, resulting in numerous expensive plumbing calls.
Who would be that stupid?
Jan 19, 2012 at 12:53 pm rating: 1
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