Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle:
The real sad reality?
related: You sure nag like my mother…
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Is it weird that my first thought was “Wow, what is their budget for colored paper?!”
Jan 16, 2012 at 9:12 pm rating: 34
Wow, Mr. Orange Paper has “Hey, guys! I can be funny, too!” written all over him in so many sad ways. The lack of capitalization at the beginning. The ellipses for no good reason. The gratuitous quotation marks. The glib dismissal that makes no sense when you think about it for more than 0.3 seconds.
Jan 16, 2012 at 9:20 pm rating: 20
Jan 16, 2012 at 9:42 pm rating: 1
Is it just me or was that video really hawt??
Jan 16, 2012 at 10:04 pm rating: 9
i LOVE target women, i wish she still made them. this is definitely one of her best.
Jan 16, 2012 at 10:59 pm rating: 7
I definitely guffawed out loud at the part with the lysol and the condom… though unfortunately, that’s not far from the truth 60-100 years ago…
Jan 16, 2012 at 11:45 pm rating: 5
Lysol actually used to be a vaginal sanitizer. Yes, ladies, your grandma probably sprayed Lysol on her bajingo.
Jan 17, 2012 at 12:11 am rating: 13
I had never seen them before but WOW! I so want to turn gay so I can marry that woman.
Jan 17, 2012 at 12:40 am rating: 3
I had to research the history of Lysol. Holy cow. Sure enough… was marketed as a douche! Also used by alcoholics for its alcohol content. My teeth are grinding together and I can’t stop it. AAAARRRGGGH!
Jan 17, 2012 at 9:04 pm rating: 1
Hate to state the obvious, but love to open the package of bold-colored paper to -really- emphasize my point!
Jan 17, 2012 at 12:08 am rating: 3
What I love about Sarah is how she subtley flaps her arms while she talks. She’s a virgin white dove in her heart.
Jan 17, 2012 at 10:59 am rating: 4
I love the link that you posted! Thank you!!! I shared it on my Facebook page. It makes me crazy that women are almost always portrayed as the cleaners of the family.
Jan 17, 2012 at 1:03 pm rating: 5
Well, as sexist as it may seem, there is some truth to it. I can guarantee you that if you surveyed every household in America, women would make up the majority of “cleaners.” There’s more money to be made by advertising to the larger audience, but rest assured that there are some new commercials targeted at men. Gender roles are slowly but surely becoming more blurred.
Jan 18, 2012 at 1:59 am rating: 0
Props to GhostWriter for creepiest comment of the day.
Jan 17, 2012 at 2:18 pm rating: 11
Those Target Women videos are amazing.
Jan 17, 2012 at 3:02 pm rating: 4
Kills 99.9% of 3,000,000 germs? That leaves 3000 germs per square inch! How’s anyone going to survive that?
Jan 17, 2012 at 8:14 pm rating: 10
And let’s not forget the commercials where women represent dirt and mud who are ecstatic at being “picked-up” after being rejected for so long. Way to target the market.
Jan 18, 2012 at 12:27 am rating: 9
So we get it now.
In addition to all men being portrayed as idiots all women are desperate housewifes who lead unfulfilling lives.
Ad people are creeps
Jan 18, 2012 at 8:11 am rating: 3
I wonder if family owned and operated businesses have a different line they use, in case someone’s mother does actually work there. Or does the mother actually clean up the place, making such notes unnecessary?
Jan 18, 2012 at 8:44 am rating: 1
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