Hey, I was saving that for later!

January 22nd, 2012 · 17 comments

…because if you are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose!

Are you saving these for an afternoon snack? If not, please use a tissue.

related: The bathroom-stall booger epidemic

FILED UNDER: Canada · hygiene · nose-picking · office


17 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Mishee

    Actually, yes, I was…

    Jan 22, 2012 at 7:25 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Palomon

      That wall booger’s gonna be fucking delicious.

      Jan 22, 2012 at 7:30 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.2   Atheist Scum Unite!

      No.

      You, like the note writer, have missed the point entirely.

      The boogers are not a mere snack to be consumed, they are a caged animal’s attempt at creating some meaningful art form to comfort their ailing soul. Think of the degenerate in his prison cell who smears the walls with his excrement; is an office worker not in a cubicle-filled prison of his own? Do not mock their simplistic art forms, these genii find comfort in adorning their surroundings–I suppose you would rather he print out motivational sayings written in Comic Sans, and tape them to his walls? Perverse!

      Jan 23, 2012 at 9:55 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

       
    • #1.3   Palomon

      That meaningful art’s gonna be fucking delicious.

      Jan 23, 2012 at 6:10 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Lenny!

    Let’s just say I was holding it for a friend

    Jan 22, 2012 at 7:53 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   jdaniel

    This is sickening. Was this person raised by apes? Boogers belong on the underside of desks, out of sight.

    Jan 22, 2012 at 8:32 pm   rating: 69  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   Poltergeist

    I keep trying to think of something witty to say, but this is just too gross. I hate people.

    Jan 22, 2012 at 8:42 pm   rating: 30  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Nunavut Guy

      And we collectively hate you.

      Jan 22, 2012 at 9:13 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Poltergeist

      Grassy Ass (that’s Spanish for “Thank You”).

      If we could all just accept the fact that we hate each and every individual around us, especially those who fingerpaint with boogers, life would be that much easier to get through. Drop the facade and get real – Embrace your inner hatred!

      Jan 22, 2012 at 11:50 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Nunavut Guy

    I prefer my boogers air dried and hardened for snaking purposes.

    Jan 22, 2012 at 9:18 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Sesquipedalian

      How does one use a booger to snake something?

      Jan 22, 2012 at 9:46 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #5.2   D / DM

      “For snaking purposes”… Hmm. I suppose if you had enough boogers, you might be able to use them to disguise yourself as a snake. But I have to think there are easier and safer ways to go snaking.

      Jan 22, 2012 at 11:12 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Jitty

    People have got to stop threatening to lick/spit in their office fridge food. All they need to do is affix a booger label and then no one will eat it.

    Jan 22, 2012 at 9:24 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   D / DM

      Not going to work. Everybody knows you don’t store boogers in the fridge. Ever.

      Jan 22, 2012 at 11:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   error27

      If you put a booger on the door of the fridge, it could work as a dieting tool.

      Jan 23, 2012 at 1:13 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   Sensible Madness bang

    This note writer is a fool. The booger was clearly placed there for public consumption, much like a box of donuts placed on the break room counter is for public consumption. Boogers you’re saving for yourself are kept in a clearly marked crisper drawer in the fridge.

    Jan 22, 2012 at 10:44 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Clip Snark

    Looks like a little touch of red on that booger. Might want to get a humidifier for the dry, winter air.

    Jan 22, 2012 at 11:07 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     

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