You, like the note writer, have missed the point entirely.

The boogers are not a mere snack to be consumed, they are a caged animal’s attempt at creating some meaningful art form to comfort their ailing soul. Think of the degenerate in his prison cell who smears the walls with his excrement; is an office worker not in a cubicle-filled prison of his own? Do not mock their simplistic art forms, these genii find comfort in adorning their surroundings–I suppose you would rather he print out motivational sayings written in Comic Sans, and tape them to his walls? Perverse!

If we could all just accept the fact that we hate each and every individual around us, especially those who fingerpaint with boogers, life would be that much easier to get through. Drop the facade and get real – Embrace your inner hatred!