Shaun in Austin spotted this mysterious complaint in the men’s room at his office. (Apparently all of the males employed there are very, very sensitive.)
Entries from January 2012
January 24th, 2012 · 59 Comments
January 23rd, 2012 · 32 Comments
While perusing the magazines at Barnes & Noble, Shelly found this bit of divine snark affixed to the latest XBOX magazine.
Haterz still will hate, I guess?
related: Cigarettes & energy drinks
January 22nd, 2012 · 17 Comments
…because if you are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose!
related: The bathroom-stall booger epidemic
January 19th, 2012 · 25 Comments
Writes Virginia in Sumner, Washington: “Going through a box of old photographs in the attic, I found this birthday card I gave my father when I was five or six. I was a terrible child.”
related: Some daughterly wisdom for Dad
January 18th, 2012 · 46 Comments
Writes Kiki in Melbourne: “Have you ever seen a sack act so bitchy and sanctimonious all at once? I can’t believe a plastic bag’s attitude actually started to piss me off!”
Well, Kiki, it could be worse.
January 16th, 2012 · 19 Comments
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle:
The real sad reality?
related: You sure nag like my mother…
January 15th, 2012 · 29 Comments
Tommy in Norway isn’t the only one getting butt-hurt over butter.
From the U.K…
it’s beginning to look like this butter crisis might be going global.
Meanwhile, in America…
related: A bitter butter battle
January 12th, 2012 · 55 Comments
This is what you get when you mess with us:
In other words: You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here!
(Thanks to Bonnie from North Carolina, Eric in California, and Paperback Writer in Pittsburgh for their submissions!)
related: Karma’s a bitch.
January 11th, 2012 · 40 Comments
No matter the hemisphere, Comic Sans gets no love. (This note, however, seems to have inspired a Brazilian copycat.)
Rodolfo’s rough translation from the Portuguese:
Please keep this door closed. Management.
Please don’t use Comic Sans if you’re serious.
January 5th, 2012 · 60 Comments
Writes our submitter in Dallas: “My ex-roommate is possibly THE most passive-aggressive person I’ve ever met. We’ve reconciled, mostly, but we still have our moments. For example, just after Christmas, she was going out of town and wanted me to look after her cat. She used the same e-mail as an opportunity to say thank you for the Christmas gift my girlfriend and I gave her.