While perusing the magazines at Barnes & Noble, Shelly found this bit of divine snark affixed to the latest XBOX magazine.
Haterz still will hate, I guess?
related: Cigarettes & energy drinks
Entries from January 2012
Got game?
January 23rd, 2012 · 32 Comments
Tags: "helpful" advice · California · gaming · God · way harsh
Hey, I was saving that for later!
January 22nd, 2012 · 17 Comments
…because if you are saving the contents of your nose for an afternoon snack, feel free to use to office walls for that purpose!
related: The bathroom-stall booger epidemic
Tags: Canada · hygiene · nose-picking · office
Daddy dearest
January 19th, 2012 · 25 Comments
Writes Virginia in Sumner, Washington: “Going through a box of old photographs in the attic, I found this birthday card I gave my father when I was five or six. I was a terrible child.”
related: Some daughterly wisdom for Dad
Tags: birthday · Father-daughter notes · guilt trip · heart · kids · signed with love · xoxo
Your punishment for forgetting your reusable grocery bags
January 18th, 2012 · 46 Comments
Writes Kiki in Melbourne: “Have you ever seen a sack act so bitchy and sanctimonious all at once? I can’t believe a plastic bag’s attitude actually started to piss me off!”
Well, Kiki, it could be worse.
related: …and F the Polar Bear!
extra credit: I (don’t) use plastic bags.
Tags: Melbourne · recycling · The Earth · unnecessary "quotation marks"
It’s not a chore; it’s a date!
January 16th, 2012 · 19 Comments
Spotted by Kathy at her office lunchroom in Seattle:
The real sad reality?
related: You sure nag like my mother…
Tags: cleaning · office · rebuttals · Seattle · smartass · Your mother doesn't...
I Can’t Believe It’s Not (My) Butter
January 15th, 2012 · 29 Comments
Tommy in Norway isn’t the only one getting butt-hurt over butter.
From the U.K…
to Australia…
to Ireland…
it’s beginning to look like this butter crisis might be going global.
Meanwhile, in America…
related: A bitter butter battle
Tags: butter · licking · stealing
Karma Police
January 12th, 2012 · 55 Comments
This is what you get when you mess with us:
In other words: You’re a creep. You’re a weirdo. What the hell are you doing here? You don’t belong here!
(Thanks to Bonnie from North Carolina, Eric in California, and Paperback Writer in Pittsburgh for their submissions!)
related: Karma’s a bitch.
Tags: Coke · garbage · have a nice day · karma's a bitch · smiley · toilet
The font loathed round the world
January 11th, 2012 · 40 Comments
No matter the hemisphere, Comic Sans gets no love. (This note, however, seems to have inspired a Brazilian copycat.)
Rodolfo’s rough translation from the Portuguese:
Please keep this door closed. Management.
Please don’t use Comic Sans if you’re serious.
Tags: Brazil · Comic Sans Alert · Copycat
