Comments on: Happy Valentine’s Day!

By: Eve

Eve — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 02:12:34 +0000

Just like she’s allowed to have morning sex, I’m allowed to have quiet. Not hating, just allowed what I’m allowed.

By: phoenix

phoenix — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:31:13 +0000

oh god, gotta love the “then move” or “use earplugs” statements. I have really loud neighbors and hear these two a lot. I’m pretty laid back, but the neighbors are REALLY LOUD. They usually start at 11 pm on weeknights, and go to 4 am.

1. I can’t quit my job, lose my deposit on my apartment, walk out on a lease and move b/c my neighbors are asses sometimes. Thanks for the reasonable response to my wanting common courtesy.

2. Earplugs aren’t magic. I actually wear them, and they don’t block out all noise ever. What they can block out? Your alarm clock, waking you up for work.

Is it too much to expect for people to not be assholes? ‘Cause if it’s okay to be an ass, there aren’t many safe places to move to.

By: hannah

hannah — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 02:14:59 +0000

1. Did anyone else point out that she says “continue to let all your neighbors know…” Like, she has been telling people for weeks already.
2. My neighbor is a about 300lb person who likes to have a lot of sex with her boyfriend. All the time this was happening, day and night. I let this go on for awhile, but a person can only live in this fashion for so long. I had to call the landlord, who laughed and took care of it for me.

By: fpelayo

fpelayo — Mon, 20 Feb 2012 15:31:46 +0000

On a related note, you guys need to find the original photo of this:

http://dating.failblog.org/2012/02/20/dating-fails-somebodys-a-screamer-neighbor-murder-note/

By: shawn

shawn — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 23:39:48 +0000

Dear Neighbor,

Don’t bother, it was an orgy and you weren’t invited.

Groaningly,

The whole complex

By: sparkle

sparkle — Sun, 19 Feb 2012 17:33:05 +0000

I think the outrage is more directed at the fact that the stated morning activities did not include inviting her in. I haz durty mind.

By: DamnStraight

DamnStraight — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 09:47:28 +0000

My neighbour is a screamer…
We call her “screamer b****”, due to the fact that she is the world’s biggest b****. Anything above a whisper after 9pm, and she’s banging on the walls, screaming for us to shut up. We’re actually pretty quiet and considerate, but I once accidentally said something to my husband, who was in the next room, around 10pm one night, and she not only banged on the wall, but came to our door to tell us (actually, she screamed ) to stop yelling at each other. We were using normal, inside voices, but she sure as hell wasn’t. We tried to explain it to her, but she wouldn’t accept that she was out of line. Apparently, we were out of line and she called us “ignorant trash”. We had a good laugh over that when she left. Who is in their bathrobe screaming, threatening to call the police right now over a not unreasonably loud conversation? Oh, and WE’RE the ignorant trash?
She’s an early riser, and enjoys morning sex A LOT. She regularly wakes us up at 6am on the weekends with her screaming. Trust me – at 6am after I’ve sometimes had a night out and am hungover, I’m not jealous of her morning sex.

By: Sio

Sio — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 04:48:44 +0000

I’m pretty sure that was reference to the note being put up and not the neighbor actively making a point of telling everyone in person.

By: Nicole

Nicole — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 18:55:13 +0000

People are going to have sex. Sometimes it gets loud, get over it. This person who wrote this I feel like punching.

By: quigrey

quigrey — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 04:26:43 +0000

I’m pro-screaming orgasms.

Me thinks the crabby people either don’t have them or don’t give convincing performances.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 19:02:24 +0000

Finally – I’ve found my ticket to the Olympics.

By: TippingCows

TippingCows — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 18:59:57 +0000

That’s what earplugs are for – the peace and quiet, not the sex.

By: Dane Zeller

Dane Zeller — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:53:54 +0000

They woke you up? One of them is a groaner? You don’t say. Could you be more specific? What words did she use? How long did it last…

By: yolanda

yolanda — Wed, 15 Feb 2012 15:52:56 +0000

I would be so mortified that someone heard me I wouldn’t be able to do it at all except on a futon and muffled, LOL. Before I had a single unit home I would pay attention to the comings and goings of my neighbors and only voice my pleasure when I was sure I had privacy. I always felt very embarassed when overhearing others too.