Comments on: Very unfortunate, indeed.

By: Chris

Chris — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 17:19:36 +0000

I love my cats. But new cats are free.

By: sparkle

sparkle — Sun, 04 Mar 2012 01:25:04 +0000

Fireworks.

By: Bob

Bob — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 14:16:18 +0000

Leaving one’s feces outside the “proper receptacle” can be a symptom of sexual abuse. Children who are victims of rape, forced incest and/or sexual abuse often leave their feces on the floor of a bathroom or spread them on the walls. It is a very sad cry for help.

By: unsatisfied

unsatisfied — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 18:03:27 +0000

when she saw the look of “deer-in-headlights” on my face, a female co-worker went in and took care of it.

part of me wonders to this day if she was the original culprit.

By: johnnyboy

johnnyboy — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 16:18:18 +0000

Nick dude, if you’re not a troll, you’re really, really weird. Do you actually believe you can catch some disease through the skin of your thighs ?

The probability of you getting sick is about 10 million times higher from actually eating the food at Taco bell.

By: Noelegy

Noelegy — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:44:44 +0000

My 12-year-old Siamese mix has having squitters. We’ve been to the vet and we don’t know what’s causing it. He often can’t make it to the litter box, and just lets go wherever he is. To make matters worse, 1) he’s longhaired, 2) he’s gotten slipshod about grooming himself as he’s gotten older, and 3) he wants to climb into bed with us at night and love on us, poor baby.

Wouldn’t get rid of him for anything, but with animals, sometimes it’s a good thing that you’re already committed to the relationship!

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 16:50:01 +0000

I learn more than I could possibly want to know about humanity from PAN comments. I’m going to be obsessed now whenever I’m in a restaurant, wondering if any mad poopers are on the loose and if the place is reeking with germs.

In the cat world, I recently adopted a tubby food-obsessed sweetie who, unfortunately, is a half pooper. This is the “poop liquidy mess on the inside edge of the litter box” technique, and “make sure that some of it also lands outside the box. ”

It would be nice if there was a Match.com type of site for cats looking for homes where the cats could list things like “Loves food,” “Loves snuggles and walks in the yard,” “Loves to half poop in the litter box,” and then you would know what you’re getting into.

Fortunately, he is adorable in almost every other respect, and he’s my first Basement Cat, so I must keep him! (Silky-haired black cat.)

By: butt

butt — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 09:49:58 +0000

My office definitely has someone with severe psychological trauma because we’ve also had the floor pooper and period blood all over the stall several times.

By: The White Clouds of Opium

The White Clouds of Opium — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 08:56:46 +0000

She ain’t exactly the 8th Air Force.

Or maybe she is. Yeah, actually she is.

By: The White Clouds of Opium

The White Clouds of Opium — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 08:46:45 +0000

Oh YEAH? A friend of a friend knows a guy whose girlfriend POISONED him! I win!

By: Sarahbw

Sarahbw — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 16:26:35 +0000

If this is a “hovering” problem – investment in seat covers might make all feel more hygenic and serve to eliminate the aimless among the office.

By: Uly

Uly — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 23:14:51 +0000

Yeah, but you at least told the bathroom attendant.

Accidents happen. Embarrassing as it is, the appropriate thing is to tell somebody. (Even if you do it in the guise of “Somebody” left it there!)

By: DrDanger

DrDanger — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 15:53:33 +0000

I know that everyone comes to this site for a laugh, but this one may call for a little compassion.

“Acting out” with poop or pee can be a sign of psychological distress. Especially when children smear feces, there is an association with abuse.

Or the person could be a coprophiliac. Some sources argue that scatophilia is associated with morbid depression.

Anyway, there might be more going on here than bad aim.

By: Ellere

Ellere — Fri, 24 Feb 2012 05:43:59 +0000

Well, that’s what the Jr High faculty told us when they had a Mad Crapper on the loose. The kid would usually smear it around right before long weekends and vacations, we were told this was their anxiety about having to probably be with their abuser for an extended period of time.