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March 7th, 2012 · 32 comments

The Office, at an office in New York City…

Meanwhile, in Atlanta, the crazy nastyass honey badger and his friends throw a party, neighbors be damned.

Noise complaints? HONEY BADGER DON'T CARE

related: Kanye interrupts this note

FILED UNDER: noise · recycling · shameless meme-mongering

32 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Kaylee

    It would make so much more enjoyable if there were Dwight references on our walls

    Mar 7, 2012 at 3:13 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Kaylee

      It would make WORK much more enjoyable…

      Mar 7, 2012 at 3:17 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

  • #2   infanttyrone

    The recycling bins is exactly 26 steps away ?
    The recycling bins are exactly 26 steps away ?

    Go ahead, shout out your answer –
    crazy nastyass honey badger don’t care.
    Or doesn’t care…

    Mar 7, 2012 at 3:17 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   twhit

      The sentence is “It is exactly 26 steps away” not what you wrote here. The phrases”the bins” and “26 steps” are plural, however neither of these is the subject. The distance (referred to as “it”) is the subject and is singular.

      Mar 7, 2012 at 3:49 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   jbanana

      infanttyrone was pointing out that “it” incorrectly referred back to “the recycling bins” — i.e., the second note should have read “They are exactly 26 steps away.”

      Mar 7, 2012 at 9:04 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   Knickerbocker Glory

      It could also be interpreted as, “The area of the hallway with the recycle bins is 26 steps away.” Either way, is it really worth arguing?

      Mar 7, 2012 at 9:24 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #2.4   Poltergeist

      Yes, yes it is worth arguing.

      Mar 7, 2012 at 10:27 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #2.5   infanttyrone

      Agreed. If “the distance” is the intended subject of the second sentence, then “is” is exactly right. I was just using the available materials to build something on which to hang the don’t vs. doesn’t thing.

      Hats (or berets) off to Bill Clinton for giving us the “is” is construct.
      In more ways than just a little blue dress, he has come to be spot on.

      In this case, our curiosity isn’t about what the meaning of “is” is, but what the meaning of “it” is. Not worth arguing about, since we are unlikely to know which way the Dwight fan meant “it”.
      Surely it is not worth trying to make a Federal case out of “it”.

      Mar 7, 2012 at 11:41 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #2.6   Canthz_B bang

      Excuse me, but wouldn’t the number of steps away the bins happen to be depend upon the length of the average stride of any particular individual?

      Oh. Wait. You’re fussing over grammar…carry on carrying on.

      Mar 8, 2012 at 3:56 am   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #2.7   Susan

      I feel it necessary to quote Alice in Wonderland here:


      ‘Found what?’ said the Duck.

      ‘Found it,’ the Mouse replied rather crossly: ‘of course you know what “it” means.’

      ‘I know what “it” means well enough, when I find a thing,’ said the Duck: ‘it’s generally a frog or a worm.”


      Hope that clears everything up :)

      Mar 8, 2012 at 4:23 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #2.8   The Elf

      It’s the internet. It’s always worth arguing.

      Mar 8, 2012 at 7:16 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #2.9   unsatisfied

      robble robble robble robble!!!!

      Mar 8, 2012 at 6:01 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #3   esteban

    it isn’t gramatically incorrect, concerning the use of is and are…if the reference is to the point at which the recycle bins can be used to dispense of recyclable waste products i’m bored sue me

    Mar 7, 2012 at 3:26 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   hannah

      don’t be silly, the distance can’t be “away.” it’s just 26 steps, not 26 steps “away.” the reference is obviously the bins. dwight is wrong.

      Mar 13, 2012 at 7:39 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #4   AshleyG

    The signs ARE grammatically correct. One says “The recycling bins are 10 steps…” and the response is “It is exactly 26 steps…”

    Mar 7, 2012 at 3:50 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   Palomon

      Is the gigglebrax tree not bearing fruit today?

      Mar 7, 2012 at 4:06 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #4.2   infanttyrone

      The gigglebrax tree seems to be rooted in ambiguity today.
      In some outcome universes it (the tree) is barren.
      In others, heavy fruit drops and kills Schrodinger’s poor little vegan cat.
      Heisenberg is unsure whether to be sad or glad about that…but…

      Blofeld notices
      There is no kitty to pet
      Swears vengeance on Bond

      Mar 8, 2012 at 12:00 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #4.3   Ped-Ant

      Just what does “it” in the response refer to? The recycling bins? Those are plural, while “it” is singular.

      What we have here is an unclear antecedent, which that most erudite and authoritative corpus of knowledge refers to as an “error in writing”.

      That said, the same section concedes that an antecedent which refers to something familiar to both parties may be absent in discourse (“written or spoken communication”). Aha! Therefore, sign #2 is CORRECT!

      AshleyG gets the gold star.

      Mar 8, 2012 at 1:57 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #5   bookworm

    I’m sure Honey Badger’s landlord has a different take on the whole noise complaints thing.

    Mar 7, 2012 at 7:46 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

  • #6   Canthz_B bang

    Honey Badger’s got a long-term lease…suck it, Beavers!

    Mar 8, 2012 at 4:01 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   infanttyrone

      But if the decibels are because they’re partying with ‘shrooms, beware…
      most contracts have a morels clause.

      Mar 8, 2012 at 5:22 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #6.2   Nahhh bang

      Honey Badger’s a fungi.

      Mar 8, 2012 at 5:52 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #6.3   Jennifer

      Honey badger parties are sticky.

      And hairy.

      But fun nonetheless.

      Mar 9, 2012 at 9:25 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #7   The Elf

    The internet is leaking! Just the other day I made a cheezburger and my cat eated it.

    Mar 8, 2012 at 7:18 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #8   Celeste

    Why not just move the stupid recycling bins so they’re closer to the garbage cans??? Then there’s NO EXCUSE!

    Mar 8, 2012 at 3:02 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   misc

      Or move the garbage cans closer to the recycle bins.

      Mar 8, 2012 at 3:59 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #8.2   Poltergeist

      Just get a job at the recycling plant and call it a day.

      Mar 8, 2012 at 11:58 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #9   it's naptime

    That’s a 52 step round trip. What if i’m feeling really lazy?

    Mar 8, 2012 at 3:03 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #10   BananaCreamPie

    The recycling bins are RIGHT next to the trash cans at my school and people still throw their plastic bottles into the trash cans.

    The recycling bins are 0 steps away from the trash cans and people still don’t recycle. 10 steps away is asking quite a bit from people.

    Mar 9, 2012 at 5:06 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   The Elf

      Proof that evil will always triumph because good is dumb.

      Mar 9, 2012 at 6:33 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #10.2   sweet lova

      I saw a smoker toss her cigarette butt onto the ground right next to bins (which contain a smoke tray for stubs). Some people will always be f*cking lazy no matter what to do for their convenience.

      Mar 9, 2012 at 11:19 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #11   Jo

    Can I just say it’s funny?

    Apr 5, 2012 at 6:47 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up


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