Oh goody, this argument again!
related: Enough with the fruit juices and diet sodas!
Grow an orange tree and grow up.
March 8th, 2012 · 38 comments
FILED UNDER: beverages · Coke · most popular notes of 2012 · note wars · vending machine drama
FILED UNDER: beverages · Coke · most popular notes of 2012 · note wars · vending machine drama
38 responses so far ↓
#1
SeeYouInTea
I absolutely love the 2nd note.
Mar 8, 2012 at 9:12 pm rating: 35
#2
Tea
Team: booze in the pop machine.
Mar 8, 2012 at 9:13 pm rating: 77
#3
Ed.D.
Where is this from? I know that graffiti face.
Mar 8, 2012 at 9:16 pm rating: 2
#4
Blasphemer
I’m just happy to see the Shepard Fairey sticker making an appearance.
Mar 8, 2012 at 9:24 pm rating: 8
#5
Sir Puke
Keep fruit juice out of Coke machine as it cuts into the selection nasty soft drinks.
Keep orange juice out of the orange crush as well.
Mar 8, 2012 at 9:24 pm rating: 3
#6
Who passed out the Haterade?
Run, OJ, run!
Mar 8, 2012 at 11:25 pm rating: 14
#7
Bryan
Who has sticky notes on dek ready to comment back or are you to tell me they see this then write a note after getting the post it sticky note
Mar 9, 2012 at 12:12 am rating: 0
#8
Bryan
After going and getting the post it sticky note* grammar nazis enjoy I’m on an iPad n don’t care
Mar 9, 2012 at 12:13 am rating: 1
#9
FeRD
See, I think this whole post-it cascade could have been prevented, since it seems to have resulted from an initial misinterpretation.
The way I read it, the initial note is actually two separate complaints, presented together. The notewriter is complaining that:
1. There’s too much nasty
2. Coke contains insufficient amounts of Orange Juice for their liking
Now, #1 is obviously a reference to the scandalous amounts of office sex that the notewriter’s been privy to lately — and excluded from, one assumes, or there’d be little call for complaint. Sounds like some co-workers need to be a bit more discreet… at least wear an overcoat to cover their harnesses and rubber gear, when they wear sexcessories to the workplace in anticipation of some break-room sexytime rumpus.
Complaint #2, well, that’s really indisputable. Coke contains, to my knowledge, exactly 0% orange juice, so that would at best satisfy most people’s expectations… and, surely, there must be some people who would prefer a higher OJ content. And, of course, this being a Coke machine, the notewriter has precious little hope of being provided with Mountain Dew as an alternative. Too bad, so sad!
If only the note had been properly interpreted from the beginning, all of this post-it warring could have been avoided!
Mar 9, 2012 at 2:37 am rating: 23
#10
Suz
After reading the 4th note, I have to agree with the original note …. I mean, what good would vodka be without some orange juice? or tomato juice? Gotta keep the Coke, though …. you know, for the rum
Mar 9, 2012 at 10:29 am rating: 3
#11
Lily
I love the considerateness of leaving blank post-it notes for others to join in on this “conversation.”
Mar 9, 2012 at 11:50 am rating: 11
#12
Adriana
Orange soda is clearly the best compromise and only solution here.
Mar 9, 2012 at 12:10 pm rating: 7
#13
Melissa
What could be nastier than CANNED orange juice?
Mar 10, 2012 at 2:14 am rating: 10
#14
Pilgrimchick
This is a great example of a collaborative think-tank.
Mar 10, 2012 at 9:24 pm rating: 2
#15
anna
It’s a bit unfunny, the first three notes have been written by the same person as evidenced by the handwriting. They didn’t even bother to change the pen.
Mar 14, 2012 at 12:40 pm rating: 0
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