Comments on: Grow an orange tree and grow up. http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Tue, 21 May 2013 19:44:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: anna http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408927 anna Wed, 14 Mar 2012 17:40:26 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408927 It's a bit unfunny, the first three notes have been written by the same person as evidenced by the handwriting. They didn't even bother to change the pen. It’s a bit unfunny, the first three notes have been written by the same person as evidenced by the handwriting. They didn’t even bother to change the pen.

]]> By: FeRD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408803 FeRD Mon, 12 Mar 2012 23:13:01 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408803 ***blush*** :oops: Oh, P.S to Bryan: You don't have to fill in "n/a" for the Website field, when posting here. You can just leave it blank. That way, the system won't turn your name into an invalid hyperlink. ***blush*** :oops:

Oh, P.S to Bryan: You don’t have to fill in “n/a” for the Website field, when posting here. You can just leave it blank. That way, the system won’t turn your name into an invalid hyperlink.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408756 The Elf Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:07:29 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408756 CANNED santorum. CANNED santorum.

]]> By: FeRD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408696 FeRD Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:39:25 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408696 I believe it's a <b>drink</b>-tank, actually. I believe it’s a drink-tank, actually.

]]> By: FeRD http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408695 FeRD Sun, 11 Mar 2012 21:38:23 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408695 You know what REALLY blew my mind? I realized, after I posted my analysis of the first note's duality, that <i><b>all of the notes</b> could be interpreted this way</i>! So, if you assume that every one of the notewriters here is a horribly conflicted, borderline-schizoid fruitcake (which doesn't really feel like <i>that much</i> of a leap), then you find two simultaneous conversations intertwined in the post-its: (1) Too much NASTY O.J. has been set free! What? This is a Coke machine <self-important thick exclamation point> While we're all voicing our idiotic opinions, may I suggest that the machine carry booze? 4LOCO (2) Coca-Cola not enough O.J.! Take a stab at it <inane right-side-up smiley><b>[*]</b> Grow an orange tree, an grow up. Think on it. MOFO <pretentious oversized outline exclamation point> <b>[*]</b> — <i>Or... maybe a really terrible sketch of a bunny rabbit.</i> You know what REALLY blew my mind? I realized, after I posted my analysis of the first note’s duality, that all of the notes could be interpreted this way!

So, if you assume that every one of the notewriters here is a horribly conflicted, borderline-schizoid fruitcake (which doesn’t really feel like that much of a leap), then you find two simultaneous conversations intertwined in the post-its:

(1)
Too much NASTY
O.J. has been set free!
What? This is a Coke machine <self-important thick exclamation point>
While we’re all voicing our idiotic opinions, may I suggest that the machine carry booze?
4LOCO

(2)
Coca-Cola not enough O.J.!
Take a stab at it <inane right-side-up smiley>[*]
Grow an orange tree, an grow up.
Think on it.
MOFO <pretentious oversized outline exclamation point>

[*] — Or… maybe a really terrible sketch of a bunny rabbit.

]]> By: Just to say http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408686 Just to say Sun, 11 Mar 2012 20:49:48 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408686 i love you Ferd! i love you Ferd!

]]> By: Pilgrimchick http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408672 Pilgrimchick Sun, 11 Mar 2012 03:24:52 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408672 This is a great example of a collaborative think-tank. This is a great example of a collaborative think-tank.

]]> By: kate http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408671 kate Sat, 10 Mar 2012 20:57:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408671 I'll translate: Who carries post it notes with them at all times to write a reply? I guess they could see the note there, then go and get a post it note on which to write their reply. I’ll translate:

Who carries post it notes with them at all times to write a reply? I guess they could see the note there, then go and get a post it note on which to write their reply.

]]> By: Who passed out the Haterade? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408669 Who passed out the Haterade? Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:32:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408669 Santorum. Santorum.

]]> By: bookworm http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408668 bookworm Sat, 10 Mar 2012 17:23:35 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408668 Am I the only person in the world who doesn't get lazy when they log onto their iPad? What is it about those devices that causes everyone else's fingers (and brains) to break? Am I the only person in the world who doesn’t get lazy when they log onto their iPad? What is it about those devices that causes everyone else’s fingers (and brains) to break?

]]> By: The White Clouds of Opium http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408667 The White Clouds of Opium Sat, 10 Mar 2012 15:05:18 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408667 When your fingers are saturated with french fry grease, even a semi-coherent screed is quite impressive. This is an individual of great skill. When your fingers are saturated with french fry grease, even a semi-coherent screed is quite impressive. This is an individual of great skill.

]]> By: The White Clouds of Opium http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408666 The White Clouds of Opium Sat, 10 Mar 2012 14:59:17 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408666 I should like a vending machine that dispenses joints and ammunition. We can make that happen. I should like a vending machine that dispenses joints and ammunition.

We can make that happen.

]]> By: Melissa http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408663 Melissa Sat, 10 Mar 2012 08:14:30 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408663 What could be nastier than CANNED orange juice? What could be nastier than CANNED orange juice?

]]> By: Melissa http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/03/08/coked-out-machine/comment-page-1/#comment-408662 Melissa Sat, 10 Mar 2012 08:12:09 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=21130#comment-408662 Oh yeah, that's right! It looked like OJ to me! Oh yeah, that’s right! It looked like OJ to me!

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