Dave in London returned home one day to find all of his clothes missing. Apparently, this was his roommate’s rationale.
related: “Dollar sign flower slams easily”
Right…that seems like a logical response.
March 13th, 2012 · 49 comments
FILED UNDER: door-slamming · London · roommates
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#1
Danielle
Um, I’m sorry “Crazy Roommate with Abysmal Spelling and Grammar Skills” but I don’t really follow your logic.
Mar 13, 2012 at 4:53 pm rating: 54
#2
Melodie
If you imagine it being read aloud by the crazy unemployed British roommate from Bridesmaids, it really works.
Mar 13, 2012 at 4:56 pm rating: 42
#3
Barbara
Danielle has said it all.
Mar 13, 2012 at 4:58 pm rating: 0
#4
JRS
“When you slammed the door last night, I woke up and have felt sleep-deprived all day. To retaliate, I decided to wig the fuck out and dispose of all your clothes. I hope you get the point.” There, that’s a little better.
Mar 13, 2012 at 4:59 pm rating: 45
#5
dixiechick
Perhaps it’s being a UNC fan on the verge of March Madness here in the US, but I read that first bit as “When you slam the Dook”! (That’s Duke U., UNC’s archrival, for all you non-US-college-basketball folks out there.)
Mar 13, 2012 at 5:01 pm rating: 3
#6
Smokey
Why not get rid of the door?
Mar 13, 2012 at 5:05 pm rating: 29
#7
Quite Contrary
I presume the point you are trying to make is that you are fucking nuts.
Mar 13, 2012 at 7:41 pm rating: 26
#8
theonetruejenn
Well…I’ve heard that sleep deprivation can make people do crazy things.
(Not that I really want to give him the benefit of the doubt.)
Mar 13, 2012 at 8:54 pm rating: 3
#9
SeeYouInTea
Those Ws and Ls are killing me.
Mar 13, 2012 at 9:18 pm rating: 3
#10
kermit
The first time I read this, I thought it said “I hope you got the pout”.
After reading the hovertext transcript, I think my first reading makes just as much sense.
Mar 13, 2012 at 11:00 pm rating: 15
#11
cate
Dave, take him to small claims or something, because I’m pretty sure in most civilized places, it’s an offense to dispose of someone’s property like that. Roommate is a complete asshole. Overreact much?
Mar 14, 2012 at 8:56 am rating: 3
#12
Garrett
I would totally be naked as much as possible around my roommate if he pulled that. And if he complains, tell him you don’t have any clothes.
And even if he returned them, I’d still be nude citing my forced nudity grew on me.
Mar 14, 2012 at 11:47 am rating: 35
#13
Tesselara
The point? The point being that the roomie goes a little batshit crazy when he doesn’t get his full and refreshing 8.
Mar 14, 2012 at 12:02 pm rating: 0
#14
warns
Seems simple enough. He has a confession of personal theft right there on the piece of paper. Hello? Police? I’d like to report a theft, here’s the evidence.
When you start stealing people’s personal items it’s gone beyond “basic roommate dispute”
Mar 14, 2012 at 1:22 pm rating: 7
#15
deprogrammed
Dear roommate who took my clothes:
Guess what’s getting slammed next. Watch your head…
Signed,
Former roomie who will help you sleep for a long time – with the fishes.
Mar 14, 2012 at 9:02 pm rating: 7
#16
Canthz_B
This demands a study. Do the nude close doors any more quietly than the clothed?
I took your doorknob. I placed all of your clothes in your doorway. I decided not to be a shit and rolled over and went back to sleep all sound just a bit more sane.
Mar 16, 2012 at 2:12 am rating: 6
#17
Michele
This made me think of this passive agresssive but very funny video made by an angry room mate.
The Butter Floor Prank.
http://youtu.be/0EEgM92_LGU
Mar 16, 2012 at 8:28 am rating: 0
#18
Valerie
The proper response is to take the offending party’s sheets, soak them in water, and throw them in the freezer.
Mar 16, 2012 at 8:39 am rating: 1
#19
Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff
When you took my clothes it deprived me of clothes, so I burned the house down with your family still inside. I hope you got the point.
Mar 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm rating: 5
#20
latin-aggressive
deprivation!, that is the f****** point, it only takes another nut-job to get it…
Mar 19, 2012 at 1:09 pm rating: 0
#21
happy
My neighbors do the same thing. Plus they’re a bunch of teenage boys and I am a mother with a small child. They guys had their parents call the landlord and tell him I’m harrassing them. They also spat on a sign I put up with a sleeping baby bunny cartoon that says, Please do not run on the stairs. They swear they weren’t the ones who did it but it wasn’t the 40yr-old upstairs or the family across the hall. I’ve lived here 2yrs they’ve lived here 3months. I’m so sick of this crap. I’d steal all their shit or do something equally nasty but the landlord said if I ever speak to them again I’m kicked out. (All I’ve ever said to them was “KEEP IT DOWN” may be 3xs)
Apr 5, 2012 at 10:39 pm rating: 0
#22
happy
*otherwise known as nieghbor with kid.
Here’s the note I put up on my wall after the spitting incident, it’s none too passive, but it did the job.
Who-Ever Spit On This:
You’re disgusting
All I did was ask you to be quiet
If you can’t handle that it’s your problem not mine.
GROW UP
When you do you’ll realise how rediculous you’re being
My baby has the right to sleep at night without an adult waking her up because they think it’s “playtime”
Apr 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm rating: 0
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