Comments on: My neighbors are always sticking their butts where they don’t belong

By: FeRD

FeRD — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 20:43:16 +0000

@happy: There's nothing in life that would actually justify this firehose-torrent of ire that developed from Alf'y's original comment. (Although his repeatedly taking any and all bait, in response after response, helped none. — Still, I don't get how Alan escaped unscathed despite his obvious instigating.) But, such is the Internet.

By: happy

happy — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 03:23:28 +0000

“Smoky says, ____ you”
OMG I cannot beleive all of you getting so worked up about the cool kid coment. This topic is irrationally controvercial.
AlfaCowboy, you are neither funny nor smart enough to have made these people so angry. I don’t get it. You are very funny though. I’d read your blog.
None of these hundreds of comments give slogan for the butts. I saw 3 slogans in the whole lot. Just goes to show you how much these people are concerned for other peoples personal space and feelings. What if that was your post and no one answered you. I would be hurt.

By: happy

happy — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 03:13:37 +0000

“Smoky says, ____ you”
OMG I cannot beleive all of you getting so worked up about the cool kid coment. This toppic is irrationally controvercial.
AlfaCowboy, you are neither funny or smart enough to have made those people so angry. I don’t get it. You are very funny though. I’d read your blog.

By: happy

happy — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 03:02:07 +0000

Those ciggarette diposotorys always get stuffed shut at the top and catch fire year round in the bottom. How is it that after centurys of ashtrashs and the invention of the computer they can’t make a bucket for little tiny peices paper.

By: happy

happy — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 02:52:47 +0000

I smoke and I am very self-contious about it. I feel terible when I walk by anyone especially if the smoke gets near them. I’m so embarassed when people see me smoking. I hate dropping my butts on the sidewalk and I get so mad when people don’t have ashtrays. I just realised how rediculous it is for me to me mad at a buiness for not acomodating me with a stinky trash tower (and risking having it catch fire all the time which those things are always doing.) I think about my health care costs effecting the economy because I may some day get cancer and cost lots and lots of money for treatment.
*a smoker, not all of us are entitled jerks, just stupid

By: happy

happy — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 02:29:01 +0000

Heat’s suppose to sanitise things. But if it were my home I’d rather touch a couple peices of trash then have people continue to through it at me.

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:09:54 +0000

I have to reply to Amy in Toronto regarding the litterbugs. I once watched a girl get a cookie from a Tim Hortons drive thru window. After getting the cookie, in its usual small brown bag she promptly removed it and then rolled her window down about three inches and tossed the bag out before starting to drive off.

I honked my horn and threw up my hand to get her to look in rear view and in order to shame her in front of the other customers. The odd thing was the person I was with, my girlfriend at the time acted as if I was crazy. She slunked down in her seat covered her face and said she was mortally embarrassed.

I still think it was a good thing to do and next time I hope you will shame these filthy creatures who insist on littering. There may not be a lot of ashtrays in the city, but there sure are a lot of garbage cans so there is no excuse.

By: Rick

Rick — Thu, 05 Apr 2012 22:02:58 +0000

Okay, I am reformed smoker so I know this is hypocritical but I hate cigarette smoke. I live in the beaches and my neighbours smoke in their backyards. Is it wrong that I hate it; and sort of hate them? When I walk outside there is the choking stench of cigarette smoke. My yard is surrounded by other yards so I feel like I’m surrounded by smokers. Due to the close proximity sometimes I even can smell cigarette smoke in my home when the windows are open during the warmer months. I wish these people would lock themselves in their homes with their cigarettes and its smoke and hasten their departure so I can enjoy some fresh air.

By: Alan

Alan — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 13:45:10 +0000

This is fun.

By: Erin

Erin — Mon, 02 Apr 2012 04:50:38 +0000

You Ash-hole

By: AlfaCowboy

AlfaCowboy — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:02:03 +0000

As difficult as it may be for you, John, that’s an evaluation you need to learn to make for yourself. I can’t hold your hand and help you your whole life, John. There are too many other village idiots like you in the world.

By: John Alansan

John Alansan — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 09:00:31 +0000

Wait, was that a joke? Or was it serious advice?

Maybe you could start using some kind of text marking system to make it easy for the general public.

I’ll write back later and let you know about how my search for your CD goes. Do you have any .wav files on your Twitters?

By: AlfaCowboy

AlfaCowboy — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:45:19 +0000

No John, there is not. Most folks get obvious humor and therefore don’t need it explained. I imagine your child, given his/her obvious genetic shortcomings, probably will. I would go ahead and start searching for qualified help, since I would definitely not want to get anywhere near you or your faily.

By: John Alansan

John Alansan — Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:23:56 +0000

Australia has a terrible issue with obesity.

I take it you’re planning to start slapping cakes out of the hands of your neighbours also? It’s a killer!!!!