Thank you for ruining for my life.

April 3rd, 2012 · 19 comments

Shanna spotted this note of appreciation outside the room of an resident advisor in her freshman dorm. ”And yes,” she says, “he actually did get in bed with someone’s girlfriend.”

Jeff, Thank you for getting in bed with my girlfriend. You ruined my life.

related: Yes, this is from a college campus.

FILED UNDER: college life · faint praise · RA · thanks (but not really)


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  • #1   infanttyrone

    Look on the bright side, dude.
    Maybe your life got ruined, but Martin or Morris of the middle note picked up some valuable sex tech from watching Jeff and your (ex?)girlfriend.

    Congratulations on the ‘RM’ position !
    How’s a freshman gonna compete with that ?

    Apr 3, 2012 at 9:34 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   SeeYouInTea

    At least you found out the girl was a cheating SOB before you married her? I dunno, I’m just trying to find a bright side.

    Apr 3, 2012 at 10:04 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Mitte

      Exactly. It’s not Jeff’s fault your girlfriend is a cheating slut.

      Also, what is that on top of the note? Shit stains with stink lines?

      Apr 4, 2012 at 12:50 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.2   TKD

      Well, the girlfriend has her share of fault. But I would bet that Jeff has also earned his title of Nasty Man-slut.

      Apr 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
    • #2.3   DaveGI

      Yeah, Alex’s note also clues us in to problems with Jeff.

      “Despite what may have been said in the past…” So we know that people have been talking about Jeff – and not in a good way. Because of the “girlfriend” incident? Probably. Sleeping with someone else’s girl wouldn’t earn him points with too many people. Especially if this was part of a larger pattern of a-hole behavior.

      And there’s the fact that for Staff Appreciation *Week* only two people from the dorm/floor wrote something positive for Jeff.

      My conclusion: “girlfriend” may be a slut but Jeff is a dick.

      Apr 5, 2012 at 2:43 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   Dee

    Something tells me he got into more of her than just her bed if he ruined the guy’s life.
    Also, is that the hard work they are referring to? ‘Cuz it didn’t seem like it was all that difficult.

    Apr 3, 2012 at 10:07 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   The Elf

      For the girlfriend’s sake, I hope the work was both long and hard.

      Apr 4, 2012 at 8:56 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   quat

    Marty from the middle note is the ex-girlfriend. They were working on that RM position for quite some time. Practice makes perfect! (Royal Mountie!?)

    Apr 3, 2012 at 10:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   The Elf

      Randy Mounting?

      Apr 4, 2012 at 7:09 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.2   Dewprisms

      The Royal Mountie: Girl on top while wearing a full coat and funny hat.

      Apr 4, 2012 at 10:41 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.3   quat

      That sounds kind of sexy, but it might just be the cocktail talking. Does the guy have to whinny?

      Apr 4, 2012 at 11:32 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.4   The Elf

      Only if she smacks you with her riding crop.

      Apr 5, 2012 at 6:28 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #4.5   quat

      The Royal Mounties always get their man… off. Bwah ha ha!

      Apr 10, 2012 at 10:03 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   makfan

    RM probably means resident manager, but the other replies are much funnier.

    Apr 3, 2012 at 10:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Jitty

    Is that weed stuck to the top of the note?

    Apr 3, 2012 at 11:02 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   SeeYouInTea

      I think it’s glitter, but it looks like shit (literally?).

      Apr 3, 2012 at 11:12 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #6.2   Bunny

      That’s EXACTLY what I thought

      Apr 4, 2012 at 2:49 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   The Elf

    Dear Jeff,

    You are the best RA, despite what has been said about you. Thanks for everything, and I mean *everything*.

    The Girlfriend

    Apr 4, 2012 at 7:08 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   Captain Hampton

    Jeff,

    Thank you for getting tn Bed With My GirlFriend. You Ruined My understanding of Proper capitalization and Compelled Me to Start crossing the Letter “i”.

    Apr 4, 2012 at 10:15 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     

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