Well, girls, I’d say you have at least few things in common…unfortunately for the rest of us.
related: Yes, this is from a college campus.
When frenemies attack
April 17th, 2012 · 90 comments
FILED UNDER: college life · heart · mean girls · roommates · smiley · Texas
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#1
superstar
I had a roommate who’s son locked me out of our apartment, and his name was not on the lease (he was an adult). I had to knock on the door to my apartment, and when he answered he asked if there was something he could help me with. He legally had no right to be there, and the landlord didn’t want him there either
Apr 17, 2012 at 9:53 pm rating: 18
#2
liliboo
Dear Ayesha et al.,
You and normal people have nothing in common. We don’t hate you, we just have no respect for your silly drama. Please get over yourselves and grow up if you want to join us out here.
THX,
Civilization
Apr 17, 2012 at 9:53 pm rating: 115
#3
Katra
Fucking bitches. I hope they get herpes at college.
Apr 17, 2012 at 10:44 pm rating: 64
#4
A
I have sympathy for Caley’s cause but this could have been resolved more amicably. The reply note is damn foolish.
Apr 17, 2012 at 10:49 pm rating: 33
#5
Steph
Caley’s note was immature, but it sounds like her roommates are terrible people. Either deal with your dislike or tell her to find a new place.
Apr 17, 2012 at 11:22 pm rating: 36
#6
W
If you hate your roommate that much, take it up with campus housing. Don’t lock someone out and write nasty notes- that’s a sure fire way to get your own ass kicked to the curb. (Though honestly, I’m not taking Ayesha’s side. Just pointing out the obvious- she’s an idiot)
Apr 17, 2012 at 11:25 pm rating: 45
#7
thrall
Point 1: If you’re in the nude and don’t want it to be permanent, take your keys. It’s foolish to depend on others when such vulnerability is avoidable.
Point 2: Rather than presuming intention, I think that Ayesha was making a tastelessly ironic rejoinder for which she shall be justly excoriated. The tone indicates to me that it was an accident, and instead of a minimal effort at an apology, she has produced a sarcastic note mimicking Caley’s whine.
Team No Winners Here. And Caley needs better friends, regardless. And extra room keys.
Apr 18, 2012 at 12:26 am rating: 63
#8
catethulhu
Ayesha sounds massively immature. I doubt it was an accident, assuming Caley knocked. Yeah, she could have handled it better, but they were assholes first and locking people out of their rightful living space always makes you the biggest asshole, unless the person is an actual danger to you or something. I don’t think her reaction was that bad considering how shitty their behavior was. Shelter is one of the most basic of needs, and if someone keeps you from it, it can cause intense feelings of discomfort and anxiety, as anyone who has ever been locked out for a lengthy period of time can attest.
Are they really supposed to be in college? I’ve never met a college student who acted like this (at least not one without mental problems). It seems more like grade school crap…
Apr 18, 2012 at 1:08 am rating: 22
#9
josie
sew
Apr 18, 2012 at 2:07 am rating: 3
#10
The White Clouds of Opium
But is Caley from Texas?
And does Ayesha know that Benelli is not, in fact, an expensive brand of pasta?
Apr 18, 2012 at 3:37 am rating: 6
#11
anna key
I have nothing of any real gravity to add to this.
I just wanted to jump on into this fun conclusion that an in-joke between a group of friends somehow means they are all an irredeemable pack of bitches.
Apr 18, 2012 at 5:44 am rating: 24
#12
TODD
josie, sew buttons on your ass and try to shit
Apr 18, 2012 at 7:42 am rating: 4
#13
Pixy
I think that Alyesha and other roomies just left to go to class, work, previous engagements, etc, and may have had no idea that Caley had gone off to shower in the first place. Or, worse, Caley told them to wait for her to come back when they could have had other commitments. I think Caley’s being a bitch, assuming that the world revolves around her and that, clearly, her roommates had nothing better to do but to sit around and wait for her to return from the shower before leaving. Or maybe she expected them to leave the door unlocked, which could also be an awful idea if you live in a dorm with sketchy people.
Team Alyesha. Sarcastic responses to stupid people is always the right course of action.
Apr 18, 2012 at 7:54 am rating: 18
#14
Stacia
This Twilight craze is getting on my nerves. Team this, team that…really? That is the only book that I could not get past the second chapter-I was just so bored. I don’t care about teenage angst and the watered down version of Vampires and Werewolves.
Apr 18, 2012 at 8:44 am rating: 5
#15
Dane Zeller
The reply writer has misspelled her name and has drawn a smiley face. For those two reasons we cannot take her seriously.
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:00 am rating: 6
#16
JC
Caley sounds a tad immature, and Ayesha and the other roommates sound like a bunch of bitches.
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:21 am rating: 5
#17
Kwyjor
It’s things like this that made me paranoid about taking showers during the entire time I lived in a dorm.
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:45 am rating: 4
#18
girl_with_all_the_yarn
I actually had a roommate do this to me once, and it was totally deliberate.
She claimed she’d been locked out and needed my key, so I gave it to her on the condition that she’d either give me the key back before she left or that she’d leave the door open. She locked the door behind her and left me a nasty note claiming I was trying to steal her boyfriend.
We weren’t roommates for long.
Apr 18, 2012 at 11:04 am rating: 17
#19
Nope
People leave their home without their keys? That’s just stupid. Do they try to drive their car without a key as well?
Apr 18, 2012 at 11:30 am rating: 5
#20
Der Jaeger
sar-chasm (n.) The gulf between your ironic statement and the other party’s complete misunderstanding of it.
Apr 18, 2012 at 1:02 pm rating: 24
#21
AlfaCowboy
I personally think they should sneak laxative into each others’ yogurt. That’ll teach ‘em.
Apr 18, 2012 at 2:57 pm rating: 8
#22
Beatus Mongous
It’s sad to think that Caley has a problem with being naked in public. She needs to see a psychologist to correct this problem.
Apr 18, 2012 at 3:05 pm rating: 2
#23
Niko
I think you are all being played.
The handwriting vs printing , style et al looks basically the same.
This is a set-up. Same author for both
But Huge Kudos for Rising to the bait, trophy fish!
Apr 18, 2012 at 4:09 pm rating: 0
#24
Elly
Ayesha should make her handwriting into a font and call it “Conspiracy.” I’d download!
Apr 18, 2012 at 9:42 pm rating: 6
#25
deprogrammed
Being wet and locked out would tend to generate an immoderate response. trusting others to check your shower schedule lest they receive a Dear Jane unfriend note would make one a tad testy. Actually, they all deserve each other.
Apr 18, 2012 at 11:42 pm rating: 3
#26
redheadwglasses
If they simply would shower together, there wouldn’t be a problem.
(You’re welcome, fellas.)
Apr 19, 2012 at 11:48 am rating: 5
#27
IMO
Caley sounds like an annoying little girl. people dont act like that unless something happened. Im with Aeysha
Apr 19, 2012 at 1:02 pm rating: 1
#28
polyester
these two notes were written by the same person.
Apr 20, 2012 at 8:44 am rating: 0
#29
bookworm
This is what happens when you wait until college to socialize your children.
Apr 20, 2012 at 11:13 am rating: 0
#30
lars ricchi
I wonder what the note with pink script (lower right corner of the first picture) is all about…
Apr 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm rating: 0
#31
Harmy G
I’m surprised no one has brought up the race issue…
Apr 23, 2012 at 10:32 am rating: 0
#32
Bookmark
At the dorms where I work, there have been a few times where someone has shown up at the front desk in a bathrobe needing someone to unlock their room because they forgot their key. Students are asked to have their keys with them AT ALL TIMES, including if you’re going to the showers, because you can’t always expect one of your roommates to be home or to leave the door unlocked for you. Unless she explicitly asked, “I’m going to the showers without my key, will you guys leave the door unlocked or stay until I’m back?” and they said “Yes”, then Caley has no valid reason to be acting this childishly.
Sounds like Caley forgot her key and decided to take her frustration out on her roommates, leaving an incredibly immature “I hate you and we’re not friends anymore!” note. Of course her roommates would respond and mock her! She acted like a snotty little kid!
Apr 23, 2012 at 2:34 pm rating: 4
#33
goobler
Both are in code.
Apr 23, 2012 at 11:40 pm rating: 1
#34
mkd
Keys are good. There are even little necklace things that allow you to wear them around your neck, perfect for cases like this. Why anyone would leave their room without a key is beyond me.
I feel sorry for Caley, and her roommates are sad sorry excuses for human beings, but really, Caley was a little bit flakey, too.
Apr 25, 2012 at 1:34 pm rating: 0
#35
Vulpis
All in all…this is why I’m glad that I never lived in a dorm while I was in college, and instead got a job while still at home and saved up enough to move into an apartment instead.
May 23, 2012 at 2:09 pm rating: 0
#36
Danielle
Oh my god I recognize this…
This was in a dorm, in which I spent my freshman year and these girls kept putting up notes on their door claiming their hate for each other. I talked to Caley once and she told me it was all a joke to entertain the people on our floor.
This only reminds me why the 11th floor was so fun
Jul 6, 2012 at 2:20 am rating: 1
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