“My favorite part,” says our anonymous submitter: “THE DAMNING EVIDENCE, RIGHT BEFORE YOUR VERY EYES!! Shame on you, you know who you are! Look how much trouble you caused! Enjoy bearing your shameful secret crush on George Clooney that breaks printers and wastes staff time!”
![This print job jammed the copier. It took two staff 30 minutes to dissemble [sic] the fuser and remove the paper jam. Meanwhile [REDACTED] staff were frustrated that they were unable to print. As a reminder, [REDACTED] pays the [REDACTED] for every print, copy and fax made on the Pay Per Copy printers.](https://farm6.static.flickr.com/5458/6947648148_678a2c20c9.jpg "This print job jammed the copier. It took two staff 30 minutes to dissemble [sic] the fuser and remove the paper jam. Meanwhile [REDACTED] staff were frustrated that they were unable to print. As a reminder, [REDACTED] pays the [REDACTED] for every print, copy and fax made on the Pay Per Copy printers.")
And on a related note…
related: The printer doesn’t appreciate your tone.
36 responses so far ↓
#1
Zee
I want to know why it took two staff members thirty minutes to lie to a fuser.
Apr 20, 2012 at 1:44 am rating: 90
#2
Dr_Know
Totally worth it!
Apr 20, 2012 at 5:12 am rating: 90
#3
mama bear
What’s dissemble?
Apr 20, 2012 at 5:51 am rating: 90
#4
A1 SXS
I wonder if you get the same note left if you happen to jam the printer when you printed out that email?
I wonder how often the printer actually jams compared to how man y notes get left?
Where there’s blame there’s a claim, bet this in America.
Apr 20, 2012 at 5:59 am rating: 90
#5
anna key
look what that stupid copier did george’s most beautiful face!
someone should smash it with a rock.
Apr 20, 2012 at 6:43 am rating: 90
#6
amvista
I think if any annoyance I felt at having to “dissemble the fuser and remove the paper jam,” would have dissipated when I discovered that someone was attempting to print a full color headshot of George Clooney at work. For some reason I find that incredibly hilarious.
Apr 20, 2012 at 7:08 am rating: 90
#7
submitter
Oh, it’s even better than that. You can’t tell from this picture, but it’s actually a really low resolution image of Clooney blown up to full page size. The pixels are clearly visible blocks.
Basically there’s everything to be ashamed of about this and the note writer clearly couldn’t resist a good public shaming.
Apr 20, 2012 at 7:52 am rating: 90
#8
My name is Princess!
That’s Hot.
Apr 20, 2012 at 8:24 am rating: 90
#9
bob loblaw
Uhhhhhhhh 30 minutes to clear a paper jam ?? Seriously?
Apr 20, 2012 at 8:40 am rating: 90
#10
Captain Hampton
Damn! We’re in a tight spot!
Apr 20, 2012 at 10:40 am rating: 90
#11
gippo
Danny Ocean was here.
Apr 20, 2012 at 10:53 am rating: 90
#12
m9
how much you want to bet the picture belongs to staff member 2 (who helped “fix” the jam)?
Apr 20, 2012 at 12:49 pm rating: 90
#13
Brother
Clogged it up with Dapper Dan.
Apr 20, 2012 at 1:24 pm rating: 90
#14
fuzzbutt
looks awful unwrinkled for being jammed in the printer, and then they printed off that lecture too.
Apr 20, 2012 at 1:33 pm rating: 90
#15
teri
The printer just didn’t want to let go of that sweet, sweet Cloontang.
Apr 20, 2012 at 2:06 pm rating: 90
#16
Red Delicious
No dissemble! Printer Five is Alive!!
Apr 20, 2012 at 6:24 pm rating: 90
#17
DJ
I guess Clooney is just too damned hot for the fuser.
Apr 20, 2012 at 7:20 pm rating: 90
#18
Elly
I agree with amvista @ #6 — this is hilarious, and must have been so embarrassing for Clooney’s admirer. It could have been worse, though. There are far more shameful secret crushes to have than Clooney. For instance, if… uh… someone who isn’t me discovered a note like this next to her pixel-y printout of Bill Gates’s head, she’d probably go to the ladies room and hang herself.
Apr 21, 2012 at 4:57 am rating: 90
#19
Poltergeist
Wouldn’t it be really weird if the admirer was fired over this incident and George Clooney was the corporate downsizer hired to come in and break the news to him/her? They should totally take that idea and, like, make a movie about it or something.
Apr 21, 2012 at 6:40 am rating: 90
#20
Pit Pat
I wonder what would have happened if it was a picture of Chuck Norris. Ideas?
Apr 21, 2012 at 8:01 am rating: 90
#21
Jami
How do they know this person has a crush on George? Perhaps they wanted to put his picture up and throw darts at it.
Apr 21, 2012 at 10:45 pm rating: 90
#22
Pilgrimchick
That is seriously hilarious. It’s the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.
Apr 21, 2012 at 10:58 pm rating: 90
#23
Jimmy James
Best possible explanation is that someone was printing it out to tape over the speakerphone next time they’re on a conference call, because they felt talking while making eye-contact with George Clooney would be easier than talking to a disembodied voice.
Apr 22, 2012 at 5:18 pm rating: 90
#24
Printers
Too good! Lovely!
Apr 23, 2012 at 6:16 am rating: 90
#25
Jacob
very good point
Nov 3, 2014 at 2:01 am rating: 90
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