Comments on: My croaked-out neighbor

By: Bianca

Bianca — Tue, 19 Feb 2013 08:23:03 +0000

Have you ever heard of the sound of a fox shrieking? They’re immensely loud and really creepy! Here’s a YouTube example – you really don’t want this as well as the goats and peacocks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Az80KVbVUSs

By: Uly

Uly — Fri, 15 Feb 2013 15:30:39 +0000

Roosters are chickens. Do you perhaps mean that it was a rooster and not a hen?

By: julian casablancas

julian casablancas — Sun, 26 Aug 2012 08:52:30 +0000

Yes, your neighbors definitely went into your backyard and killed your frogs. They didn’t just drown in the water, they must have been murdered.

By: Gina

Gina — Sun, 20 May 2012 13:29:27 +0000

This comment is fantastic. However, since the note-writer really believes that her neighbor has a FROG NOISE MACHINE in her yard at night, I really doubt she’d get the humor. Sorry-but the person who wrote that note is monumentally stupid.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Thu, 03 May 2012 22:18:21 +0000

I was going to say that you should check any drain/exhaust pipes on your property, since frogs will get in there and use the pipe as a loudspeaker (yes, they will!), but if you’ve already vacuumed and released…

Really, that seems a little mean.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Thu, 03 May 2012 22:11:41 +0000

You would post a sign on your front lawn? Wow, you guys would just be a pair of crazy, wouldn’t you?

By: Chinchillazilla

Chinchillazilla — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 21:51:46 +0000

I back up to a farm. Sometimes in the middle of the night, I hear roosters crowing. I guess I should go back there and ask them to turn off their rooster machine.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 23:49:31 +0000

First you have the energy drink psycho roommate story, and then the train-obsessed insomniac…… Maybe you should stop advertising for roommates in rehab clinics, mental wards, and Passive Aggressive Weekly.

By: Kathryn

Kathryn — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 08:46:49 +0000

I had a roommate who demanded I stop the freight trains from running in the nearby canyon because he was tired of them waking him up at night. I asked him why on earth he thought I would have any influence over the Santa Fe Railroad, so he gave 30 days notice and left. (Good riddance.)

At least he didn’t go through with his threat to sue me for the cost of his sleeping pills–which probably cost less than filing fees in Small Claims Court.

By: Spooky

Spooky — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 02:34:26 +0000

@Serenity; that’s no “sound board” nature thingamabob; that’s a real frog in there!

And could you please turn him down?

By: tch tch

tch tch — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 11:50:31 +0000

Thanks for the laughs and the tears I was going to suggest getting a fox but then remembered the story of the old woman swallowing the fly.

By: LadyIslay

LadyIslay — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 08:19:03 +0000

I agree. Very nice note. Stopping by to chat would be better, but aside from not signing a real name/leaving contact info, I don’t think this is bad at all. Completely stupid, but not bad.

By: Palomon

Palomon — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 06:44:45 +0000

I cut-n-pasted from a lyrics website. While I see no big grammatical issues, I have no excuse for missing the punctuation errors before posting to the snarkiest site in the snarkosphere.

By: Michele

Michele — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 22:21:31 +0000

More like Dopey or Grumpy…