Comments on: Well, it’s not a horse’s head in your bed…

By: alanc230

alanc230 — Fri, 04 May 2012 02:25:32 +0000

Maybe it was also an invitation to a goldfish-swallowing contest.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Thu, 03 May 2012 06:46:00 +0000

Re: To the asshole that stole all of my underwear…

That’s what you get for wearing a thong, idiot.

By: Fat Desdemona

Fat Desdemona — Wed, 02 May 2012 23:00:26 +0000

Someone pulled that shit on me (pouring bleach in my laundry) and it’s not OK. EVER. In my circumstance, I waited around to see if the person would come to claim their clothes. They didn’t, so into the dryer they went to wait for their owner. When I came back, all my work clothes were destroyed.

Your friend sucks. If she didn’t want someone touching her things, she should’ve been there when the washer was done. If it stops, a person forfeits her right to the washer when she’s not there.

By: Hetaliafan

Hetaliafan — Wed, 02 May 2012 06:52:19 +0000

This person must have a load of goldfish then, or that threat becomes non-existent the moment they read the note.

“What you gonna do? Kill it twice?”

By: Hetaliafan

Hetaliafan — Wed, 02 May 2012 06:50:21 +0000

Burn her anyway!!!!

By: Anne

Anne — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:08:07 +0000

@Diane I’m guessing you never lived in the dorms, or went to a college full of idiots.

Speaking of passive-aggressive dorm behavior.. when my friend found that someone had dumped her clothes to wash their own, she poured a full bottle of bleach into their machine.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 07:40:26 +0000

Excuuuuse me! My mother was a fish!

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 07:39:01 +0000

I’ll tell you who – a goldfish serial killer just looking for an excuse to strike again.

By: Diane

Diane — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 20:47:38 +0000

Who leaves their clothes unattended in a dorm’s laundry room in the first place?

By: Kristen

Kristen — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 18:23:53 +0000

Looks like a SOLO cup and water to me…

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 15:36:30 +0000

A really thoughtful thief wouldn’t be impressed.

By: litchic

litchic — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 05:55:41 +0000

You need to win like 12 Internets for that — ’twas full of awesome!

By: Jami

Jami — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 05:50:11 +0000

I actually wonder if that’s really water or if she put someone’s goldfish into a cup of bleach. She seems just that psycho from the letter.

I swear, this could be an opening scene on Criminal Minds.

By: juju_skittles

juju_skittles — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 04:16:18 +0000

Except maybe battered. Or fried in a little butter. And crumbed. With a little squeeze of lemon…