Comments on: A serenity prayer with bite

By: P

Wed, 09 May 2012 17:16:13 +0000

To whoever keeps on driving off in that fancy spittoon, I hope you catch me too!

By: Nunavut Guy

Nunavut Guy — Tue, 01 May 2012 05:51:16 +0000

So you put it in your mouth for a while.chew it around and then spit it out…….sounds kinda like….never mind.

By: Belaani

Belaani — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 19:17:46 +0000

HAHAHAHA!!!!! You should be proud! That’s probably one of the best transcripts EVER!

By: Jitty

Jitty — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 18:53:02 +0000

Can’t help but think that the first spitter is named…GRANT. Please, Grant. Stop spitting.

By: redheadwglasses

redheadwglasses — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:33:27 +0000

The can of chew could be something similar to the coffee beans some fragrance counters leave out, to cleanse the nasal palate between perfume sniffs.

By: AlfaCowboy

AlfaCowboy — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 16:43:26 +0000

Tobacco users: Making the world more disgusting one inconsiderate bit at a time.

By: Derrick Jeener

Derrick Jeener — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 10:11:21 +0000

An otherwise benign tumor on my “bitter and neurotic” region .

By: Conspiracy Theorist

Conspiracy Theorist — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 04:14:59 +0000

That would be Wyoming.

By: juju_skittles

juju_skittles — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 02:24:06 +0000

I’m Australian. My first thoughts were “Gum on the door handle? Ew!” and “French onion dip on the cars? What a waste! Weird.” I had no clue that people chew tobacco, except in cartoons or old movies. Wow. And gross. Really, really gross…

By: C.C. Waterback

C.C. Waterback — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 00:10:08 +0000

Oh, absolutely. I was looking forward to seeing if I could find a reason to get it read into the record in court (bonus points if I could compel opposing counsel to read it!), but alas, we settled.

By: Jami

Jami — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:33:53 +0000

When my brother gave up smoking he took up chewing tobacco, thinking it would be less dangerous.

Oh well, like Ron White says, “You can’t fix stupid.” Even when they’re family.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 21:32:46 +0000

I can’t imagine how brain damaged a person has to be to not find that image disturbing.

By: it's naptime

it's naptime — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 18:11:49 +0000

Cool. Thanks!

By: JosiePie

JosiePie — Sun, 29 Apr 2012 15:03:49 +0000

I was once in the middle seat on a crowded flight when, before takeoff, the guy in the window seat pulled out a tin of tobacco and put a wad in his mouth. He then opened his barph bag and put it on his lap, picking it back up every 10 to 15 seconds to spit into it.

Once I got over my shock, I realized that there was no way I was going to sit next to that the whole flight. So I turned to him and said sternly “If you are going to do that the entire flight, I will puke.”

Out came the tobacco. He continued to spit for a couple of minutes after, but then that was it. I can’t believe he could possibly have thought chewing and spitting into a bag was acceptable behavior on a flight.