Nicola in Edinburgh woke up and opened the shades one morning to discover this message from the flat directly across the street. “After all my flatmates were questioned about what they have been up to last night, we decided it must be the flat next to ours,” she says.
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42 responses so far ↓
#1
BristleKRS
That provides excellent scope for multi-level, multi-flat note wars.
“T.F.F. – GET A BATHROBE”
“SECOND STOREY TOILET – PLEASE CLOSE YOUR BLINDS, OR IMPROVE YOUR WIPING TECHNIQUE (IT’S PUT ME OFF MY COCO POPS)”
Let battle commence!
May 14, 2012 at 4:07 am rating: 34
#2
jen
how long until the window on the left gets a sign that reads DON’T LISTEN TO THEM –> ?
May 14, 2012 at 4:36 am rating: 60
#3
bluefish
Return sign should read ‘well stop looking in our windows then’
May 14, 2012 at 5:32 am rating: 22
#4
Daniel
Now they need to add scores underneath:
9.8; 9.7; 10.0 ;
May 14, 2012 at 5:40 am rating: 100
#5
Oh Geeee
Response – “You’re Welcome!”
May 14, 2012 at 6:14 am rating: 24
#6
Grant
Well it’s good to see traditional rug-making techniques are alive and well in Edinburgh.
May 14, 2012 at 6:20 am rating: 49
#7
Dane Zeller
THIRD FLOOR
WE DON’T CARE
May 14, 2012 at 8:57 am rating: 14
#8
sclerkst
Oh hai Nicola. Look out your window.
May 14, 2012 at 10:30 am rating: 16
#9
QBALL
Return:
We see you flogging your dolphin so sod off right
May 14, 2012 at 11:26 am rating: 11
#10
Zorin
You Brits crack me up.
(I love the word shag, it’s awesome).
I’m also amused by the way the note writer writes; the Gs are written helvetica style with the tail in both directions.
May 14, 2012 at 1:53 pm rating: 5
#11
Jesse
Maybe the people in the targeted flat were watching Austin Powers all day every day.
May 14, 2012 at 6:13 pm rating: 1
#12
blackworx
If that’s the same flat I think it is, then it’s in Montague Street. I was in the room when my brother saw one of the occupants (idiot student type) get his dick out while standing at the window and have a lazy wank; shat himself and ran away when he noticed my brother was standing at the window going WTF dude. They’ve got previous for putting up signs like that.
May 16, 2012 at 11:28 am rating: 2
#13
Louise
Thankfully our neighbours have now been together for over six months and seem to have stopped having sex.
May 22, 2012 at 9:41 am rating: 1
#14
Tom
I think this is on south clerk street, opposite the queens hall. Incidentally I live on the second floor, but I close the shutters…
Jun 12, 2012 at 1:16 pm rating: 0
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