Scoffs our submitter in Los Angeles: “Because as a healthy, functioning, adult, you really need to be reminded that you’re a good person for cleaning up after yourself.”
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Or…how about no signs at all?
May 31st, 2012 · 37 comments
FILED UNDER: Los Angeles · microwave · office · rebuttals
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#1
redheadwglasses
Considering some of the weird and downright obnoxious signs we’ve seen here regarding office microwave use, I thought this one was just fine, so I don’t know what crawled into square-post-it-note’s butt.
We have a similar note on our two microwaves here where I work. And they are meaningless. Some people are pigs and don’t give a rat’s ass about leaving a mess for others to clean.
May 31, 2012 at 7:59 am rating: 30
#2
My name is Princess!
+
May 31, 2012 at 8:38 am rating: 16
#3
shwo!
Here’s a positive sign: My longest finger pointing up, Up, UP!
May 31, 2012 at 9:44 am rating: 5
#4
Lil'
“It’s a whiney Post-It note when what we need’s a happy sign. And isn’t it ironic…don’t you think? A little too ironic…”
May 31, 2012 at 10:01 am rating: 24
#5
Dane Zeller
Interesting. Buddha uses a sans-serif type. Centered, too.
I settle into awe and understanding.
(But…how many minutes for popcorn?)
May 31, 2012 at 10:44 am rating: 21
#6
bob loblaw
In my office, people would warm up fish and other stuff that really stank. People used to complain about the stench. So guess what they did to accommodate everyone? They removed all of the microwaves. How very considerate.
May 31, 2012 at 12:56 pm rating: 16
#7
sea hag
I’m “positive” that you are an obnoxious twat.
May 31, 2012 at 9:33 pm rating: 4
#8
aliceblue
They do have “positive signs;” they call them “motivational posters” and they are more annoying than any sign. One more poster with eagles, sunrises and/or people jogging up hill and I may rip the owner’s beating heart from his/her body.
Jun 1, 2012 at 12:19 am rating: 16
#9
Lord Antares
If people put up no signs at all, there wouldn’t be this hilarious website.
Jun 1, 2012 at 8:13 am rating: 4
#10
Thelma
‘Positive’ requester looks like she is trying to disguise her handwriting.
Jun 3, 2012 at 12:00 pm rating: 3
#11
pterodactyl
This shit never happens when you work at home.
Jun 3, 2012 at 4:28 pm rating: 1
#12
Slaggingham
“Because as a healthy, functioning, adult, you really need to be reminded that you’re a good person for cleaning up after yourself.”
Well, it IS California. That’s standard psychology for LA residents.
Jun 3, 2012 at 9:13 pm rating: 2
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