Comments on: Or…how about no signs at all?

By: clumber

clumber — Thu, 07 Jun 2012 17:11:58 +0000

We’ve had to evacuate the entire building and be visited by the nice fire dept about 6 times in the last 2 years due to someone’s microwaving popcorn ineptitude.

To the point that now when we want to just go home or get a break for awhile, we discuss buying the vending machine popcorn and setting it on NUKE.

By: IamFuckingDelish

IamFuckingDelish — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:15:56 +0000

Twat….

… It just rolls of the tongue.

Twat Twizzlers= a delightful insult!

By: Redheadwglasses

Redheadwglasses — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:16:21 +0000

I love when someone uses the word “twat.” You got another thumbs up for that!

By: The Elf

The Elf — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:45:52 +0000

I’ve been tempted to buy the “Demotivational” posters and replace them just to see who notices.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 13:44:35 +0000

It does, but then you have an entirely different problem than microwave cleanliness.

By: Slaggingham

Slaggingham — Mon, 04 Jun 2012 02:13:16 +0000

“Because as a healthy, functioning, adult, you really need to be reminded that you’re a good person for cleaning up after yourself.”

Well, it IS California. That’s standard psychology for LA residents.

By: pterodactyl

pterodactyl — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 21:28:18 +0000

This shit never happens when you work at home.

By: Thelma

Thelma — Sun, 03 Jun 2012 17:00:58 +0000

‘Positive’ requester looks like she is trying to disguise her handwriting.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 23:29:32 +0000

Tacking on a smiley face at the end would probably have been enough satisfy notewriter #2.

By: infanttyrone

infanttyrone — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 22:28:53 +0000

@onthedesert
Which one was the time-release post ?

By: Lord Antares

Lord Antares — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 13:13:56 +0000

If people put up no signs at all, there wouldn’t be this hilarious website.

By: onthedesert

onthedesert — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 06:16:49 +0000

Oh my god, I finally get it!

By: aliceblue

aliceblue — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:22:40 +0000

I agree that the microwave sign is mild, even polite. However, if lg. post-it finds it negative just remind him/her that two negatives equal a positive and add a real snotty note.

By: aliceblue

aliceblue — Fri, 01 Jun 2012 05:19:02 +0000

They do have “positive signs;” they call them “motivational posters” and they are more annoying than any sign. One more poster with eagles, sunrises and/or people jogging up hill and I may rip the owner’s beating heart from his/her body.