Comments on: Hockey loogies

By: Kittymama

Kittymama — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 23:36:45 +0000

I used to wonder why signs asking people not to spit all over the place existed, too, until I lived in New York City and found out that there are places where people spit like mad.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Wed, 06 Jun 2012 06:20:11 +0000

It’s kinda funny – if I touched a handrail and got the saliva of a sexy hockey player on my hand, I’d be disgusted. However, under different circumstances, if that saliva were to be applied elsewhere, I would thoroughly enjoy it.

By: BobbyGreyfriar

BobbyGreyfriar — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 22:33:27 +0000

I admit, I do spit whilst running occasionally, but only onto the grass, and never near anyone. I probably see gentlemen spitting onto the pavement (just centimetres from passers-by) on a daily basis, and I find their grotesque public etiquette dreadful. Spitting indoors has to be the most uncouth thing of which I’ve ever heard! Surely no one would really be such a chav!

By: creme brulee

creme brulee — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 20:06:36 +0000

There is also something called “exercise induced rhinitis” – i.e., your nose runs when you exercise. For some people, a lot. And you gotta get rid of that gunk somehow.

By: IamFuckingDelish

IamFuckingDelish — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 19:12:46 +0000

Aunty, If she spits she likes you, if she swallows she loves you….

By: Redheadwglasses

Redheadwglasses — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 17:14:27 +0000

They’d need receptacles all over the place. When you gotta spit, you gotta spit.

By: AuntyBron

AuntyBron — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:55:40 +0000

Planning on seducing some hockey players, are you, Polti?

By: aaa

aaa — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 15:18:49 +0000

I’m kind of disappointed that there isn’t some inappropriately cutesy clip art of like, a guy spitting or a doctor in scrubs or some shit like that. But it seems that using clip art in your PA signs really isn’t in vogue anymore. *sigh* I MISS THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF OVER THE TOP SIGN MAKING, DAMMIT.

By: H for Toy

H for Toy — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:29:36 +0000

If I see another loogie, I’ll vomit.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 12:03:19 +0000

Maybe they are missing it? It’s hockey not basketball.

By: Jessica

Jessica — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 11:14:22 +0000

If one is going to spit, isn’t a “waste receptacle” a perfect place to do so?

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 07:17:46 +0000

Thank you. This information will prove useful in my future conquests.

By: Silence

Silence — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 07:01:05 +0000

The mouthguards generate a lot of extra spit, just because you kind of suck on them/chomp on them to keep them in place.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Tue, 05 Jun 2012 04:27:29 +0000

Not that spitting in general isn’t gross, but what’s their excuse? Now I’m no expert, but I would have to guess that you play ice hockey on the ice, i.e. there is no dirt to get in your mouth. Are they pretending to be baseball players? Is this a territorial thing? If so, why is there no mention of urine?