Comments on: The Silent Treatment

By: t-rex

t-rex — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 18:57:26 +0000

Kids like grilled cheese, make it cold cheese, that will be more convincing.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 08:12:01 +0000

My mouth is watering at the thought of those donuts, The Elf. I’m going to hunt down a place that will make me one, or twenty, plus munchkin versions. I can be very persuasive.

By: Nunavut Guy

Nunavut Guy — Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:07:38 +0000

Just add bacon…….warm cat turds taste god with bacon…….even cold ones.

By: Vulpis

Vulpis — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 16:24:20 +0000

Or Jif, as the case may be…

By: Vulpis

Vulpis — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 16:22:29 +0000

…no ethnic food, yet he ate tacos, burritos and pizza? Last I knew those were ‘Mexican’ (or Tex-Mex at least) and Italian (or Greek for the *good* ‘za!) ethnic foods.

By: Vulpis

Vulpis — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 16:18:33 +0000

@oi If your peanut butter is sweet, I think you reeeally need to check what brand you’re getting, and/or make sure you’re not getting one of those ‘snack’ or dessert-type ones meant to be eaten alone,l or worse getting yourself confused with nutella. Decent peanut-butter is *salty* and nutty, not sweet–which is kinda the whole point of combining it with jelly, to get that salty and sweet combo.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 11:12:39 +0000

Damn skippy.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 11:10:42 +0000

You know what’s good? Peanut butter filled creme donuts. Only one bakery I know does them, but they are to die (or possibly kill) for.

By: Dana

Dana — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 07:34:20 +0000

No, no. Brownies are. Especially warm and gooey right out of the oven.

By: oi

oi — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 05:57:13 +0000

Peanut butter is disgusting. can’t stand it in any form or shape. Now are you telling me that you put it with jelly????!!! Both are sweet! Thought of that makes me sick. Then again sweets are not my thing. Except donuts. Now donuts are the food of god and heralds of heaven’s existence!

By: Gladystopia

Gladystopia — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 10:33:07 +0000

My mom, back during my childhood days when I was (if this is, in fact, possible) an even pickier eater than I am now, decided that since I loved PB&J, if we were out of either component I might be persuaded that the following were acceptable compromises (after all, SHE liked them…):

1. Out of peanut butter? I’d SURELY accept cream cheese with my grape jelly instead…

2. Out of acceptable jelly (grape or strawberry)? Well, what’s more delicious in a peanut butter sammy than…slices of pimento-stuffed green olives?

Try either of these on any five-year-old of your acquaintance. When you’ve cleaned up the resulting mess (because the best way to make a kid happy about some new, disgusting food combo is to tell her she won’t be leaving the table til she eats it, thus causing her to make it 7/8 of the way through the offending item before barfing up every meal she’d eaten since first tasting solid food)….anyway, when that’s taken care of, let me know how that experiment turns out. I mean, they tell me kids these days are more open-minded….

By: cr

cr — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 18:08:31 +0000

awww, our little girl is an emotional mess- better show the internet!

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 18:23:34 +0000

HOLY SHIT this tomato-basil cheddar is fucking delicious! It tastes like freedom! Bald eagles and fat people everywhere!

By: stickfigure

stickfigure — Wed, 13 Jun 2012 08:16:06 +0000

Are you implying that Americans have no standards? I’ll go along with that.