My arms are open for you — and your dirty laundry!

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My arms are open for you — and your dirty laundry!

June 12th, 2012 · 13 comments

Bill was walking down the street in Madison, Wisconin when he passed this note — complete with a rejoinder from the neighborhood joker — taped to the door of an apartment building. [frowny face emoticon!]

FILED UNDER: breakup · way harsh

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#1 Cupod

Wait, rejoinder? How do we know Zac hasn’t been waiting out that relationship since the beginning?

Jun 12, 2012 at 11:39 pm rating: 90

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- #1.1 The Elf
  
  Too soon, man! Zac needs to wait at least a week before hitting up Jeffery!
  
  Jun 13, 2012 at 7:12 am rating: 90
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#2 Optimist

I see there’s still an opening for texts and Facebook messages.

Jun 12, 2012 at 11:40 pm rating: 90

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- #2.1 The Elf
  
  I see you aced Stalking 101!
  
  Jun 13, 2012 at 7:12 am rating: 90
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#3 SeeYouInTea

Come and cry on the Zak Attack’s shoulder.

Jun 12, 2012 at 11:44 pm rating: 90

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#4 JK

I dunno, Jeffrey, I’d call or email. Obviously there are still feelings there or they’d have typed this up in Comic Sans.

Jun 13, 2012 at 1:43 am rating: 90

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#5 anne

at least, she/he used her best beloved sticker, which can intend a hint, instead of could ad soulless sticky tape to put the message up.

Jun 13, 2012 at 2:45 am rating: 90

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#6 Blitzgal

And she used a sticker from the local co-op. I love Madison.

Jun 13, 2012 at 6:42 am rating: 90

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#7 Lil'

Well, his things WERE by the back door. Unfortunately, some opportunistic thief saw the sign about 2 hours before Jeffrey did.

Jun 13, 2012 at 7:31 am rating: 90

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#8 H for Toy

We’re assuming this is a personal relationship ending. It could be a business relationship. Zac is an arms dealer. He’s open for business.

Jun 13, 2012 at 9:40 pm rating: 90

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#9 CardiFan

I misread this as “Joffrey” and got depressed about how much more awesome Sansa would have been if this had been the case.

zac could be the hound i guess i dont know

Jun 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm rating: 90

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#10 Nunya

Bill’s just another p-a stalker scumbag himself.

Jun 25, 2012 at 10:19 pm rating: 90

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#11 Nunya

Like attracts like, it seems.

Jun 25, 2012 at 10:45 pm rating: 90

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