My arms are open for you — and your dirty laundry!

June 12th, 2012 · 13 comments

Bill was walking down the street in Madison, Wisconin when he passed this note — complete with a rejoinder from the neighborhood joker — taped to the door of an apartment building. [frowny face emoticon!]

Jeffrey, Your things are by the back stairs.  Do not call or email me. [Jeffrey, My arms are open for you!  -Zac W.]

related: Please pick up your dirty laundry ASAP

FILED UNDER: breakup · way harsh


13 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Cupod

    Wait, rejoinder? How do we know Zac hasn’t been waiting out that relationship since the beginning?

    Jun 12, 2012 at 11:39 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   The Elf

      Too soon, man! Zac needs to wait at least a week before hitting up Jeffery!

      Jun 13, 2012 at 7:12 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #2   Optimist

    I see there’s still an opening for texts and Facebook messages.

    Jun 12, 2012 at 11:40 pm   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   The Elf

      I see you aced Stalking 101!

      Jun 13, 2012 at 7:12 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #3   SeeYouInTea

    Come and cry on the Zak Attack’s shoulder.

    Jun 12, 2012 at 11:44 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   JK

    I dunno, Jeffrey, I’d call or email. Obviously there are still feelings there or they’d have typed this up in Comic Sans.

    Jun 13, 2012 at 1:43 am   rating: 10  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   anne

    at least, she/he used her best beloved sticker, which can intend a hint, instead of could ad soulless sticky tape to put the message up.

    Jun 13, 2012 at 2:45 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Blitzgal

    And she used a sticker from the local co-op. I love Madison.

    Jun 13, 2012 at 6:42 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Lil'

    Well, his things WERE by the back door. Unfortunately, some opportunistic thief saw the sign about 2 hours before Jeffrey did.

    Jun 13, 2012 at 7:31 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   H for Toy

    We’re assuming this is a personal relationship ending. It could be a business relationship. Zac is an arms dealer. He’s open for business.

    Jun 13, 2012 at 9:40 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   CardiFan

    I misread this as “Joffrey” and got depressed about how much more awesome Sansa would have been if this had been the case.

    zac could be the hound i guess i dont know

    Jun 14, 2012 at 8:17 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   Nunya

    Bill’s just another p-a stalker scumbag himself. ;)

    Jun 25, 2012 at 10:19 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Nunya

    Like attracts like, it seems.

    Jun 25, 2012 at 10:45 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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