Comments on: The Go to Hell™ Bouquet

By: Kelsey

Kelsey — Sun, 29 Jul 2012 21:47:48 +0000

Strangely enough, I’ve been having problems with my roommate too, and now we communicate with notes. While I was moving, I cleaned out the house and asked her to keep it tidy. I wish I wrote “Go to hell”. Oh, and my name is Kelsey too. WEIRD.

By: Vera

Vera — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 23:01:16 +0000

This is indeed written on toilet paper — Cottonelle to be exact. I recognize that ripple pattern. Makes the note even better, IMHO

By: malibu_linda

malibu_linda — Sun, 17 Jun 2012 04:34:03 +0000

The colors of the flowers look like flames.

By: Kyle

Kyle — Sat, 16 Jun 2012 05:37:52 +0000

Sometimes notes are necessary though…it’s the only way to maintain some semblance of conversation without seeing someone in person and having the urge to strangle them.

By: MOG

MOG — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 17:44:33 +0000

1 800 Flowers – the Poison Pen collection and just in time for so many occasions, get one now!

By: wright1

wright1 — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 18:42:54 +0000

Keep in mind we have no example of the unnamed roomie to judge Kelsey by; for all we know the former was worse. Though I admit that communicating solely via PA notes for at least six months doesn’t reflect well on either.

The warm colors of the bouquet certainly complement the P.S. nicely.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:18:06 +0000

My friend and her roommate did not get along at all *in college*

That says it all, really. First time on your own is always accompanied by some growing pains.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 16:15:49 +0000

Either way, it is artfully torn. Very Martha Stewart indeed!

By: Jessica P.

Jessica P. — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 13:13:41 +0000

Wow, your friend is a child. If this is how she behaves no wonder her roommate couldn’t stand her.

By: IamFuckingDelish

IamFuckingDelish — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 13:11:58 +0000

Lil’, have you had to do this before? Did a PAN accompany said shenighans?

By: Lil'

Lil' — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 12:39:17 +0000

I imagine the roommate would leave the place visibly clean, but stuff raw shrimp into the curtain rods and pour juice from tuna flavored catfood into the carpet along the baseboards throughout the apartment. She’d crank up the heat to 90 and leave a note that says “This IS hell!” Not speaking from personal experience…

By: ridethefader

ridethefader — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:18:03 +0000

Looks like a piece of TP to me. That’s the part that amused me the most. I will have to try that one sometime.

By: jadefirefly

jadefirefly — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 03:58:30 +0000

It’s a paper towel.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Thu, 14 Jun 2012 03:44:48 +0000

Oh Kelsey you bitch, you sure do crack me up hahah-…wait, no baby’s breath?! HEADS ARE GONNA ROLL!!!