Rhiannon in Missouri opened the fridge at work to find this not-at-all-disturbing note from an anonymous office zombie.
(The perp’s response: “Well, if you say so!”)
related: Who moved my cheese?
Bath Salts are NOT an advisable alternative to cheese sticks.
June 14th, 2012 · 20 comments
FILED UNDER: cheese · most popular notes of 2012 · office fridge
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#1
Gah
Too soon, Cheese Stick Afficionado. Too soon.
Jun 14, 2012 at 6:09 pm rating: 55
#2
Andy
I know it’s old, but I don’t care.
“Those cheese sticks were fucking delicious!”
Jun 14, 2012 at 6:10 pm rating: 28
#3
Puzzle
You can’t just gnaw another man’s face off.
You should at least take him out to dinner first.
Jun 14, 2012 at 6:14 pm rating: 26
#4
Kristy
Jeeze, I wonder what the note would have said had the offence been worse than eating some cheese…
Jun 14, 2012 at 6:20 pm rating: 2
#5
Adriana
I’m really pleased this note writer had the consideration to seek redress for a grievous wrong without being sexist. All too often, passive-aggressive notes carelessly default to the masculine possessive adjective and pronoun, and it sickens me. Women are zombies and cheese thieves, too, and it’s about time they be recognized.
Jun 14, 2012 at 6:37 pm rating: 46
#6
Adriana
@dejahthoris78 – I just assumed this male or female cheese snatcher would go back to the same homeless man. That guy is having a tough few weeks.
Jun 14, 2012 at 10:18 pm rating: 3
#7
aliceblue
Oh, great. Now eating faces off homeless guys is the next trend. And you thought planking and eyeglasses without lenses was annoying? Wait until all those faceless bodies start being left all over. Damn hipsters.
Jun 15, 2012 at 1:52 pm rating: 14
#8
Nunavut Guy
Face eating is so passe.
Jun 17, 2012 at 7:26 pm rating: 0
#9
redheadwglasses
OH please. We were eating faces back in ’86.
Jun 26, 2012 at 5:12 pm rating: 2
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