Or I’ll call the cops, maybe?

June 18th, 2012 · 18 comments

By the end of the summer, could Carly be the new Kanye of passive-aggressive notes? She does have the Beliebers behind her…

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but quit blocking out driveway asshat

related: A little bump and slide

extra credit: Best of the “Call Me Maybe” meme [buzzfeed]

FILED UNDER: most popular notes of 2012 · Oakland · parking


18 responses so far ↓

  • #1   CRJ

    Hey I just met you
    and this is crazy
    fuck you

    Jun 18, 2012 at 10:47 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Justin

    I don’t get it.

    Jun 18, 2012 at 10:51 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Suntherian

    I hate that song, but this is just awesome.

    Jun 18, 2012 at 11:01 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

     
  • #4   shwo! bang

    I hate it when my driveway asshat gets blocked.

    Jun 18, 2012 at 11:10 pm   rating: 71  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   The Elf

      You can get some over the counter stuff for that.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 6:42 am   rating: 28  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Lis

    Always starting w/the vinegar . . .

    Jun 18, 2012 at 11:59 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     
  • #6   Silence

    See, the whole crazy funny thing about a driveway, is that its entire existence is based on the premise that, at some point, a vehicle will enter it, or exit it. So, yeah, blocking a driveway is a dick move no matter how it’s dolled up.

    Team Notewriter.

    Jun 19, 2012 at 1:42 am   rating: 87  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Brian H

    They are being real nice with the note, I would have just called a tow truck.

    Jun 19, 2012 at 5:22 am   rating: 39  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   The Elf

    When I read this, all I could think of was “Imma let you finish, but Asshat was the best driveway blocker of all time!”

    Jun 19, 2012 at 6:50 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   QBALL

    Guess asshat is better than douchebag

    Jun 19, 2012 at 9:38 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   IamFuckingDelish

    i give the notewriter points for the use of asshat!

    Jun 19, 2012 at 12:34 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

     
  • #11   Poltergeist

    FedEx and UPS drivers make the best asshats. They park like shit around here. “Oh, I’ll only be gone for a second. I think I’ll park my bigass truck in front of your driveway/in the middle of the street/parallel to your car so you can’t open the door/at the corner to block all vision/on the sidewalk.”

    Jun 19, 2012 at 1:00 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   kermit

      It’s what you get for guaranteed delivery by a certain time.

      I believe that’s part of the reason they outlawed or modified pizza joints to do “30 minutes or it’s free” promotions. Drivers would drive like maniacs to make it on time because otherwise they’d have to pay for the food out of their own pocket.

      Jun 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #12   Alex T. Valencic

    We live in duplex on a court and frequently have people who park along the sides and block not only our driveway, but also the driveway of our neighbours (since our garages are where the houses are joined).

    Unfortunately, we have no idea who the people are who are blocking our drive, or what house they are at. So I am totally cool with being on Team Notewriter.

    Jun 19, 2012 at 6:32 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Chinchillazilla

      I’m not sure you have to know who they are to get them towed!

      Jun 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
    • #12.2   Redheadwglasses

      Why not have them towed? Who cares that you don’t know them? I assure you, towing just ONE of these asshats will get you the desired result.

      “Joe, you better move your car, the last person who parked there got towed and it cost like $200!”

      See? Lessons learned. Take this opportunity to teach a much-needed lesson. I’d have them towed even if I weren’t going anywhere.

      Jun 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #13   Dane Zeller

    Dear Hey,
    Get a bike.
    Asshat

    Jun 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

     
  • #14   AussieGuest

    Team Note-writer but minus points for not making it rhyme

    Jun 23, 2012 at 12:57 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

     

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