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• #1   CRJ

  Hey I just met you
  and this is crazy
  fuck you

  Jun 18, 2012 at 10:47 pm   rating: 90  
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• #2   Justin

  I don’t get it.

  Jun 18, 2012 at 10:51 pm   rating: 90  
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• #3   Suntherian

  I hate that song, but this is just awesome.

  Jun 18, 2012 at 11:01 pm   rating: 90  
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• #4   shwo!

  I hate it when my driveway asshat gets blocked.

  Jun 18, 2012 at 11:10 pm   rating: 90  
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  • #4.1   The Elf

    You can get some over the counter stuff for that.

    Jun 19, 2012 at 6:42 am   rating: 90  
     
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• #5   Lis

  Always starting w/the vinegar . . .

  Jun 18, 2012 at 11:59 pm   rating: 90  
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• #6   Silence

  See, the whole crazy funny thing about a driveway, is that its entire existence is based on the premise that, at some point, a vehicle will enter it, or exit it. So, yeah, blocking a driveway is a dick move no matter how it’s dolled up.

  Team Notewriter.

  Jun 19, 2012 at 1:42 am   rating: 90  
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• #7   Brian H

  They are being real nice with the note, I would have just called a tow truck.

  Jun 19, 2012 at 5:22 am   rating: 90  
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• #8   The Elf

  When I read this, all I could think of was “Imma let you finish, but Asshat was the best driveway blocker of all time!”

  Jun 19, 2012 at 6:50 am   rating: 90  
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• #9   QBALL

  Guess asshat is better than douchebag

  Jun 19, 2012 at 9:38 am   rating: 90  
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• #10   IamFuckingDelish

  i give the notewriter points for the use of asshat!

  Jun 19, 2012 at 12:34 pm   rating: 90  
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• #11   Poltergeist

  FedEx and UPS drivers make the best asshats. They park like shit around here. “Oh, I’ll only be gone for a second. I think I’ll park my bigass truck in front of your driveway/in the middle of the street/parallel to your car so you can’t open the door/at the corner to block all vision/on the sidewalk.”

  Jun 19, 2012 at 1:00 pm   rating: 90  
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  • #11.1   kermit

    It’s what you get for guaranteed delivery by a certain time.

    I believe that’s part of the reason they outlawed or modified pizza joints to do “30 minutes or it’s free” promotions. Drivers would drive like maniacs to make it on time because otherwise they’d have to pay for the food out of their own pocket.

    Jun 19, 2012 at 3:57 pm   rating: 90  
     
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• #12   Alex T. Valencic

  We live in duplex on a court and frequently have people who park along the sides and block not only our driveway, but also the driveway of our neighbours (since our garages are where the houses are joined).

  Unfortunately, we have no idea who the people are who are blocking our drive, or what house they are at. So I am totally cool with being on Team Notewriter.

  Jun 19, 2012 at 6:32 pm   rating: 90  
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  • #12.1   Chinchillazilla

    I’m not sure you have to know who they are to get them towed!

    Jun 21, 2012 at 3:47 pm   rating: 90  
     

  • #12.2   Redheadwglasses

    Why not have them towed? Who cares that you don’t know them? I assure you, towing just ONE of these asshats will get you the desired result.

    “Joe, you better move your car, the last person who parked there got towed and it cost like $200!”

    See? Lessons learned. Take this opportunity to teach a much-needed lesson. I’d have them towed even if I weren’t going anywhere.

    Jun 26, 2012 at 12:15 pm   rating: 90  
     
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• #13   Dane Zeller

  Dear Hey,
  Get a bike.
  Asshat

  Jun 19, 2012 at 10:11 pm   rating: 90  
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• #14   AussieGuest

  Team Note-writer but minus points for not making it rhyme

  Jun 23, 2012 at 12:57 am   rating: 90  
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