Comments on: Or I’ll call the cops, maybe?

By: Redheadwglasses

Redheadwglasses — Tue, 26 Jun 2012 17:15:45 +0000

Why not have them towed? Who cares that you don’t know them? I assure you, towing just ONE of these asshats will get you the desired result.

“Joe, you better move your car, the last person who parked there got towed and it cost like $200!”

See? Lessons learned. Take this opportunity to teach a much-needed lesson. I’d have them towed even if I weren’t going anywhere.

By: AussieGuest

AussieGuest — Sat, 23 Jun 2012 05:57:00 +0000

Team Note-writer but minus points for not making it rhyme

By: Chinchillazilla

Chinchillazilla — Thu, 21 Jun 2012 20:47:56 +0000

I’m not sure you have to know who they are to get them towed!

By: Dane Zeller

Dane Zeller — Wed, 20 Jun 2012 03:11:58 +0000

Dear Hey,
Get a bike.
Asshat

By: Alex T. Valencic

Alex T. Valencic — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 23:32:07 +0000

We live in duplex on a court and frequently have people who park along the sides and block not only our driveway, but also the driveway of our neighbours (since our garages are where the houses are joined).

Unfortunately, we have no idea who the people are who are blocking our drive, or what house they are at. So I am totally cool with being on Team Notewriter.

By: kermit

kermit — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 20:57:27 +0000

It’s what you get for guaranteed delivery by a certain time.

I believe that’s part of the reason they outlawed or modified pizza joints to do “30 minutes or it’s free” promotions. Drivers would drive like maniacs to make it on time because otherwise they’d have to pay for the food out of their own pocket.

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 18:00:47 +0000

FedEx and UPS drivers make the best asshats. They park like shit around here. “Oh, I’ll only be gone for a second. I think I’ll park my bigass truck in front of your driveway/in the middle of the street/parallel to your car so you can’t open the door/at the corner to block all vision/on the sidewalk.”

By: IamFuckingDelish

IamFuckingDelish — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 17:34:23 +0000

i give the notewriter points for the use of asshat!

By: QBALL

QBALL — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 14:38:37 +0000

Guess asshat is better than douchebag

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:50:15 +0000

When I read this, all I could think of was “Imma let you finish, but Asshat was the best driveway blocker of all time!”

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 11:42:08 +0000

You can get some over the counter stuff for that.

By: Brian H

Brian H — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 10:22:35 +0000

They are being real nice with the note, I would have just called a tow truck.

By: Silence

Silence — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 06:42:08 +0000

See, the whole crazy funny thing about a driveway, is that its entire existence is based on the premise that, at some point, a vehicle will enter it, or exit it. So, yeah, blocking a driveway is a dick move no matter how it’s dolled up.

Team Notewriter.

By: Lis

Lis — Tue, 19 Jun 2012 04:59:27 +0000

Always starting w/the vinegar . . .