Dear Notewriter: Clearly, you’re not a scholar of Indian religious traditions, so just FYI: “Karma” doesn’t translate from the Sanskrit as “sword-wielding mercenary” or “the guy Liam Neeson played in Taken.”
(Also, the Knight of Flowers is offended by your insinuations.)
Thanks to Hannah in Oakland for submitting!
related: The Orchid (and Daffodil, and Begonia) Thief
19 responses so far ↓
#1
dad
K.A.R.M.A. Kinetic Avenue to Revenge via Mechanical Android
Better watch out, I hear it has missiles.
Jun 20, 2012 at 7:23 pm rating: 19
#2
Wench
Theft of anything is an asshat thing to do.
Team Notewriter.
Jun 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm rating: 18
#3
weaselby
Team Notewriter. That is some impressive shading on that sword!
Jun 20, 2012 at 8:34 pm rating: 24
#4
H for Toy
Karma’s the name of his enforcer. Those were pot plants.
Jun 20, 2012 at 11:25 pm rating: 21
#5
Anony
The drawing is the really scary part.
Jun 21, 2012 at 12:02 am rating: 3
#6
Silence
It’s entirely possible that Karma is just the notewriter’s hippie sister-in-law. Maybe she worked really hard planting the purloined plants.
Jun 21, 2012 at 3:37 am rating: 8
#7
Brian H
Maybe someone needed a shrubbery. You know one that looks nice and not too expensive and there wasn’t a local shrubber around.
Jun 21, 2012 at 5:51 am rating: 26
#8
IamFuckingDelish
I love it when Karma bites someone in the ass!
Jun 21, 2012 at 7:28 am rating: 2
#9
Dane Zeller
Notice that the only letter not capitalized in the note is the letter “I” (“i”). My take on that is the note writer has a serious lack of confidence, and must invoke higher powers to threaten the plant thief.
There is no “I” in Karma.
Jun 21, 2012 at 9:32 am rating: 6
#10
Sambycat
I think they meant “ninja”
Jun 21, 2012 at 12:08 pm rating: 4
#11
chelle
would cast karma chameleon in whole new light
Jun 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm rating: 2
#12
Smartassery
I love that Buddhist parable where The Buddha takes his sword and slays hundreds of his enemies next to the marketplace in Medina, and …oh, wrong spiritual leader. I’ll bet the Buddha would have taken a break from meditating to hack up a plant-napper too.
Jun 21, 2012 at 7:00 pm rating: 6
#13
Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff
I thought the whole point of karma was that it was something that happened to you after you die. It’s only in your next life that you feel the consequences of it.
Jun 22, 2012 at 2:08 pm rating: 1
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