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Game of Thorns

June 20th, 2012 · 19 comments

Dear Notewriter: Clearly, you’re not a scholar of Indian religious traditions, so just FYI: “Karma” doesn’t translate from the Sanskrit as “sword-wielding mercenary” or “the guy Liam Neeson played in Taken.”


(Also, the Knight of Flowers is offended by your insinuations.)

Thanks to Hannah in Oakland for submitting!

related: The Orchid (and Daffodil, and Begonia) Thief

FILED UNDER: die bitch die · flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · karma's a bitch · Oakland · stealing

19 responses so far ↓

  • #1   dad

    K.A.R.M.A. Kinetic Avenue to Revenge via Mechanical Android

    Better watch out, I hear it has missiles.

    Jun 20, 2012 at 7:23 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

  • #2   Wench

    Theft of anything is an asshat thing to do.

    Team Notewriter.

    Jun 20, 2012 at 7:39 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

  • #3   weaselby

    Team Notewriter. That is some impressive shading on that sword!

    Jun 20, 2012 at 8:34 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

  • #4   H for Toy

    Karma’s the name of his enforcer. Those were pot plants.

    Jun 20, 2012 at 11:25 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

  • #5   Anony

    The drawing is the really scary part.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 12:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   The Elf

      Yeah, that took time. You can just imagine the notewriter lovingly shading in the blade as he imagines spilling the intestines of the plant thief.

      Jun 21, 2012 at 2:10 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

  • #6   Silence

    It’s entirely possible that Karma is just the notewriter’s hippie sister-in-law. Maybe she worked really hard planting the purloined plants.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 3:37 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #7   Brian H

    Maybe someone needed a shrubbery. You know one that looks nice and not too expensive and there wasn’t a local shrubber around.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 5:51 am   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   H for Toy

      What, did Roger go out of business? It’s these chain stores, killing the small businesses!

      Jun 21, 2012 at 6:41 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   Vera


      Jun 21, 2012 at 12:42 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

  • #8   IamFuckingDelish

    I love it when Karma bites someone in the ass!

    Jun 21, 2012 at 7:28 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   Toady

      That would be a great name for a dog.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 3:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #9   Dane Zeller

    Notice that the only letter not capitalized in the note is the letter “I” (“i”). My take on that is the note writer has a serious lack of confidence, and must invoke higher powers to threaten the plant thief.

    There is no “I” in Karma.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 9:32 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #10   Sambycat

    I think they meant “ninja”

    Jun 21, 2012 at 12:08 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #11   chelle

    would cast karma chameleon in whole new light

    Jun 21, 2012 at 12:44 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   IamFuckingDelish

      Chelle, Only if the colors of that light were red, gold and green

      Jun 21, 2012 at 1:21 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #12   Smartassery bang

    I love that Buddhist parable where The Buddha takes his sword and slays hundreds of his enemies next to the marketplace in Medina, and …oh, wrong spiritual leader. I’ll bet the Buddha would have taken a break from meditating to hack up a plant-napper too.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 7:00 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #13   Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I thought the whole point of karma was that it was something that happened to you after you die. It’s only in your next life that you feel the consequences of it.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 2:08 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   mrwhyte

      The definition of Karma is virtually the three-fold system wiccans created roughly in the 50′s. (Yes it was made then any and all witchcraft before that was not wiccan, but “hedge witches” and other assorted covens) In all actuality karma is nothing more than “what goes around comes around”. Too bad it’s all false and in no way actually works. It’s based on your conscience and whatever random/planned happenings happen in your life. (ie the cops find you and arrest you due to work not luck)

      Jul 16, 2012 at 12:48 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up


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