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June 21st, 2012 · 108 comments

Jen in Concord, Massachusetts is pretty sure she has a Romney supporter to thank for the friendly note left on her car during a recent trip to Target.

Dear Friend, Someone defaced your car w/ an Obama sticker, just thought you should know, hate to see you look like an idiot.

“Fortunately,” she says, “the Obama sticker (which is actually a magnet and very easily removed) was left intact, as was the Darwin fish.”

The sticker

UPDATE: Closer to the election, Samantha was surprised to find a similar (copycat?) note on her car in the President’s hometown of Chicago.

Hi! We noticed that someone vandalized your car and put this Obama bumper sticker on it.  Just making sure you noticed it so you can take it off before you are mistaken for a total dufus. —A good Samaritan

related: Herbie goes to Washington; When Mavericks Attack

FILED UNDER: "helpful" advice · Chicago · Massachusetts · politics

108 responses so far ↓

  • #1   Mushroom

    Good thing this was an anonymous Post-It Note, since I wouldn’t want the concerned Republican to own up to being an idiot.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 10:38 pm   rating: 113  small thumbs up

    • #1.1   Doodle Bean

      Obviously, neither would the concerned Republican! Anonymity preserves the smugness!

      Jun 22, 2012 at 6:57 am   rating: 35  small thumbs up

    • #1.2   Noelegy

      Hey, Doodle Bean! Nice to see you here, too! :)

      Jun 22, 2012 at 1:34 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #1.3   Doodle Bean

      Right back atcha, Noelegy!

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:06 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #1.4   Nunavut Guy

      A Noelegy-Doodle Bean was conceived on this day.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 5:17 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #1.5   Nunavut Guy

      Not looking forward to the christening.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 5:18 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #1.6   Doodle Bean

      Good thing you’re not invited, then, Nunavut Guy!


      Jun 25, 2012 at 6:05 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #1.7   Mark

      She claims to be an atheist the fish sticker, but screws that up with her Obama worshipping…

      Jun 26, 2012 at 6:26 pm   rating: 29  small thumbs up

    • #1.8   The Elf

      If having a bumper sticker is worshiping, then why hasn’t the Motorcycle Safety Foundation answered my prayers?

      (And a Darwin fish doesn’t mean that the driver is an atheist. She could be a Christian with a sense of humor and knowledge of science. They do exist!)

      Jun 26, 2012 at 7:24 pm   rating: 56  small thumbs up

  • #2   Lisa

    Better than the asshole who keyed my mom’s car for having a McCain bumper sticker. :/

    Jun 21, 2012 at 10:43 pm   rating: 74  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   Sarah

      Be honest, your mom thinks a gay immigrant did it, doesn’t she?!

      Jun 22, 2012 at 6:26 am   rating: 137  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   Doodle Bean

      Are you sure it was the bumper sticker that caused the keying?

      Jun 22, 2012 at 6:58 am   rating: 55  small thumbs up

    • #2.3   The Elf

      And that’s why I refuse to put a political bumper sticker on my car. That I think that picking between the two candidates is a lot like picking between two bowls of shit.

      Thank you Lewis Black for the most apt description of our two-party system that I have ever heard.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 7:29 am   rating: 103  small thumbs up

    • #2.4   kathryn

      Vote for Cthulu – why settle for the lesser of two evils?

      (I’m still enamored of this slogan 4 years after I first heard it.)

      Jun 22, 2012 at 4:33 pm   rating: 48  small thumbs up

    • #2.5   Nunavut Guy

      McCains’ make great fries!

      Jun 23, 2012 at 5:20 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #2.6   21skulls

      Anything that might be considered political brings out the worst kind of nastiness in people. I have extremes of both sides on my Facebook…I get a free show when they go at it, usually on one of my status updates having nothing to do with politics.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 8:37 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

  • #3   lana

    Better than the asshole who tail gaited me on the freeway for three miles then followed me as I exited, sped up and passed me on the right to get in front of me so that he could do a lame anti-Obama pantomime that consisted of him using both hands to form an “O” then flashing a thumbs down.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 11:26 pm   rating: 68  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   andrew

      Hey, be fair – if he hadn’t of scared the heck out of you, behaved dangerously and been a total dick then how would have ever known how he felt, politically?

      You could have gone your whole life in complete ignorance of that, and who would have felt silly then?

      Jun 21, 2012 at 11:43 pm   rating: 167  small thumbs up

  • #4   Poltergeist

    I personally like to key “I have been politically swayed!” under the bumper sticker. Then I draw happy little stick figure penises on the happy little stick figure family members/pets and shove a potato up the tailpipe.

    Jun 21, 2012 at 11:47 pm   rating: 50  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   H for Toy

      Do you have any brilliant ideas for those smug, oval 3 or 4 letter stickers that proclaim what vacation spot a person has been to? The most bile-inducing are the Outer Banks Crossing stickers. I always see the OBX and think… “that’s short for obnoxious, right?”

      Jun 22, 2012 at 7:35 am   rating: 45  small thumbs up

    • #4.2   a*p

      I always thought those 3-letter stickers were to proclaim the country of your ancestry. I see a lot of IRE and POL around here.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 7:55 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #4.3   H for Toy

      I’ve seen a few of those, a*p, but mostly it’s just vacation destinations. There was one I saw that I loved though. It was IRQ with the words “I served” underneath. Now, that’s a bumper sticker I can respect!

      Jun 22, 2012 at 9:32 am   rating: 39  small thumbs up

    • #4.4   FeRD bang

      Agreed, I have nothing but respect for those who service interrupt requests! Without them, our computers would have no I/O!

      Jun 22, 2012 at 10:43 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

    • #4.5   aliceblue

      Those stick figure families need to die. I wouldn’t want to really damage anyone vehicle but I do like the idea drawing penises on the figures; perhaps an old lipstick? A bright red wang would be highly visible yet easy to remove once the person got home.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 11:03 am   rating: 51  small thumbs up

    • #4.6   Noelegy

      Recently, in the Dallas area, I’ve seen two different versions of ZOMBIE stick families on the backs of vehicles. :)

      Jun 22, 2012 at 1:28 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #4.7   Poltergeist

      A bumper sticker that read “IRQ, I served” would actually cause me to lose respect for the individual. Do they have an aversion to the letter A?

      Jun 22, 2012 at 1:56 pm   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #4.8   Dana

      I have a “stick family” bumper sticker: a lady and nine cats. I get a lot of laughs with it.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 12:25 am   rating: 44  small thumbs up

    • #4.9   FeRD bang

      Way to not get the joke, Poltergeist. The point is, those stickers always use three-letter codes to represent countries — specifically, “ISO 3166-1 alpha-3″ standard codes. (There is a Wikipedia article with that title, if you want to see the list.)

      The ISO 3166-1 α-3 code for Iraq is: IRQ.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 5:05 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #4.10   Poltergeist

      Oh, excuse me for not recognizing what an ISO 2166-1 alpha-3 code is. I guess I just don’t have the capacity to store such common knowledge for immediate retrieval like most other people.

      I think I’m going to start making up my own code. It will include 3 letter abbreviations for all 4 letter words.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:03 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

    • #4.11   The Elf

      Sort of like having OH for Ohio and IA for Iowa?

      Jun 24, 2012 at 12:50 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #4.12   Poltergeist

      Nope, it has to be 3 letters long. Otherwise, what would be the point?

      Jun 24, 2012 at 2:14 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #4.13   Ducky

      “IRQ I Served” – my first thought was serving an interrupt request.

      Jun 25, 2012 at 12:19 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #4.14   FeRD bang

      Get pissy all you want, Poltergeist, but the point wasn’t that you should have known that, or something.

      No, the point was that you said, and I quote:

      A bumper sticker that read “IRQ, I served” would actually cause me to lose respect for the individual. Do they have an aversion to the letter A?

      Your ignorance is a SHT excuse for looking down on others! (Let alone someone who served their country!)

      Jun 25, 2012 at 1:32 pm   rating: 33  small thumbs up

    • #4.15   QueenoftheOwls

      @a*p: Those stickers are probably mocks of the EU country code stickers that declare what country a car is registered in. The EU ones are two letters such as DE for Germany or CH for Switzerland. I’ve actually never seen the vacation destination stickers with the three letters, but I have seen several of the EU stickers in the states.

      Jun 26, 2012 at 1:36 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #4.16   Poltergeist

      Oh yes FeRD, I criticized an abbreviation. I obviously look down on all servicemen. I also hate America. Please feel free to write a PA note about my ignorance. Go terrorism!

      You’re getting defensive over nothing. Kindly fuck off and take your dramatized patriotism with you.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 10:35 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

    • #4.17   Puzzle bang

      Why must the comment section always be filled with more PA then the note itself?

      Not that I’m complaining, this popcorn is delicious.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 11:28 pm   rating: 28  small thumbs up

    • #4.18   Poltergeist

      Why? Because it’s fun!

      Jun 27, 2012 at 11:37 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #4.19   FeRD bang

      Oh yes FeRD, I criticized an abbreviation.

      Wrong, you criticized a person for using an abbreviation. I quote, again:

      would actually cause me to lose respect for the individual

      You can’t change that simply by pretending it was something else.

      I obviously look down on all servicemen. I also hate America. Please feel free to write a PA note about my ignorance. Go terrorism!

      Hah! Never said anything of the sort. Never even implied anything of the sort. I simply said that you mouthed off cluelessly, and implied that you’re an idiot. But, go ahead, keep digging the hole deeper — it makes things way easier on me. You’re proving my point for me.

      You’re getting defensive over nothing.

      Excuse me? I’ve been on the offensive from the very start. Even if I wasn’t able to provide direct quotes from you that clearly demonstrate that fact, I’d easily recognize it from a lifetime of being offensive. Whine that I attacked you, if you want — that’s fine. (In fact, you already implied it in your first response. Remember this?)

      Oh, excuse me for not recognizing what an ISO 2166-1 alpha-3 code is. I guess I just don’t have the capacity [...]

      So, yeah… me, defensive? What a joke! You’re the one who got defensive from the word “go”, and have continued to defensively argue with even simple statements of fact that I’ve made. Don Quixote called, he wants his windmill back.

      Kindly fuck off and take your dramatized patriotism with you.

      LOL. He/she/it says, to the commie pinko liberal socialist gay Democrat from New York City.

      I never waved a flag. I just said you shouldn’t be shitty to people who not only deserve respect, but also make clever jokes that sail right over your pointy head.

      I do agree with you on one point: This is fun! Dumbass. :-P

      Jun 29, 2012 at 12:24 pm   rating: 18  small thumbs up

    • #4.20   Puzzle bang

      It’s got extra butter. Anyone else want some?

      Jun 29, 2012 at 4:25 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #4.21   Poltergeist

      I couldn’t even be bothered to skim through that. The only giant comments I’m interested in reading are the funny ones. Stop before you give yourself an ulcer…or don’t. It’s of no consequence to me.

      And just to rehash my previous post and to push your buttons:
      Anybody who has an IRQ sticker on their car utterly and unequivocally sucks.

      Jun 30, 2012 at 3:14 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #4.22   Phred

      I loathe those family decals but I love these…

      Jul 25, 2012 at 4:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #5   Katsu

    Bumper stickers, by their nature, beg for a reaction. You put a political (or religious, or other) message in a public place, which elicits a reaction from someone who does not agree, and in this case they responded publicly.

    Not sure I see the problem here… hmm.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 7:37 am   rating: 23  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

      Yeah, people should learn not to go around having opinions about things.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 2:07 pm   rating: 67  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   Doodle Bean

      Well, they responded privately… and it’s the kind of thing that if you have to have it explained to you, why are you reading this blog?

      I mean, it’s all about the hilarity of [not-necessarily] passive-aggressive notes!!

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:09 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #5.3   Phred

      One great reason for avoiding bumper stickers is the reaction that members of the law enforcement community might have – you never know if the trooper pulling you over just lost a $100 bet against your favorite team, or if his kid got denied admission to your alma mater…

      Jul 25, 2012 at 3:40 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #6   Alan

    Nice Darwinism! Shame about the Douchey car though…

    Jun 22, 2012 at 8:09 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #7   ddk23

    I generally hate most bumper stickers. Especially if it is anything that could be considered a hot topic. Why give someone from the opposing side an excuse to murder you via road rage?

    Jun 22, 2012 at 8:36 am   rating: 31  small thumbs up

  • #8   weaselby

    I love political bumper stickers. I love it when they get all sad and faded and the person is embarrassed of ever having them (no particular party in mind here, seriously, it’s funny across the board)–and then they try to scrape them off and get just half of it. Then they have a 4-year-old, faded, sad, half-removed sticker. Pretty much sums up their shame and broken dreams.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 8:55 am   rating: 65  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   GhostWriter bang

      The bumper sticker in the pic that I love the most is the one for that ’86 fantasy movie about immortal swordsmen.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 10:05 am   rating: 17  small thumbs up

    • #8.2   Beatrice

      In early 2007 when I put an Obama sticker on my car, I was told by a co-worker that I’d look really stupid with that on my car when he didn’t get the Democratic nomination. This is a woman who STILL puts “Obama is a Muslim” and “I want to see the birth certificate” posts on Facebook. Not that I’m overly political and get mad at people who support the other candidate by any means, but I constantly think “THAT woman called ME stupid?!?”.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 10:06 am   rating: 85  small thumbs up

    • #8.3   RB

      There’s a guy in the building next to mine who had a Herman Cain bumper sticker on his car. It was scraped off almost immediately after Cain dropped out of the race. (It was a real sticker, too — not a magnet.)

      I had tons of stickers on my car (and my debate file box) in high school but I grew out of wanting to use them some 16 years ago. (Wait, does that mean I’m a grown up now? Damn.)

      Jun 22, 2012 at 11:10 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #8.4   The Elf

      Honestly, I don’t think a Highlander has ever had anything that could be called a “quickening”.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 11:20 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #8.5   Noelegy

      I saw a Kerry/Edwards 2004 sticker the other day. 8O

      Jun 22, 2012 at 1:29 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #8.6   Texan

      There’s an old El Camino I see sometimes in Austin with a Nixon / Agnew sticker. Being it’s Austin, I still don’t know if it’s ironic or not.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 8:26 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #8.7   Doodle Bean

      When I lived in D.C., I scored a big box of “Nixon: Now More Than Ever” litterbags which someone was throwing out.

      I handed those things out to friends and acquaintances for years after that. What fun!

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:12 am   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #8.8   The Elf

      You should make some that say “Nixon: For the Fifth Time” just to find the comic book nerds among them.

      Jun 24, 2012 at 12:55 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #8.9   DeeDee

      Fucking yes. I would buy that.

      Jul 2, 2012 at 7:23 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #9   girl_with_all_the_yarn

    The only political bumper sticker I ever thought was worth the bumper space read “Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot.”

    Jun 22, 2012 at 9:32 am   rating: 43  small thumbs up

  • #10   ANkh

    My Flying Spaghetti Monster magnet fell off. I miss it.
    (It became a magnet when i glued magnets to it after it fell of the first time)

    Jun 22, 2012 at 9:35 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #11   Jorpho

    The only sticker you need:
    “Bumper Stickers are an ineffectual means of communicating my nuanced views on a variety of issues that cannot be reduced to a simple pithy slogan.”
    You can buy it from Wondermark. Seriously.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 9:49 am   rating: 35  small thumbs up

    • #11.1   aliceblue

      I agree about stickers and never put then on the car. However, once in a while I see one that is really good so I place it (not stick it) in the rear window. Currently I’m asking people to “Please spay and neuter your teenagers.”

      Jun 22, 2012 at 10:58 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

    • #11.2   deprogrammed

      Teenagers? By then it’s too late…

      Jun 22, 2012 at 12:55 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #11.3   HK

      I saw one that said “Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons. For you are crunchy, and good with ketchup.” Not political at all, but it made me laugh.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 8:22 am   rating: 27  small thumbs up

  • #12   GhostWriter bang

    I’m curious about Romney supporters in Massachusetts. Obama currently has about a 20 point lead in the state- are there really people who think Romeny has a chance there?

    Jun 22, 2012 at 10:01 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

    • #12.1   Pixy

      I live in Massachusetts. Nobody I know thinks Romney has a chance.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 10:16 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #12.2   The Elf

      Of course Romney has a lead in MA. If you can’t win your own state, it doesn’t look very good for the other 49. Even Mondale won his own state.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 11:23 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #12.3   Doodle Bean

      Well, this crazy old ranting guy I ran into at Riverside T Stop thinks our Mitt will win in a landslide… and doesn’t care who hears about it.

      He’s got a loud voice for an old guy!

      Apropos of nothing, Mitt’s real first name is Willard!

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:02 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #12.4   Michelle

      The Elf: As someone who lives in Massachusetts (Boston, to be exact), I don’t know anyone who likes him, even the Republicans.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:13 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #12.5   Candy

      Awww, I always thought his first name was Mittens!

      Jun 25, 2012 at 10:10 am   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #12.6   Phred

      Anybody with half a brain here has already come to grips with the fact that this state will always go Democratic. After all, in Nixon’s landslide victory, Mass. was the ONLY state he didn’t win, electorally.
      Obligatory Bumper Sticker content: I still recall the favorite sticker up here in the ’70′s – a US flag with only ONE star and the slogan “Don’t blame me, I’m from Massachusetts”

      Jul 25, 2012 at 4:09 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #13   Steve

    Obamas car has a “DIK” sticker on it.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 10:02 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   ace

      Your cleverness knows no bounds.

      Jun 26, 2012 at 10:57 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #14   pockets

    I don’t care for political bumper stickers/magnets, but I have a daschund and I adore my “I love my weiner” magnet.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 12:54 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Noelegy

      I used to have one on my car which read “Vegetarians Taste Better,” which always seemed to offend my mother, vaguely. I got more amusement than was worthy by trying to get her to explain WHY it offended her. :)

      P.S. I love my mom.

      Jun 26, 2012 at 1:28 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #15   Chinchillazilla

    I want a Darwin Fish on my car (when I can afford a car, of course), but here in Kentucky, I assume I’ll quickly be keyed or get flat tires or something fun like that.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 2:45 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   DaveGI

      Instead get a Cthulhu fish magnet. They won’t understand what the heck it is!

      And in case you’re wondering, they do sell them. Google it.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 4:15 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

    • #15.2   Breezie

      I have the Cthulhu fish, but the one that sticks. Magnet costs extra. There’s also a T-Rex eating a fish. It was a tough choice.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 6:39 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #15.3   Doodle Bean

      You could always get a Flying Spaghetti Monster magnet. The pencilnecks might not know what that is, either.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:13 am   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #15.4   Noelegy

      Hey, there are a few of us in flyoverland who’ve been Touched by his Noodly Appendage!

      Jun 26, 2012 at 1:31 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #15.5   Jamie

      I have a science fish….it’s the standard fish, but with rocket fins and the word SCIENCE inside. It’s held up pretty well here in Maine, but we are in the bottom two least religious states in the nation. Dunno how it would hold up down South.

      Jun 27, 2012 at 12:44 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #16   Cerulean

    This note, if sincere, was probably left by a “libertarian”, who saw the Darwin fish and thought “All atheists, skeptics, and rational thinkers are conservative like me! Those can’t go together.”

    Jun 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   bliffit

      Lots of libertarians are atheists.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 5:15 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.2   Puzzle bang

      Judging people by their political or religious beliefs is just another form of discrimination that I want to die.

      Jun 22, 2012 at 11:01 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

    • #16.3   Doodle Bean

      The fact that it was a big SUV with the Obama sticker might have also blown his/her mind enough to spark the note-writing.

      Also, the thing was parked at Target, a notorious supporter of ultra-conservative politicians and causes.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:05 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #16.4   The Elf

      That’s the funny thing about libertarianism – since both main parties are authoritarian either you end up an independent/third party supporter or you just pick one and make your compromises. Either will do – it just depends on which issue(s) draw you the most.

      Jun 23, 2012 at 8:11 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #16.5   The Elf

      Hypocrisy knows no party…..

      Jun 23, 2012 at 8:14 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.6   Noelegy

      Libertarian =/= conservative.

      Jun 26, 2012 at 1:45 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #17   Carolina

    Putting a bumper sticker on your car basically invites people to tellgate you. It’s not their fault, they’re trying to read your sticker.

    The only one I would even consider having on my car says “If your beliefs fit on a bumper sticker, think harder”.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 9:05 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #17.1   Doodle Bean

      Ha! ‘Tellgating’!

      Jun 23, 2012 at 6:06 am   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #17.2   H for Toy

      That’s when they drive close behind you, so they can “tell” what your bumper sticker says.

      Jun 24, 2012 at 9:09 pm   rating: 6  small thumbs up

  • #18   Leonna

    I have three bumper stickers – one is a magnet for work and allows me to park in the employee parking without getting towed (but it looks totally unlike a bland ol’ sticker – it’s a cute cupcake!). Another is for my home state of Hawaii. The last one is my friend’s company. If someone wants to think of me a douche for having them, then frankly, I don’t care. It’s my car. That’s why I put stickers pertaining to ME on my car.

    Jun 22, 2012 at 11:06 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #19   AussieGuest

    I agree that the family ones are stupid, but also high up on the list are the baby on board and frangipanis.

    Jun 23, 2012 at 1:16 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #20   Tea

    …huh…us Massholes usually aren’t that nice…

    Jun 24, 2012 at 3:29 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #20.1   Doodle Bean

      …but us usually does have trouble with grammar!

      Jun 25, 2012 at 6:09 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #21   Jason

    I think it’s funny that people actually support Obama even though he’s clearly been corrupt, misleading, and out of touch with Americans. Romney isn’t much better. He’s a piece of crap just like his opponent. I wish he would just drop out and go join a polygamist sect, but then there would be no opponent to the worthless money spending machine and the babbling retard we’ve got in office now. This country is in so much trouble…

    Jun 25, 2012 at 10:21 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #21.1   Thunder McKing

      Why must people throw around the word “retard” like it’s OK? It’s not.

      Jun 25, 2012 at 10:41 am   rating: 25  small thumbs up

    • #21.2   The Elf

      Were you looking for sensitivity on PAN?

      Jun 26, 2012 at 12:58 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #22   everydayimtrollin

    You never go full retard. You went full retard… Anyways….

    re·tard   [ri-tahrd, for 1–3, 5; ree-tahrd for 4] Show IPA
    verb (used with object)
    to make slow; delay the development or progress of (an action, process, etc.); hinder or impede.

    Jun 25, 2012 at 10:58 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #22.1   Ruth

      Oh, so it was “the babbling to make slow we’ve got in office right now”. You’re not even trying! You need to go back to troll school.

      Jun 25, 2012 at 12:15 pm   rating: 19  small thumbs up

  • #23   everydayimtrollin

    It’s the definition of retard, Ruth. I tried to get the picture of you that was next to it but it wouldn’t let me put it in a comment.

    Jun 25, 2012 at 8:42 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #24   Redheadwglasses

    For 16 years, I drove a red pickup with pro-gay stickers on the back. (I’m straight, but was on the board of directors for PFLAG and have worked for a long time for human and civil rights for GLBT folks.)

    It had the stickers because we used it in the Twin Cities’ HUGE gay pride parade, to give a ride to disabled people in our group.

    I nearly got run off the road by some hicks, and a cop pulled me over just b/c of the gay stickers on the back.

    When my truck finally died and my mom wanted a new vehicle, she gave me her newish car (thanks, mom!). A beige four-door Camry.

    I love love love being anonymous on the road.

    Jun 26, 2012 at 12:27 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #25   Heids

    Best bumper sticker ever was those stupid little stick figures of dad, mom, their 2.3 kids, dog, cat, goldfish, etc. It was the international symbol for “no” (red circle with a slash through it) that made us follow the man off the interstate so we could get a picture of it.

    Jun 26, 2012 at 2:41 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #26   janise

    The note is hilarious no matter what your personal political beliefs are. Some people just need to lighten up.

    Jun 27, 2012 at 12:30 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #27   Cybermover

    Anyone bother to notice the car dealership that is getting some free advertising here? (I wonder, though, if they would appreciate being the bun in this political sloppy joe.)

    Jul 2, 2012 at 2:28 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #28   Erinyes

    The Darwin magnet doesn’t make you look like an idiot. The Obama magnet, on the other hand, makes you look like a complete ignoramus or, at best, another leech on society. It’s hard to imagine anyone still supporting that douchebag.

    Jul 5, 2012 at 7:16 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #29   Laura

    I’m going to buy post it notes tomorrow! I may even pay for a stamp that says the same! I’d buy a bumper sticker, but that is soooo Democrat!

    Jul 10, 2012 at 8:12 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

  • #30   jon

    Sorry but I can’t respect anyone who leaves the car-dealership license plate frame on their car…

    Jul 24, 2012 at 8:50 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

  • #31   Phred

    Does anybody else get a cheesed as I do over the iconic “Why Be Normal?” stickers that are attached in the “normal” (in the engineering sense) orientation? I’m willing to concede the orthodoxy of attaching it so that the adhesive is in full contact with the mounting surface, as practicality dictates, but I can’t believe that *everyone* who places one so that the text can be read conventionally does so out of a sense of irony. I’ve only ever seen one that was placed differently (it was rotated just short of 90 degrees clockwise). My first thought was “finally, someone gets it!”

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:24 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up


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