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• #1   qua

  “Smell, Ahh smell that smell ”

  Jul 18, 2012 at 8:13 pm   rating: 6  
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• #2   ASAOIUHDUEIUHDIOWPOI

  He must be high…

  Jul 18, 2012 at 8:48 pm   rating: 7  
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  • #2.1   Poltergeist

    He must have been. The logic of “I left my weed outside. Somebody must have thrown it out!” is akin to “I left my wallet containing $1,000 and all my credit cards outside. Somebody must have thrown it out!” Even potheads named Whiteboy can’t be that stupid when sober.

    Jul 22, 2012 at 12:33 am   rating: 9  
     
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• #3   sue

  Good job! The officer who disposed of your weed will be delighted to meet you.

  Jul 18, 2012 at 9:02 pm   rating: 57  
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  • #3.1   The Elf

    That’s the part that got me too. He left his *illegal* drugs out in the open for a week and then left a public note demanding their return? That’s just asking to be arrested.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 6:34 am   rating: 26  
     

  • #3.2   really really?

    he’s not going to be arrested for a single pot plant sitting out in front of the building. AT most, it’ll be destroyed. He’d likely not even get a ticket. It doesn’t constitute enough weed to merit much reaction from a legal standpoint. (I’m assuming this was just a regular, lame pot plant, not some lush, overgrown pot plant capable of actually getting someone high if they smoked it.)

    Jul 25, 2012 at 11:32 am   rating: 0  
     
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• #4   Sesquipedalian

  Can’t bring it bak. Already baked.

  Jul 18, 2012 at 9:28 pm   rating: 28  
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• #5   Dane Zeller

  I’m sorry. It wasn’t a Dahlia? You’re supposed to smoke it?

  Child of the 40′s.

  Jul 18, 2012 at 10:38 pm   rating: 6  
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• #6   The Elf

  “Whiteboy”?

  Jul 19, 2012 at 6:31 am   rating: 14  
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  • #6.1   The Elf

    There’s a part of me that hopes that Whiteboy is his last name, and he’s actually black.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 2:33 pm   rating: 16  
     

  • #6.2   kermit

    I’m kinda picturing that fat/pudgy kid, Whitey, from the Leave It to Beaver tv show.

    Jul 19, 2012 at 5:01 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #6.3   nick17

    Nah, the fat one was Larry. Whitey was just a regular blonde kid.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 2:07 am   rating: 0  
     

  • #6.4   kermit

    My bad. I thought that all of Beaver’s friends were pudgy

    Jul 20, 2012 at 5:06 am   rating: 0  
     

  • #6.5   The Elf

    A nice girth is a friend to the beaver.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 6:44 am   rating: 13  
     

  • #6.6   Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I’m with The Elf on this one; I’d love for him to be a black guy whose surname is Whiteboy. Like the 1980s UK politician entrusted with responsibility for drafting racial equality legislation whose surname was “Whitelaw”. True story.

    Jul 20, 2012 at 2:44 pm   rating: 4  
     
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• #7   havingfitz

  Someone should leave a bunch of empty Doritos bags outside his front door with a post-it that just says “Thanks!”

  Jul 19, 2012 at 7:57 am   rating: 45  
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• #8   CharlesMichaelWilliam

  Thats an undercover operation from Police. The officers assume that every weedhead will Dream he has taken the plant and 20 will try to bring a plant back. Or someone try to collect plant

  Jul 19, 2012 at 11:24 am   rating: 2  
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• #9   JohnnyB

  dear whiteboy,
  thanks for the pot. i was freakin and it really did help me bring it down.
  much love
  dude

  Jul 19, 2012 at 12:09 pm   rating: 5  
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• #10   Lil'

  1) Sorry about your plant
  2) I accidentally fell into it, breaking it
  3) I didn’t mean to
  4) Assuming theft is offensive
  5) Here’s $22 worth of dime bags b/c I feel bad

  Jul 19, 2012 at 12:25 pm   rating: 46  
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• #11   yolanda

  I can’t imagine a pot plant being safe from theft anywhere except behind locked gates/doors and an OPAQUE fence. There’s stoners out there who’ll climb razor wire for smoke.

  Jul 19, 2012 at 2:01 pm   rating: 11  
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• #12   AH

  Lemme see if I understand the logic of this note: Whiteboy’s weed Plant! was mistaken for trash and then stolen by the thief. Ergo, the thief hoards garbage?

  Jul 19, 2012 at 4:02 pm   rating: 4  
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• #13   Nunavut Guy

  I’m just a pretty white boy,got pretty plants,I’m pretty high toooooo….back to course.

  Jul 19, 2012 at 7:29 pm   rating: 0  
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• #14   Daniel McBane

  Even if the note doesn’t get him arrested, he seems like the kind of person who would file a police report in an attempt to recover his stolen plant. I’ll look for him on one of those TV shows that highlights the world’s dumbest criminals.

  Jul 20, 2012 at 5:17 am   rating: 20  
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• #15   Hellen

  lol, your neighbo is humorous..

  Jul 20, 2012 at 9:02 pm   rating: 0  
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• #16   Dr.Chalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

  He’ll eventually find out. Regular drug users are famous for their keen mental faculties.

  Jul 26, 2012 at 5:07 am   rating: 0  
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• #17   mika

  is that you bennet?

  Aug 2, 2012 at 11:36 pm   rating: 0  
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