Comments on: Warning: This pool contain dihydrogen monoxide!

By: feleepe

feleepe — Tue, 07 Aug 2012 04:17:54 +0000

As a kid I would totally have peed in a cup, thrown it into the pool and waited anxiously for the sharks to arrive.

By: Grass-fed Butter

Grass-fed Butter — Mon, 30 Jul 2012 18:07:58 +0000

He sees dead people, walking around like regular people. How was he to know this seeming regular person was also a ghost, when the ghost himself couldn’t even tell it wasn’t able to be seen by others.

By: K

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 01:07:51 +0000

Muriatic acid IS used in swimming pools to help lower the PH. You are supposed to dilute it in a bucket of water before you add it to the pool and wait a few hours before someone swims in it.

By: ansco

ansco — Wed, 25 Jul 2012 00:45:33 +0000

Actually that acid is not used in aactive pools, it is used after they are drained for cleaning prior to painting. If someone is usingthat in their pool they deserve to get burned and possibly worse. Clorine is far more deadly and can kill or used to make an explosive device.

By: Jami

Jami — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 21:26:18 +0000

What’s the point of having a fountain in the pool if you can’t play in it? I might not jump off one, but I’d be right there having fun in the fountain too.

Honestly, some people need to get a stick-ectomy.

By: Lil'

Lil' — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:32:45 +0000

I think they should dye the water yellow and add one of those shark signs.

By: kathryn

kathryn — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 20:19:48 +0000

Definition of ‘Heavy Chemicals’ : a chemical produced and handled in large lots (as a ton or more a day) and often in a more or less crude state —used esp. of acids (as sulfuric acid), alkalies, and salts (as aluminum sulfate).

Yikes! What is going on in that fountain?

Of course, aluminium sulfate is mainly used in the purification of drinking water, so I’m back to square one.

By: Nope

Nope — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 16:30:20 +0000

They could just take the fountain down, or put it on a raised platform that is unable to be climbed. Easy solutions.

By: Thunder McKing

Thunder McKing — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 14:50:36 +0000

I’ve always wondered how the ghost ended up with such an extensive wardrobe. He was always dressed for the occassion, but all the other ghosts had to walk around in their bloody death clothes. Did his clothes turn to ghosts too? What’s up with that?

By: FeRD

FeRD — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 13:16:59 +0000

Bah. They should just fill the fountain with death machines, the way the Great Architect Kroagnon did with his pool. That’s the only way to be sure it stays clean.

(If you get that reference, well, you’re as much of a terbogeek as I am. Congratudolences!)

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 12:53:46 +0000

This one I can actually get behind, a little.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 12:52:41 +0000

Long way to go for that joke, but I like it!

By: kermit

kermit — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 11:46:34 +0000

Wench, you say that like it’s a bad thing…

By: Wench

Wench — Tue, 24 Jul 2012 09:09:41 +0000

I think karen’s been drinking out of the fountain again…..