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• #1   Linda

  The library probably participates in the national reading program in which you have to order all supplies from one vendor. That vendor charges an arm and a leg and is often out of supplies by mid summer. But go ahead and Dream Big at Your Library!

  Jul 24, 2012 at 5:07 pm   rating: 20  
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• #2   kathryn

  Someone stole the Summer Reading Program? Put out an APB for the library equivalent of the Grinch!

  Jul 24, 2012 at 5:19 pm   rating: 5  
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• #3   bitchy the dwarf

  maybe they took the sign home so their friends could read it too. Sharing is caring!

  Jul 24, 2012 at 7:02 pm   rating: 19  
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• #4   anonymushmouth

  i bet you anything this is in east grand rapids, home of the pennypinching rich dutch snobs.

  Jul 24, 2012 at 9:04 pm   rating: 3  
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  • #4.1   Omnivore

    If it’s not Dutch, it ain’t much.

    Jul 24, 2012 at 9:57 pm   rating: 3  
     

  • #4.2   Jordie

    I was ten years old when I left Grand Rapids, and am now twenty-one and live in Seattle. I am 100% pure Dutch. My dad lives up to the pennypinching stereotype, my mom is a bit of a snob, but it wasn’t until I left Grand Rapids that I discovered that no one who lives in or around that city (except maybe the Meijer family themselves) are rich. Sorry, hon’, but you’re living in the state with the second-worst economy in the country. There are bigger fatcats to pitch your petty jealousy to.

    Jul 24, 2012 at 10:51 pm   rating: 7  
     

  • #4.3   Jami

    Trust me, all the libraries have to penny pinch in this craptastic economy. So stealing a sign is a big deal.

    Jul 24, 2012 at 10:54 pm   rating: 10  
     

  • #4.4   Lil'

    I don’t think it’s about penny pinching. If they can afford to make a passive aggressive sign, why wouldn’t they just use the resources to make another summer reading sign?

    Jul 25, 2012 at 12:07 pm   rating: 4  
     

  • #4.5   Jami

    We don’t make the SRP signs. We have to order them from a company along with all the SRP stuff. So this was basically the same as stealing a book.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 12:56 pm   rating: 5  
     

  • #4.6   An EGR resident

    I’m 50% dutch and middle class. Yes, I’m from a family of penny pinchers but we are not snobs. It’s all just a stereotype. The real snobs are the people who call us snobs.
    And I can tell from what’s in the background that this picture was not taken anywhere near the East Grand Rapids library.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 1:33 am   rating: 2  
     
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• #5   FeRD

  I think I might have a line on where the stolen sign ended up. The thief’s one fatal mistake was posting it on their lawn for all to see! (But how did the signmakers know it was going to be stolen? I smell an inside job.)

  Jul 24, 2012 at 9:04 pm   rating: 3  
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• #6   Jay

  The sign is right there – so the claim that it was stolen is obviously false.

  Jul 24, 2012 at 9:14 pm   rating: 13  
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  • #6.1   aquascum

    Exactly. Someone should pin a sign of the summer grammar programme for signmakers onto this sign.

    Jul 24, 2012 at 11:53 pm   rating: 3  
     
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• #7   The Elf

  Is this outside the library? I can’t tell.

  Not that it makes sign theft any better, but part of me likes to think this bit of passive-aggressive goodness comes from a private library supporter and not the library staff themselves.

  Jul 25, 2012 at 6:52 am   rating: 1  
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• #8   Kwyjor

  Who on Earth would steal a sign for a summer reading program? Surely it is more likely that it blew away or something?

  I suppose it’s possible someone needed a large piece of cardboard for an emergency kludge. Or maybe it’s a genuine act of vandalism? To protest the inclusion of some unspeakably subversive piece of literature like Huck Finn, or something?

  Jul 25, 2012 at 9:35 am   rating: 3  
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  • #8.1   Jami

    People will steal weird things from the library. Someone comes in almost every day and steals the toilet paper. Others will steal DVDs out of the case and leave the case behind – and not even of good movies but weird stuff like The Telephone with Whoopi Goldberg.

    And then there’s the weird vandalism we’ve had like some guy who likes to flush his underwear down the toilet.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 1:04 pm   rating: 6  
     

  • #8.2   kermit

    Would you want to be seen purchasing “The Telephone” or “Twilight” for that matter? If your bookstore knows you as a well-read and intelligent person, probably not. And you just can’t risk screwing up your Amazon suggestion algorithm dealie because then it will probably be a long time before it suggests decent books again.

    (And in case it’s not clear – I am not seriously suggesting that stealing library books is a good idea. If you’re too embarrassed / stingy or whatever to buy a book, chances are that some person has already uploaded a copy of it on the Internet, so get it from there. Don’t be a jerk and steal from libraries.)

    Jul 25, 2012 at 2:22 pm   rating: 6  
     

  • #8.3   Jami

    *chuckles*

    Seriously though, odd things go missing. One time I went downstairs to adult fiction, found an auto book on cassette case down there – someone had stolen all 16 tapes and left the empty case behind. Seems to me if you can steal 16 cassette tapes, you could just steal the case too.

    And likely with the sign a new one can’t just be made since it’s a company that makes them. Libraries sign certain contracts when purchasing. Take DVDs for instance. My system is only allowed to buy them through Baker & Taylor. So if we want to add Dexter Season 5 we have to buy it from them. (I forget the exact price but last time the librarian checked it was somewhere around $200 I believe.) No, we’re not allowed to buy it from Amazon who has it much cheaper. B&T would get very mad at us if we did.

    If, however, a patron or several patrons wanted to chip in and buy it off Amazon or from a store and donate it to the library, well, that’s another kettle of fish all together. Since B&T sells it, we can add it to our system.

    So it’s quite possible that if the library makes a new SRP sign to replace the stolen one, they could get in trouble with the company that makes them.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:27 pm   rating: 5  
     

  • #8.4   kermit

    Does B&T have spies that come over to check if you’ve turned into a renegade and purchased something at another company?

    It’s been a while since I’ve borrowed audio-visual stuff from the library, but I think that they kept all the cassette tapes, etc. behind the check-out counter. So if you wanted to borrow something, you’d take the empty case and bring it up to the desk to be checked out. With CDs and DVDs the magnetization thing isn’t an issue. To prevent the kind of thievery you describe, I assume that they’ve put the barcode stickers on the discs themselves rather than the case. Maybe you guys could try that at your library.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 5:55 pm   rating: 0  
     

  • #8.5   Jami

    We’re too small to keep it behind the desk. The large branches with huge collections do that.

    I don’t know what B&T does – I just know we have to be careful. Just like we’re actually not suppose to clean up stuff that the janitors didn’t clean. (Even though I do. They have a habit of not giving the men’s room a proper cleaning and when it smells so bad I can smell it in the break room through two closed doors, I’m going to clean it no matter if they like it or not! Sorry, this is a continuing issue that no one’s doing anything about. I guess they’re just waiting for the contract to run out.)

    I suppose we’d catch heck from HQ because they’d see the library funds being spent on Amazon and they’d come back with “YOU CAN’T DO THAT!”

    That’s why even though cash is tight I’ll sometimes buy something I want our branch to have with personal money. That’s how we got the Marilyn Monroe movie Don’t Bother To Knock. And that thing hasn’t spent even one day on the shelf because so many patrons want to see it. (If you haven’t – DO! It’s really creepy!)

    Jul 25, 2012 at 7:14 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #8.6   kermit

    Haven’t seen “Don’t Bother to Knock”, but I hear it’s good, and one of the few roles where she doesn’t play the ditzy helpless blonde. I really liked “The Misfits”, and I assume I will like “Don’t Bother to Knock” when I see it.

    I don’t know much about the practicalities of copyright law, but I think that they make libraries pay so much more for videos because movie distributors make a stink about losing money. If x people borrow the thing and subsequently don’t buy it, they claim that as lost revenue. So instead they make libraries pay obscene amounts for their material to “recover” some of these theoretical profits. Book publishers probably don’t have the same legal loophole to charge libraries more for their books, or to stop people from donating their stuff to libraries.

    It sucks though that you have no leverage to prevent people from stealing material. I would think that all the reported losses would make the big cheeses rethink the security of the place. But anybody who works with the public (or even participates in Internet comments) knows that some people can be really weird assholes. (If you have some time to kill, check out the shitstorm a couple of entries back. Person mentions a statistic that doesn’t match with some other people’s personal experiences. So clearly the thing to do is to excoriate them and try to find out where they live so you can lambast them some more.)

    Jul 25, 2012 at 8:08 pm   rating: 1  
     

  • #8.7   Jami

    Oh yeah, I’m sure you’ll enjoy DBTK. It’s just so creepy. I don’t want to spoil it for you though.

    Yeah – heck, people who come into the library can be weird. I’ve seen a woman randomly go up to another woman and say “I know what you did to Betty!” Had a guy tell me all about his roommate who he claims keeps her cats in her bedroom and lets them pee all over the carpet. There was one guy who would go up to every overweight female (myself included) and give them materials on a woman’s role in the Mormon Church. One guy claimed he could tell the future from people’s ears and said I was going to be very rich someday.

    Not that all our patrons are weird like that. Most are nice. But there are those that are just a little nuts, some who are incredibly mean, some we’ve had to call the police on, and some that are so dumb you wonder how they remember to breath.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 6:51 pm   rating: 1  
     
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• #9   Nope

  It’s the end of the world, run for your lives, people are stealing $10 signs! Next thing you know people will steal blades of grass. Of all the things you could possibly steal in this world, why steal a worthless sign? Why not rob a bank or something?

  Jul 25, 2012 at 10:19 am   rating: 1  
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  • #9.1   Jami

    Just checked with the children’s librarian here. They’re closer to $20.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 1:01 pm   rating: 3  
     
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• #10   Poltergeist

  And then the thief comes back and takes this sign as well.

  “This sign used to be the sign that was put here to inform you that the first sign promoted the Summer Reading Program for Children until somebody stole it.”

  The signs will keep getting progressively bigger after each theft. It’s like plucking one gray hair and having two grow in it’s place!

  Jul 25, 2012 at 7:16 pm   rating: 6  
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  • #10.1   H for Toy

    The people responsible for sacking the person who was supposed to watch this sign, have been sacked.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 11:47 pm   rating: 5  
     

  • #10.2   Gecko Hunter

    We will now continue the signs in a different style.

    A llama bit my sister once…

    Jul 26, 2012 at 3:40 pm   rating: 1  
     
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• #11   I Hate Sign Bandits

  I’m a real estate agent in GR, and I get signs stolen all the time, especially during the summers. The economy is bad, so the teenagers don’t have jobs anymore, and they run around doing stupid things.

  Jul 26, 2012 at 4:15 pm   rating: 1  
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