That’s a drawing of a grill, okay?

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July 26th, 2012 · 39 comments

Okay, I think everyone’s had enough of the Outdoor Cat Debate of 2012. Perhaps a little double entendre to lighten the mood? Alrighty then!

This piece by Jamie’s daughter was hanging on the wall outside her classroom during Parent’s Day at the school. “She had no idea why it was funny to us,” Jamie says. (Her daughter’s teacher, meanwhile…)

related: “Drunk Mommy”

P.S. The passive-aggressive part of this note is the crappy watermark. I hate watermarks. Screw you, karma/pageview whores!

FILED UNDER: double-entendre alert · kids · Moms & Dads · most popular notes of 2012 · not so much passive-aggressive

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#1 zem

awesome.

Jul 26, 2012 at 10:21 pm rating: 90

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#2 Rose

The guy must make a wicked sausage…

Jul 26, 2012 at 10:26 pm rating: 90

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#3 Will

Her mother is a chair?

Jul 26, 2012 at 10:39 pm rating: 90

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- #3.1 Mrs.Beasley
  
  She’s not a chair, silly… she’s a cyclops!
  
  Jul 26, 2012 at 11:17 pm rating: 90
- #3.2 Will
  
  With four boobs?
  
  Jul 26, 2012 at 11:49 pm rating: 90
- #3.3 Mrs.Beasley
  
  No, with two belly buttons.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 12:51 am rating: 90
- #3.4 H for Toy
  
  I’m afraid of why you know so much about it, Mrs. Beasley. Are you her twin?
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 8:21 am rating: 90
- #3.5 The Elf
  
  You seen one cycloptic, four-breasted, two-belly buttoned woman you’ve seen them all.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 1:40 pm rating: 90
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#4 SeeYouInTea

OMG I wonder if he grills inside or outside?

Jul 26, 2012 at 11:11 pm rating: 90

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- #4.1 The Elf
  
  How kinky!
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 7:44 am rating: 90
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#5 Jan

I would imagine that many more unions would last if “my mother’s favorite food was my dad’s meat”? How cute

Jul 26, 2012 at 11:27 pm rating: 90

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- #5.1 havingfitz
  
  Veganism is destroying families…
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 7:07 am rating: 90
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#6 Suntherian

Not gonna lie, I think my favorite part of this entire post is the “Outdoor Cat Debate 2012″ reference.

Jul 26, 2012 at 11:33 pm rating: 90

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- #6.1 H for Toy
  
  Which, judging from the comments still being posted, we have not yet had enough of!
  
  Jul 29, 2012 at 12:03 am rating: 90
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#7 FeRD

Ah, Water Mark. My least favorite character in “Waterworld”. And that’s saying something!

Jul 26, 2012 at 11:34 pm rating: 90

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#8 JK

I know a little something about art. That’s definitely a penis ladder.

Jul 26, 2012 at 11:42 pm rating: 90

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#9 Silence

Which mom -doesn’t- love Dad’s Meat?

Jul 26, 2012 at 11:51 pm rating: 90

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- #9.1 Jami
  
  Katie Holmes?
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 12:14 am rating: 90
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#10 havingfitz

Hot dog. Daddy’s hot dog. What kind of moms love Daddy’s hot dog…

Jul 27, 2012 at 6:49 am rating: 90

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- #10.1 The Elf
  
  A weiner is nice. I’m fond of a good thick hot Italian sausage myself.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 7:43 am rating: 90
- #10.2 The Elf
  
  German sausage is the wurst.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 7:51 am rating: 90
- #10.3 H for Toy
  
  But you can’t beat the Rinderzunge.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 8:36 am rating: 90
- #10.4 The Elf
  
  Very clever, H for Toy! I had to use Babel Fish to figure that one out. You are the most cunning of linguists.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 11:14 am rating: 90
- #10.5 H for Toy
  
  Thank you for that, Elf. Do you have any idea how painful snorting spaghetti sauce through your nose can be?!
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 7:35 pm rating: 90
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#11 ddk23

LOL, I would be a horrible teacher. I cannot contain laughter.

Jul 27, 2012 at 7:40 am rating: 90

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#12 Sass

Spotted Dick?

Jul 27, 2012 at 9:45 am rating: 90

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#13 Dane Zeller

Jamie’s daughter needs to draw her grills with her 3-D glasses on.

Jul 27, 2012 at 9:57 am rating: 90

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- #13.1 AussieGuest
  
  And Jamies wife needs 3d Glasses to see jamie’s ‘meat’ or is that sausage?
  
  Jul 29, 2012 at 4:33 am rating: 90
- #13.2 AussieGuest
  
  Sorr y didn’t realise Jamie is the wife. Fail
  
  Jul 29, 2012 at 4:37 am rating: 90
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#14 The Elf

I wonder if “Dad’s meet” was all up in her grill?

Jul 27, 2012 at 11:15 am rating: 90

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#15 Poltergeist

Wait, her mother literally eats her dad’s meat? Ignoring the fact that it must hurt like a bitch, how much meat does her father have that he can keep this voracious, cannibalistic woman satiated? Does it regenerate like a lizard’s tail?

Jul 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm rating: 90

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- #15.1 kermit
  
  Well,yes. Her husband is really a lizard you see. Or a starfish. Nobody quite knows because she’s been seen gallivanting with both.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm rating: 90
- #15.2 Jami
  
  Maybe her husband is Doctor Conners.
  
  Jul 27, 2012 at 10:33 pm rating: 90
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#16 Ace of Space

Dad’s cookout is missing the watermelons.

Jul 27, 2012 at 3:56 pm rating: 90

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- #16.1 The Elf
  
  No, Jamie brought two melons. They’re lovely, and I’m sure Dad can’t wait to have a taste.
  
  Jul 30, 2012 at 6:57 am rating: 90
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#17 Saph

I wonder how the daughter knew.

Jul 27, 2012 at 8:48 pm rating: 90

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#18 Magicalyn

Pff if you really wanted to see a debate about cats get out of hand all you have to do is post a note that involves declawing.

Jul 30, 2012 at 8:04 am rating: 90

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- #18.1 Nunavut Guy
  
  Why declaw them?t’s much faster just to cut off their paws.
  
  Jul 30, 2012 at 12:29 pm rating: 90
- #18.2 redheadwglasses
  
  Nunavut Guy, I have two cats and have had as many as four at a time — and I’d *never* declaw a cat. Ever.
  
  And your post made me laugh so hard I cried!
  
  Aug 2, 2012 at 7:42 am rating: 90
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