That’s a drawing of a grill, okay?

July 26th, 2012 · 39 comments

Okay, I think everyone’s had enough of the Outdoor Cat Debate of 2012. Perhaps a little double entendre to lighten the mood? Alrighty then!

This piece by Jamie’s daughter was hanging on the wall outside her classroom during Parent’s Day at the school. “She had no idea why it was funny to us,” Jamie says. (Her daughter’s teacher, meanwhile…)

My mother's favorite food is Dad's meet [sic]

related: “Drunk Mommy”

P.S. The passive-aggressive part of this note is the crappy watermark. I hate watermarks. Screw you, karma/pageview whores!

FILED UNDER: double-entendre alert · kids · Moms & Dads · most popular notes of 2012 · not so much passive-aggressive


39 responses so far ↓

  • #1   zem

    awesome.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 10:21 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   Rose

    The guy must make a wicked sausage…

    Jul 26, 2012 at 10:26 pm   rating: 27  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   Will

    Her mother is a chair?

    Jul 26, 2012 at 10:39 pm   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   Mrs.Beasley

      She’s not a chair, silly… she’s a cyclops!

      Jul 26, 2012 at 11:17 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.2   Will

      With four boobs?

      Jul 26, 2012 at 11:49 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.3   Mrs.Beasley

      No, with two belly buttons.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 12:51 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.4   H for Toy

      I’m afraid of why you know so much about it, Mrs. Beasley. Are you her twin?

      Jul 27, 2012 at 8:21 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
    • #3.5   The Elf

      You seen one cycloptic, four-breasted, two-belly buttoned woman you’ve seen them all.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 1:40 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   SeeYouInTea

    OMG I wonder if he grills inside or outside?

    Jul 26, 2012 at 11:11 pm   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #4.1   The Elf

      How kinky!

      Jul 27, 2012 at 7:44 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #5   Jan

    I would imagine that many more unions would last if “my mother’s favorite food was my dad’s meat”? How cute

    Jul 26, 2012 at 11:27 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   havingfitz

      Veganism is destroying families…

      Jul 27, 2012 at 7:07 am   rating: 44  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   Suntherian

    Not gonna lie, I think my favorite part of this entire post is the “Outdoor Cat Debate 2012″ reference.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 11:33 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   H for Toy

      Which, judging from the comments still being posted, we have not yet had enough of!

      Jul 29, 2012 at 12:03 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #7   FeRD bang

    Ah, Water Mark. My least favorite character in “Waterworld”. And that’s saying something!

    Jul 26, 2012 at 11:34 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #8   JK

    I know a little something about art. That’s definitely a penis ladder.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 11:42 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

     
  • #9   Silence

    Which mom -doesn’t- love Dad’s Meat?

    Jul 26, 2012 at 11:51 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #9.1   Jami

      Katie Holmes?

      Jul 27, 2012 at 12:14 am   rating: 37  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #10   havingfitz

    Hot dog. Daddy’s hot dog. What kind of moms love Daddy’s hot dog…

    Jul 27, 2012 at 6:49 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   The Elf

      A weiner is nice. I’m fond of a good thick hot Italian sausage myself.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 7:43 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   The Elf

      German sausage is the wurst.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 7:51 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.3   H for Toy

      But you can’t beat the Rinderzunge.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 8:36 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.4   The Elf

      Very clever, H for Toy! I had to use Babel Fish to figure that one out. You are the most cunning of linguists.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 11:14 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.5   H for Toy

      Thank you for that, Elf. Do you have any idea how painful snorting spaghetti sauce through your nose can be?!

      Jul 27, 2012 at 7:35 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   ddk23

    LOL, I would be a horrible teacher. I cannot contain laughter.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 7:40 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #12   Sass

    Spotted Dick?

    Jul 27, 2012 at 9:45 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

     
  • #13   Dane Zeller

    Jamie’s daughter needs to draw her grills with her 3-D glasses on.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 9:57 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

    • #13.1   AussieGuest

      And Jamies wife needs 3d Glasses to see jamie’s ‘meat’ or is that sausage?

      Jul 29, 2012 at 4:33 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
    • #13.2   AussieGuest

      Sorr y didn’t realise Jamie is the wife. Fail

      Jul 29, 2012 at 4:37 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #14   The Elf

    I wonder if “Dad’s meet” was all up in her grill?

    Jul 27, 2012 at 11:15 am   rating: 13  small thumbs up

     
  • #15   Poltergeist

    Wait, her mother literally eats her dad’s meat? Ignoring the fact that it must hurt like a bitch, how much meat does her father have that he can keep this voracious, cannibalistic woman satiated? Does it regenerate like a lizard’s tail?

    Jul 27, 2012 at 12:26 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   kermit

      Well,yes. Her husband is really a lizard you see. Or a starfish. Nobody quite knows because she’s been seen gallivanting with both.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 5:12 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

       
    • #15.2   Jami

      Maybe her husband is Doctor Conners.

      Jul 27, 2012 at 10:33 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #16   Ace of Space

    Dad’s cookout is missing the watermelons.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 3:56 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #16.1   The Elf

      No, Jamie brought two melons. They’re lovely, and I’m sure Dad can’t wait to have a taste.

      Jul 30, 2012 at 6:57 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #17   Saph

    I wonder how the daughter knew.

    Jul 27, 2012 at 8:48 pm   rating: 2  small thumbs up

     
  • #18   Magicalyn

    Pff if you really wanted to see a debate about cats get out of hand all you have to do is post a note that involves declawing.

    Jul 30, 2012 at 8:04 am   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   Nunavut Guy

      Why declaw them?t’s much faster just to cut off their paws.

      Jul 30, 2012 at 12:29 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

       
    • #18.2   redheadwglasses

      Nunavut Guy, I have two cats and have had as many as four at a time — and I’d *never* declaw a cat. Ever.

      And your post made me laugh so hard I cried!

      Aug 2, 2012 at 7:42 am   rating: 1  small thumbs up

       
     

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