Comments on: Your car has been “baptized”

By: SomeGuy

SomeGuy — Fri, 24 Aug 2012 08:35:37 +0000

Isn’t that a violation of the first admenment? The unconcenting baptising of someone properly. But then the morons can do it to dead people somehow.

Hmm can’t wait until someone asks Romney if he agrees with the baptising of dead people from other religions. He would have to loose the christian or morman vote…. intresting.

By: Clara

Clara — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 09:37:12 +0000

Okay, I’m a baptist myself. To “baptize” is taught as a drowning (that’s why we do full immersion) of oneself. They’re saying they’ll drown you. The one about baptizing the car is funnier.

By: Arnie Baptizor

Arnie Baptizor — Mon, 13 Aug 2012 05:49:06 +0000

Honestly thought it meant people will be forced to get baptized. Or waterboarded…

“One of us, one of us.”

By: Jane

Jane — Fri, 10 Aug 2012 17:09:29 +0000

If the violators are baptized, wouldn’t that automatically make them members of the church, thus giving them the right to park there?

By: Beatus Mongous

Beatus Mongous — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 23:50:24 +0000

I have to park there!

By: Beatus Mongous

Beatus Mongous — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 23:42:31 +0000

Drowning is actually a very peaceful way to die. It’s scary at first, but once your lungs fill with water, there is no more pain, and you die rather calmly. Don’t ask how I came by this information…

By: RP

RP — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 19:26:23 +0000

Maybe there’s not a lot of Baptists here. I’m not Christian but I knew that Baptists do full immersion so I thought they meant the car would be dumped in a lake.

By: Ruth

Ruth — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 13:32:54 +0000

Thanks, Dawn, no-one knew what a joke was until you kindly explained.

By: Ruth

Ruth — Mon, 06 Aug 2012 13:30:49 +0000

I don’t know where or how you’ve obtained the notion that being imprisoned and then drowned is in any way a quick death??? Drowning is up there with burning to death as one of the worst ways to die…

By: Who passed out the Haterade?

Who passed out the Haterade? — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 18:27:34 +0000

He puts the fundament in fundamentalist.

By: Navy Jones

Navy Jones — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 15:38:03 +0000

There was a designated pastor’s parking space at my parents’ old church marked “Whosoever parketh here, preacheth the following Sunday.”

By: Dawn

Dawn — Sat, 04 Aug 2012 14:01:28 +0000

Honey, it’s a JOKE. As in, a mildly humourous way of indicating that the parking lot is for the convenience of people attending that church. Sheesh.

By: Tatterdemalion

Tatterdemalion — Fri, 03 Aug 2012 02:31:49 +0000

…Actually, although I find killing squirrels distasteful, if someone’s going to do it I think there is some merit in live trapping and killing them quickly. Standard lethal-type traps are not always instantly lethal, and could lead to more pain for the animals.

By: Melissa Jones

Melissa Jones — Thu, 02 Aug 2012 21:15:05 +0000

I think that last one is the most “Christian” of all of them – you park here illegally? We wash your car! Talk about ‘turning the other cheek!’