Memento, the sequel

August 5th, 2012 · 20 comments

Hey, Lenny, if you’re looking for an idea for your next tattoo, how about, “Don’t trust anything written in Comic Sans.”

James is a Liar Cheater and a Betrayer. you are pregnant with his baby, you need to know this. Don't trust him. Don't believe a word he says.

(Thanks to Syrah in Toronto for submitting!)

related: A little advice for the ladies

FILED UNDER: Comic Sans Alert · Toronto · WTF?


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  • #1   Deb Katz

    I wish it would have been signed, “From your baby…IN THE FUTURE!!!” P.S. do NOT trust the cab drive in October 2018, he’s a psycho ass clown.

    Aug 5, 2012 at 10:37 pm   rating: 42  small thumbs up

     
  • #2   JK

    Should James and his girlfriend put a restraining order on their baby shower registry, or would they be better off with a diaper genie?

    Aug 5, 2012 at 10:48 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

     
  • #3   shwo! bang

    And all this time I thought he was a joker, a smoker, a midnight toker.

    Aug 5, 2012 at 11:52 pm   rating: 75  small thumbs up

    • #3.1   AussieGuest

      Props for the Steve Miller Band Reference

      Aug 6, 2012 at 12:05 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #4   hmmm

    This reminds me of the notes by the train stop about tyrone was it??

    Aug 6, 2012 at 3:28 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

     
  • #5   The White Clouds of Opium bang

    My mother almost named me after James Taylor. Sweet Baby James specifically.

    She changed her mind, but I’m still a liar, cheater, and a betrayer. I guess she waited too long.

    Aug 6, 2012 at 6:19 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   meri

      I’m sure that in her heart of hearts, your mother still thinks of you as Sweet Baby James.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 11:40 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #6   The Elf

    If you’re pregnant with James’ baby, isn’t this advice coming a bit a too late?

    Aug 6, 2012 at 7:45 am   rating: 38  small thumbs up

     
  • #7   Captain Hampton

    Makes you wonder how many pregnant women with a husband or significant other named James ended up seeing this.

    Aug 6, 2012 at 8:42 am   rating: 19  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   The Elf

      And when they did see it, did they immediately dismiss it as “some other James” or did they call up James and read him the riot act?

      It would say a lot about their relationship!

      Aug 6, 2012 at 9:33 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #7.2   Siobhan

      guess it would depend on whether they were pregnant or not.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 10:46 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #8   Lil'

    This reminds me of a flyer distributed in our neighborhood mailboxes a few years ago. It had the guy’s photo (in his military gear), his full name (which was very unique) and a “Beware of Dog” message. It warned women that he’s married, involved with multiple women, a liar etc. Talk about a woman scorned. I don’t know the guy, but I often find myself doing double takes around our military town.

    Aug 6, 2012 at 10:01 am   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #8.1   kermit

      If all she did was put up some fliers, I hardly think that it qualifies her as scorned or vindictive. It’s no different than video store notes with a list of people who don’t pay their late fees.

      I mean, if you’re going to act like a jerk, be damn grateful that the only thing someone does to retaliate is to put up anonymous signs telling people what a jerk you are.

      This isn’t even close to the bus stop notes about Tony (?) the bus driver and how he jilted poor soul(s).

      Aug 6, 2012 at 11:59 am   rating: 11  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.2   The Elf

      Well….. Lil’ only saw the fliers in the mailboxes. He wasn’t around for when Scorned Woman attached the flier to Dog’s genitals. It probably wouldn’t have been so bad, except that she used gutter nails.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 12:14 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

       
    • #8.3   OHSue

      Local guy in town took nude photos of his ex with her phone number and put copies on windshields all over town. He got in trouble cause some kids found them.

      Aug 6, 2012 at 6:06 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #9   Lil'

    Rumor has it she built a bonfire in her front yard to boil his rabbit, but the HOA shut it down. The flyer was Plan B.

    Aug 6, 2012 at 12:47 pm   rating: 11  small thumbs up

     
  • #10   DaveGI

    This wouldn’t have happened if James was kept inside. It’s for his own good!

    Aug 7, 2012 at 2:45 pm   rating: 14  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   Thunder McKing

      Or if he had been neutered.

      Aug 7, 2012 at 3:39 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

       
    • #10.2   The Elf

      Spay or Nueter your Liars, Cheaters, and Betrayers! It’s for their own good.

      Aug 8, 2012 at 7:47 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

       
     
  • #11   DigitalBiscuits

    Comic sans….shudder.
    Is there actually any use for that font? I mean, even if I saw it in an actual comic these days I’d still think it looks tacky

    Sep 1, 2012 at 7:26 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

     

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