Because dribbling isn’t such a useful skill outside of basketball…
Somehow I don’t think suggesting people sit down at the urinal is the answer, though.
Perhaps something a bit more Olympic in spirit?
related: Well, that seems (uri)logical enough
extra credit: Urinal Games [youtube.com]
31 responses so far ↓
#1
Joe
Penis futbol?
Aug 7, 2012 at 4:31 pm rating: 90
#2
feleepe
I love the fact that one London Olympics logo is not enough. They needed one at every corner to successfully make their point.
Also, the centralized text makes me wanna hurl. Why are they trying to make their text harder to read? Justify, people. Justify.
Aug 7, 2012 at 4:58 pm rating: 90
#3
makfan
This is a universal problem. Unfortunately no sign, humorous or not, is going to make it better.
Aug 7, 2012 at 5:29 pm rating: 90
#4
Sir Puke
As a dude that minds his own business, I suspect it’s people that talk on the phone and urinate (it happens quite frequently).
Aug 7, 2012 at 5:53 pm rating: 90
#5
Polly
Man, I’m not touching this with a 3.5 inch pole.
Aug 7, 2012 at 10:22 pm rating: 90
#6
Dane Zeller
The troubled author of this sign truly misunderstands the nature of sport so much so that his license for analogy should be revoked. Ted Williams, perhaps the greatest hitter of all time, successfully hit the baseball only 4 times out of 10. I rest my case.
Aug 8, 2012 at 7:26 am rating: 90
#7
girl_with_all_the_yarn
What gets me is the little goal at the end. The rest of it is pretty standard but that little goal… Olympic peeing, anyone?
Aug 8, 2012 at 8:52 am rating: 90
#8
jUStPunkin
I am totally hanging this sign in my bathroom at home. I’m also going to keep a box of Cheerios in the bathroom; perhaps if the men in my house have something to aim at, they’ll do a better job of it.
And, I will give my boys credit where credit is due – they are pretty damn good about putting the seat down when they are done; and they do put it up when they go. I could have it much worse.
Aug 8, 2012 at 9:13 am rating: 90
#9
Mantis
People are filthy animals. All we do is pretend otherwise.
Aug 8, 2012 at 10:05 am rating: 90
#10
bob loblaw
I pee on the floor on purpose, so ha to the sign I say.
Aug 8, 2012 at 10:24 am rating: 90
#11
SilentPsycho
Now I have to resist the urge to print these off and place them in the men’s toilet at work. As I normally have to clean them each day before we open, I know far too much about how odd the urinals can get. Now, I just need to find a way to convince the guys to not leave balls of chewing gum in the urinals…
Aug 8, 2012 at 1:36 pm rating: 90
#12
yudantaiteki
Maybe women don’t understand this, but men can’t always aim accurately. It doesn’t necessarily go where you point it. Of course at home or someone’s house you should wipe up if you miss, but at a public urinal you can’t really do that.
Aug 8, 2012 at 7:27 pm rating: 90
#13
buckethead_22
Lets hope the Olympic Committee doesn’t get wind of their unauthorized use of the Olympic logo.
Aug 10, 2012 at 5:44 pm rating: 90
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