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• #1   shwo!

  I can’t help but hear this in the voice of The Count from Sesame Street: “It has been towed 1… 2… 3… 4! 4 times! Ah ha ha ha!”

  Aug 12, 2012 at 5:23 pm   rating: 90  
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• #2   gonzo

  So this silly bitch buys an American brand car then doesn’t understand why it’s a load of shit?

  Bizarre.

  Aug 12, 2012 at 5:49 pm   rating: 90  
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  • #2.1   May

    Actually, it’s a Mercedes.

    Aug 12, 2012 at 5:57 pm   rating: 90  
     

  • #2.2   Harbinger

    May, maybe he/she owns two vans, the Chrysler is off the road so often he/she uses the Mercedes as the billboard most likely to be seen. Just sayin…

    Aug 12, 2012 at 9:07 pm   rating: 90  
     

  • #2.3   shepd

    American can build a good vehicle…

    …if it follows this formula _only_:

    – Rear Wheel Drive
    – V8
    – Body on Frame
    – 3 speed automatic (4 if overdrive is offered)

    Anything else is suicide.

    This vehicle has:

    – I4/V6
    – 6 gears
    – Unibody

    At least it’s rear wheel drive. Frankly, if I were considering one of these POSes, I’d just get a dodge caravan. They’re both equally crap, but at least the caravan is cheaper.

    Not saying that the old formula is the only way to do it right, but if it’s an American car, yeah, seems like that’s all that they *can* do right.

    Aug 12, 2012 at 9:38 pm   rating: 90  
     

  • #2.4   Nick

    The Sprinter vans are made by both Mercedes and Dodge, so it could be American-made, or could be European, just depends on the particular model you purchase.

    Either way, seems like he’s self-sabotaging any attempt at selling the thing.

    Aug 12, 2012 at 10:59 pm   rating: 90  
     
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• #3   middlechild

  “I am a little upset.” Yeah, that’d be me.

  Aug 12, 2012 at 7:05 pm   rating: 90  
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• #4   kermit

  When Canadians are truly upset, they don’t bother with apologetic signs or letters of regret. (See for example, the Greyhound bus beheading and cannibalism back in May of this year near Manitoba.)

  Aug 12, 2012 at 9:03 pm   rating: 90  
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  • #4.1   krystal

    that actually happened July 2008 … over 4 years ago. And the guy who did it has actually spoken about how terribly he regrets it…. So yeah, we canadians are a pretty polite people, even after we’ve beheaded and eaten them…
    Thumbs up for the effort though…

    Aug 13, 2012 at 3:24 am   rating: 90  

  • #4.2   kermit

    Sorry, you’re right Krystal the incident did happen four years ago. From some cursory googling, apparently he spoke to the media about it for the first time this past May.

    And to be fair, the guy wasn’t upset so much as he was schizophrenic (whether undiagnosed or un-treated is unclear).

    Aug 13, 2012 at 3:32 am   rating: 90  
     
   

  • #4.3   The Elf

    Because that makes beheading and cannibalism so much better?

    Aug 13, 2012 at 10:14 am   rating: 90  
     

  • #4.4   kermit

    For the person being eaten, no.

    But I do think it’s fair to distinguish between a person who is angry / provoked and writes a sign to express their displeasure versus somebody who has a mental illness and with no provocation kills somebody.

    Aug 13, 2012 at 10:23 am   rating: 90  
     
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• #5   Polly

  Sounds like Gonzo needs a bitch slapping. Preferably by one of the silly ones.

  Aug 12, 2012 at 9:23 pm   rating: 90  
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  • #5.1   The Elf

    Camilla? She does take a firm wing with Gonzo.

    Aug 13, 2012 at 8:40 am   rating: 90  
     
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• #6   Poltergeist

  You can tell this is Canada and not the US because a stranger hasn’t keyed in an extra checkpoint that reads “Plus, it’s all keyed up.”

  Aug 13, 2012 at 5:50 pm   rating: 90  
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• #7   zoinks

  Dear dealership, thank you for selling me this shitty van. I’ve posted it’s diary on its face for you to catch up, should you two ever meet again. Thank you for giving me something to publicly complain about so that other people find me more interesting. Thank you for shouldering the blame for my ill advised purchase decision. Thank you for being you, and please never stop being special.

  Aug 14, 2012 at 12:38 am   rating: 90  
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• #8   t-rex

  Van owner I have many questions!

  How old was the van when you bought it?

  How many miles were on the van when you bought it?

  You live in Canada, it is going to rust.

  Aug 15, 2012 at 2:46 pm   rating: 90  
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• #9   Stephen Abootman

  1, 2, 3, 4 Canada deserves more! (money).

  Aug 23, 2012 at 11:42 am   rating: 90  
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