This Sunday’s scatological sermon comes to us from Heather in Denver, Colorado:
With a special reading from Lisa in Houston, Texas:
related: A nasty twist on “Man bites Dog”
This Sunday’s scatological sermon comes to us from Heather in Denver, Colorado:
With a special reading from Lisa in Houston, Texas:
related: A nasty twist on “Man bites Dog”
FILED UNDER: Denver · God · Houston · shit · toilet · toilet paper
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24 responses so far ↓
#1
Virginia
That’s awesome! I’d totally do that. Having dogs shit in your yard is NOT cool.
Aug 26, 2012 at 6:35 pm rating: 90
#2
Madrias
Nothing worse than getting up in the morning to take out the trash and stepping in a big steaming pile while barefoot and half asleep. Team Notewriter.
Aug 26, 2012 at 7:52 pm rating: 90
#3
JK
I think somebody’s been coveting their neighbor’s poo-free lawn.
Aug 26, 2012 at 7:53 pm rating: 90
#4
havingfitz
God may be willing to overlook coveting thy neighbor’s wife and stealing food from the break-room fridge, but you drop your used toilet paper on His bathroom floor and there’s not enough Hail Marys in the world to save your skank ass.
Aug 26, 2012 at 8:11 pm rating: 90
#5
Jennifer
How does one forget to put used toilet paper in the toilet? I don’t care who the dad is. It’s not something you tend to forget. Wipe. Drop. Flush. So simple!
Aug 26, 2012 at 8:41 pm rating: 90
#6
P.U.
I’m often struck by how these types of signs include a lovingly portrayed illustration that belies a scatological obsession beyond mere distaste at finding a deposit in the lawn. Kind of like how some guys are so vehemently disgusted by gays that you begin to suspect they are inthe closet (and/or denial).
Aug 26, 2012 at 9:39 pm rating: 90
#7
shwo!
The first sign would have been more concise if it just said, “No shit!”
Aug 26, 2012 at 10:45 pm rating: 90
#8
lana
golden shower rule anyone?
Aug 27, 2012 at 1:31 am rating: 90
#9
Zorin
At least the sign isn’t telling you NOT to put it in the toilet! I’ve always found the idea of a basket full of smelly used TP gross!
And TP is designed to break down in septic systems. So it’s really no excuse.
Aug 27, 2012 at 3:08 pm rating: 90
#10
Gwan
Yeah, I’ve seen signs in Eastern Europe telling you not to throw used toilet paper in the toilet. Gross, but there’s probably someone out there getting grossed out by the signs in our bathrooms asking you not to flush pads and tampons, so it’s sort of a matter of perspective.
Aug 27, 2012 at 4:58 pm rating: 90
#11
Courteny
Here’s the lowdown on people not flushing dirty toilet paper. It’s sad that I know this, but there are small towns in Northern Saskatchewan that don’t have running water and have to use septic tanks for human waste disposal (like at the lake). Those people tend to throw their toilet paper either on the floor (because they’re filthy savages) or in the garbage can. They forget that when they’re in a civilized society, that they can flush toilets and the toilet paper too. I’m being as polite and as nice as I can be about this. I also understand in overly populated countries that don’t have the same waste water treatment centres that they don’t have the option of having such readily available clean water as North America has.
Aug 28, 2012 at 10:16 am rating: 90
#12
kareenabee
I am married to a man from panama who, despite his many wonderful traits, will probably never throw his poopy toilet paper into the toilet. I will be enlisting the services of Copyanpaste to post this in my house.
Sep 4, 2012 at 5:25 pm rating: 90
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