Comments on: Would you trust this guy around a table saw?

By: Don Johnson

Don Johnson — Thu, 27 Sep 2012 18:41:30 +0000

I WAS going to post the first comment to this, but you MORONS beat me to it. Honestly, now that I won’t be on the top of the comment page, I’m sure no one will have the IQ to scroll down to read this. You people make me sick.

By: Dorothy

Dorothy — Wed, 19 Sep 2012 17:09:04 +0000

Ah, so you like it as long at it’s denigrating any line of work you don’t personally champion.

By: t-rex

t-rex — Sun, 16 Sep 2012 17:29:15 +0000

I heard “Don Johnson” called over the PA at the Miami airport.

I really don’t think that he was at the airport with me.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 22:13:43 +0000

@Captain Hampton:
As my mother the teacher always said about mean-spirited, so-called humor, “It isn’t funny if EVERYONE isn’t laughing.”

The quote *I* like is, “Those who can, teach. All others go into some less significant line of work.”

By: notolaf

notolaf — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 22:03:44 +0000

This person plagued the life out of the the shop teacher at the local high school, who, buy the way, did NOT request the purchase of these tools. The entire faculty of the high school were filled with gratitude on the day Mr. Crazy and Unpredictable’s otherwise delightful youngest child graduated and took him away.

Just guessing.

By: redheadwglasses

redheadwglasses — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 21:27:51 +0000

Poltergeist, you made me laugh out loud at my desk!!!

By: quat

quat — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:42:45 +0000

Thank you, Ponytail!

By: quat

quat — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:41:25 +0000

Well, he’s fat, because he was bullied as a child and he has allergies…

By: quat

quat — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:39:27 +0000

No. She’s right. There is only one. Just like there is only one Bob Smith. It’s true! I have one of the weirdest names imaginable, and there is another woman with the same name in my town. Bitch.

By: Captain Hampton

Captain Hampton — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 15:16:49 +0000

“Also, Captain, if all you could read from that was ‘can’t take a joke,’ your teachers missed something important.”

For some people, the internet is a place where you can partake freely of humor, enlightenment, and collective wisdom. For others, it is where you go when you feel like being offended, whining publicly about your feelings, and then saying offensive things back.

By: Jen

Jen — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 02:54:25 +0000

Really?!

By: Tesselara

Tesselara — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 23:33:54 +0000

Too many people say that quote seriously for me to get the joke cues. Also, Captain, if all you could read from that was “can’t take a joke,” your teachers missed something important. Bummed I missed the joke though. Was it funny?

By: TurnOffTheDarnLights

TurnOffTheDarnLights — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 22:07:30 +0000

So weird and hilarious at the same time.

Weirlarious?

By: Jolly

Jolly — Wed, 05 Sep 2012 20:28:43 +0000

Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing, until I realized that after 10+ years orange highlighter ink probably loses some of it’s sparkle.