Comments on: Oh, for the Life of Brian

By: notolaf

notolaf — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 21:44:58 +0000

Oh sure, make the BLACK man the dishwasher.

Even if he doesn’t match the rest of the appliances.

By: notolaf

notolaf — Sat, 15 Sep 2012 21:43:58 +0000

Why would you get annoyed by somebody else washing dishes?

By: Vulpis

Vulpis — Sat, 08 Sep 2012 19:09:04 +0000

I’m waiting for the followup note written with obviously female hand that reads, “He certainly isn’t–Brian’s been demoted to night-time couch cover.”

By: Poltergeist

Poltergeist — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 17:02:22 +0000

I agree. The tines make it easier to sever the optic nerve, but the concave shape of the spoon catches and cradles the gouged eyeball so that it doesn’t fall on the floor and make a mess that you (or rather, your father) will have to clean up. Metal sporks are preferred.

By: redheadwglasses

redheadwglasses — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:50:58 +0000

Sporks are better than spoons when it comes to eye gouging.

By: redheadwglasses

redheadwglasses — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:50:40 +0000

And DO you drive them to school? : )

By: Lisa S.

Lisa S. — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 16:29:55 +0000

I have three little kids, and a continual supply of sippy cups with water that develop that slime mold because they’ve been under the couch for a week. I will take the moldy science experiment that results when you accidentally leave coffee grounds in the coffee maker for a couple weeks (we don’t make pots of coffee often!) over the slime mold. Eww.

By: quat

quat — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:24:18 +0000

I do it. And I’m ancient as the hills, although that’s not the reason. I think I read somewhere that it’s a sign of mental illness… or just being slightly “off”. Who? Me? Must be Brian. I’m fine.

By: Jenna

Jenna — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 03:02:33 +0000

Ha, this looks exactly like my dad’s handwriting–he always writes in a mix of upper and lower case letters, tho mostly upper. I have no why, but it looks kinda neat.

By: kathlynn

kathlynn — Fri, 07 Sep 2012 00:41:40 +0000

‘nother younger person here. I also use a mix of caps and lower case letters when writing, It’s a space and habit thing. Not on purpose at all. in fact I didn’t even notice it in the note until I read the comments.

By: SeeYouInTea

SeeYouInTea — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 22:56:26 +0000

My grandma hates random cups laying around the kitchen too. She washes dishes at least 4 times a day if the family is visiting (anywhere between 5-8 people). I don’t get it, but hey, she wants to, so why bother to tell her it’s annoying?

By: SeeYouInTea

SeeYouInTea — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 22:51:03 +0000

I’m young and I use some uppercase letters as lowercase (just smaller). For example my Ns, Ms, and R’s. It doesn’t make me crazy or unintelligent, I just like how it looks.

By: K

Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:57:02 +0000

Counter? He complains about the counter? Lucky bastard doesn’t know how good he has it! Round here the routine is to leave the damned cups UPSTAIRS. Every week or so suddenly there is a cache of moldy cups and bowls of God knows what in my dishwashing queue. Grr. I would KILL for cups on the counter!

By: kermit

kermit — Thu, 06 Sep 2012 20:25:49 +0000

That’s your own fault for not having a magic sink. Or for teaching 20 year olds to clean up after themselves instead of leaving it to their significant others to do it.