From a house full of roommates in Texas, our submitter calls this “a prime example of ‘dogs have owners, cats have staff.’”
related: Hendrix is the cat
Signed, The Cat
September 27th, 2012 · 70 comments
FILED UNDER: cats · cleaning · roommates · vomit
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#1
beth
Looks like it’s got green beans in it. No wonder the cat sent it back.
Sep 27, 2012 at 8:40 pm rating: 10
#2
wat
A cat walks into an apartment and slips on some vomit. Minutes later, Anna walks into the apartment and slips on the vomit as well. The cat says, “I just did that.” So Anna throws out the cat.
Sep 27, 2012 at 8:42 pm rating: 11
#3
Bob
If you fed the cat a good food (it, not crap you get at Walmart) it wouldn’t throw up so much or have stinky poop. You’re welcome.
Sep 27, 2012 at 8:56 pm rating: 20
#4
Saph
It looks like the cat is proofreading the note.
Sep 27, 2012 at 9:22 pm rating: 39
#5
Heather
Of course, if they had a dog it would have been happy to clean up the vomit for the cat!
Sep 27, 2012 at 9:24 pm rating: 57
#6
Tay
You know, there is one thing i’ve always loved about this website, besides the passive-aggressive notes… (duh). Everyone is so amusing with their comments, as well as having above average literacy skillz.
That shits tight, yo.
Sep 27, 2012 at 10:42 pm rating: 26
#7
kermit
In a cruel reversal to the dog shaming meme, cat decides to start human shaming meme.
Sep 28, 2012 at 1:16 am rating: 31
#8
Jessi
If that’s the only cat in the house, then that’s an awful lot of food to leave out.
Of course, if better food was being fed, then less would have to be put in the bowl.
Sep 28, 2012 at 4:54 am rating: 0
#9
bitchy the dwarf
cat barf is one of the great mysteries of the universe. No one knows when or where (or why) it will appear, it just does!
Sep 28, 2012 at 5:04 am rating: 7
#10
The Cat
I wouldn’t have to ask if the staff was any good. I shall have to punish them.
Sep 28, 2012 at 6:54 am rating: 9
#11
Dave
Looks like a prime example of: ‘I didn’t even want this stupid anti-social eating machine. You wanted him so badly, you can clean up when he shits and pukes around the house.’
I’m the sort who’d be tempted to leave this note. Pets are an odd concept.
Sep 28, 2012 at 8:02 am rating: 3
#12
Dane Zeller
If you were eating food out of a dish shaped like a cat’s head, you would be vomiting brains, too.
Sep 28, 2012 at 9:13 am rating: 12
#13
Lil'
This cat looks a lot less content than Byron. I think she needs to get out and get some fresh air.
Sep 28, 2012 at 11:53 am rating: 6
#14
it's naptime
This isn’t really relevant, but one of the funniest parts of shrek 2 was Puss puking up a hairball because it was so damn accurate. I want to know how long the animators studied puking cats so they could get it right.
Sep 28, 2012 at 2:27 pm rating: 14
#15
Lita
Ah, the joys of owning a cat. The presents.
I got lucky in that my past few haven’t been pukers, but now I’ve got one. He likes horking under the bed at three AM. I just clean it up in the morning when I’m coherent again.
Sep 28, 2012 at 4:54 pm rating: 5
#16
Greg House
I’m hungry. Is anybody else hungry?
Sep 28, 2012 at 9:28 pm rating: 7
#17
angie
We’ve got one that has never thrown up, one that throws up constantly (no matter what he eats and how much we brush him) and the newest feline member of the family will clean up the cat puke for us if we don’t get to it first.
Upshot, we never find surprise overnight puke. Buzz has made sure it’s all gone before we get up.
Sep 28, 2012 at 9:34 pm rating: 7
#18
jane
I really hope the cat owner makes sure the cat is in good health. The not chewing could just be because the cat is eating too quickly (in which case the owners should make sure the food is in a place where the cat feels secure, and not like he/she needs to rush–since they can feel vulnerable when eating), but it could also be a sign of dental decay–especially if the cat is older. Since if the teeth are decaying, etc, and and there is a lot of irritation/infection chewing could be really painful, and that could be a possible cause for the unchewed food.
Sep 29, 2012 at 12:33 am rating: 2
#19
Bluecanary
I don’t like cats. I’m married to a cat lover. I get so sick of cleaning up after the nasty little biohazard machines that I can totally see myself leaving notes like this on every deposit from now on.
Sep 29, 2012 at 1:52 pm rating: 3
#20
Polly
In my experience, chunky but non-furball-containing regurgitation can be left in place for a few hours. The perpetrator will often come back and contentedly re-eat the mess, sometimes even licking the floor sparkly clean.Problem solved.
Sep 29, 2012 at 7:42 pm rating: 5
#21
redheadwglasses
I know a married couple who have a rule that allows the first person who sees cat puke to shout, “Not it!” Then the other person has to clean it up.
Oct 3, 2012 at 11:31 am rating: 1
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