Comments on: Just google it.

By: Jami

Jami — Tue, 09 Oct 2012 04:25:27 +0000

I know, Ferd, it just gets so annoying that spell check doesn’t know common words and I really hate having to constantly add them. Didn’t the programmers think someone might actually need to know how to correctly spell proofread?!

By: FeRD

FeRD — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 01:49:36 +0000

@Jami: That’s why you can teach your spellchecker new words. Right-click on the red-squigglied item in question, observe the “Add to Dictionary” menu item (or equivalent), and revel in your newfound mastery over your electronic world!

(…If there’s no “Add to Dictionary” option, get a new browser. SRSLY.)

By: Gniz

Gniz — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 23:58:08 +0000

To be fair, when I was a kid we were responsible for looking out for our stuff. Our mom almost never touched it, if she wanted it moved she’d tell (yell) at us. One day I remember frantically looking for a sweater all over the house, and apparently it was in the closet. I never put it there, so it really would be the last place I would have looked for it.

By: Mantis

Mantis — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 14:10:57 +0000

Why waste time writing an ineffectual note? Throw the fucking peanut butter and crackers in the trash. Or soil every horizontal surface in the break room with bodily fluids. Salt the earth.

By: Who passed out the Haterade?

Who passed out the Haterade? — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 13:45:34 +0000

Minnesota, as in the state where I learned one winter that the true definition of cold isn’t stepping outside and after 5 minutes realizing “Brrr, I need a sweater”, it’s stepping outside and after 5 seconds realizing “Ow, the surface of my skin is frozen”? My sympathies – “bratty” is probably the understatement of the year if it was worth that.

By: Dingbat

Dingbat — Sun, 07 Oct 2012 04:26:37 +0000

I washed up some dishes at work and put them away. The next day I got a frantic email that a co-worker sent to everyone in the office because he couldn’t find his cup. Apparently it never occurred to him to look in the cupboard.

By: Daniel Lopez

Daniel Lopez — Sat, 06 Oct 2012 23:42:33 +0000

Classic. This could have been an idea for an episode of The Office

By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 05 Oct 2012 21:00:52 +0000

P.S. As of today the only 9 hits from the google search are this page or links to it.

By: Gwan

Gwan — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 22:10:13 +0000

Just once, I’d like to see a note telling people their father isn’t going to clean up after them.

By: Mawwd

Mawwd — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 14:44:52 +0000

What’s with it, that whenever there’s a “please clean up after yourselves” note, there’s always at least one person in the comments saying “Well if I saw a note like THAT…I’d just make a huge mess everywhere! HAH!”

If it’s a joke, it’s been done a million times before and it’s losing its humor.
If it’s not a joke, you’re an asshole.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Thu, 04 Oct 2012 11:46:10 +0000

THAT was a mental image I didn’t want. I’m pretty sure “p-nut butter” and “wetting a towel” to “wipe up your spill” is a fetish somewhere. And I don’t want to know where that would be.

By: Meme

Meme — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 21:36:05 +0000

Hey Ace, I understand your confusion. I think it’s from the way peanut butter was spelt.

By: Lil'

Lil' — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 19:27:40 +0000

Jami, that is delightfully disgusting.

By: Ace of Space

Ace of Space — Wed, 03 Oct 2012 18:51:01 +0000

Am I the only person, who, after reading “Perhaps wetting a paper towel and wiping up your spills”, immediately thought of peeing on a paper towel and smearing it everywhere? Nobody else? No? Ok I will go sit in the corner now.