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Go home, boyfriend. You’re drunk.

October 11th, 2012 · 41 comments

Bryce and his girlfriend Lindsay are an adorable couple. Need proof? One cozy night in, Bryce had a lil’ bit too much too drink. Unfortunately, the bathroom was occupied at the time, so he booted (adorably) in the sink…which happened to be full of unwashed dishes. The next morning, Lindsay found her favorite coffee mug filled to the brim with not-coffee. The result was Instagrammed.

Dear Bryce, Please accept this hand-painted, ceramic panda bear mug. Because you puked in it and now I never want to drink out of it again.  xoxo Lindsay

related: Going up?

extra credit: Mixed Message Coffee Mug

FILED UNDER: dishes · drizzunk · vomit · xoxo

41 responses so far ↓

  • #1   shwo! bang

    Bryce, dude, if you wanted the mug, you only had to lick it.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 9:41 pm   rating: 38  small thumbs up

  • #2   C

    It was probably Folgers, I can hardly tell the difference sometimes.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 10:01 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

    • #2.1   The Elf

      We’re here at Lindsay’s house where we’ve replaced the Folger’s Crystals she usually serves with vomit. Let’s see if anyone can tell the difference!

      Oct 12, 2012 at 12:59 pm   rating: 49  small thumbs up

    • #2.2   omg

      The Elf, I seriously laughed so hard that I was bent double. Holy shit. Well done.

      Oct 15, 2012 at 1:36 pm   rating: 4  small thumbs up

  • #3   Poltergeist

    She should vomit in his hand-painted, ceramic panda mug. Revenge doesn’t have to be sweet; it can also be hot dog flavored.

    Oct 11, 2012 at 10:55 pm   rating: 10  small thumbs up

  • #4   Jitty

    ick ICK ick ick ick ick!

    Oct 12, 2012 at 12:41 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #5   makfan bang

    There’s probably something wrong with me, but I am not that grossed out by this. Soap and water can do wonders for a lot of things.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 1:47 am   rating: 34  small thumbs up

    • #5.1   Seanette

      I agree. A good washing, and the mug will be all nice and sanitary again.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 3:02 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #5.2   nurgleth

      I agree too. It’s not like it’s something where the smell will linger.
      I mean, if you’re grossed out by the memory , whatever, but you’re probably going to kiss the offender again sometime and I don’t understand the difference really.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 6:15 am   rating: 29  small thumbs up

    • #5.3   The Elf

      Yes, non-porous surface and all that. But still. Ick.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 1:00 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #5.4   Joa

      They do make bleach for a reason, after all.
      Seriously, if you can’t deal with washing out a cup and using it again ever, how could you stand to kiss them again ever?

      Oct 12, 2012 at 1:10 pm   rating: 12  small thumbs up

  • #6   bitchy the dwarf

    I’m guessing that no matter how clean the mug actually is, all she’ll be able to associate it with is his spew…. which may make her wanna blow chunks too.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 4:50 am   rating: 21  small thumbs up

    • #6.1   bucky

      I think that’s it. I had an old mixing bowl that I kept by the beds when my kids were pukey. Once I started using it as a sick bowl, I could never use it in the kitchen again, because in my mind it was “the puke bowl” no matter how clean it actually was.

      Oct 13, 2012 at 12:18 pm   rating: 20  small thumbs up

    • #6.2   it's naptime

      Yes! It was the puke pan when I was a kid and it WAS NOT used for cooking. Although, it was stored in the kitchen.

      Oct 14, 2012 at 9:36 pm   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #6.3   Nocturnesthesia

      I think a good bleaching is fine for drunk puke, but infectious virus puke warrants getting rid of the mug.

      Oct 16, 2012 at 6:23 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #6.4   Cowbert

      even though bleaching gets rid of the infectious virus anyway?

      Oct 21, 2012 at 1:22 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

  • #7   Nola

    What dumbass; a male who can’t hold his liquor and does a dumb thing like that – why would she ever date him. I would be so grossed out – he would never see me again, regardless of the age this is unacceptable.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 5:48 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

    • #7.1   Nunavut Guy

      Dear Nola’s boyfriend;

      Now you know how to get rid of her.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 7:31 am   rating: 61  small thumbs up

    • #7.2   ansco

      Nola, how childish you must be to come up with a stupid reason to dump a boyfriend. it is normal bodily fluid. What if he puked on the bed? Would she throw that out too, or never lay on it, copulate on it, etc. I had a girlfriend that puked on me twice while see was drunk at separate times, I never got rid of her for those reasons, she had so many others to choose from.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 8:59 am   rating: 9  small thumbs up

    • #7.3   H for Toy

      Nunavut Guy, I’ve missed you.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 7:16 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

    • #7.4   Nunavut Guy

      “Sniff”……it’s nice to feel wanted.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 9:03 pm   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #8   N0b0dy

    She should have posted a MUG shot of the boyfriend ;)

    Oct 12, 2012 at 9:14 am   rating: 16  small thumbs up

  • #9   Dane Zeller

    He should have puked in her car.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 10:38 am   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #10   Amy In Toronto

    So Lindsay was really grossed out by the puke that landed in her panda bear mug but she was okay with using the other eating utensils that had spew on them in the sink? Or did he project his vomit to land solely in the mug?


    If it was my mug and I was that vomit-averse, I’d simply ask Bryce to rinse down the sink so all the spewed-on dishware could be washed without me feeling sick.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 10:49 am   rating: 3  small thumbs up

    • #10.1   H for Toy

      Dear Bryce,

      Have a panda mug as a thank-you for doing my sink full of dishes today, and every day for the rest of the week.

      xoxo <3 Lindsay

      Oct 12, 2012 at 1:00 pm   rating: 24  small thumbs up

    • #10.2   Lindsay

      I wrote the note…to be silly. I didn’t overthink it. The whole situation was hilarious. It’s even more hilarious how everyone likes to over-analyze everything in these comment forums. If you want, I’ll give you guys a play-by-play of the entire night and you all can sit there and think about it for a REALLY long time and then tell me EXACTLY what you think.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 1:35 pm   rating: 43  small thumbs up

    • #10.3   Nunavut Guy

      Over analyzing is what we do.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 1:54 pm   rating: 22  small thumbs up

    • #10.4   Poltergeist

      Lindsay, I like you. I am going to court you. Do you have any other mugs?

      Oct 12, 2012 at 6:13 pm   rating: 15  small thumbs up

    • #10.5   Lindsay

      awwww…poltergeist I feel the same about you. I don’t have any other hand-painted mugs, but you can throw up in a vase or something.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 9:13 pm   rating: 26  small thumbs up

  • #11   TRT

    One girl, one cup.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 11:10 am   rating: 5  small thumbs up

  • #12   The Elf

    Is it really Bryce’s? You can’t really dust for vomit…..

    Oct 12, 2012 at 1:46 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #13   Anna

    I’m going with it being a matter of identification. You have matching utensils and dishes, you never know which ones he vomited on, but hand-painted ceramic panda mugs are unique, so you will always know that this held some chunky stew.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 2:07 pm   rating: 9  small thumbs up

  • #14   Ace of Space

    When the description read that he “booted” into the sink, I immediately thought it meant something else bathroom related.

    DJM. It’s been a long day at work.

    Oct 12, 2012 at 4:34 pm   rating: 13  small thumbs up

    • #14.1   Ruth

      You’re not alone there, Ace. I was completely horrified when I read the description then relieved when I read the note. Which is pretty obviously a joke poking fun at a gross but amusing situation. I think I’d like Lindsay.

      Oct 12, 2012 at 7:29 pm   rating: 7  small thumbs up

  • #15   Stina

    No, no, no, sorry but I am with Lindsay on this one. Its not the sanitary part, a good washing or 2 cicles through the dishwashing machine will make this mug clean and vomit free again BUT the mind is a powerful thing and associate anything you drink/eat from with vomit or other bodily fluid…./puke

    Oct 13, 2012 at 5:49 am   rating: 4  small thumbs up

    • #15.1   Nunavut Guy

      Being a hard core vomit eater, I vehementally disagree.

      Oct 13, 2012 at 6:27 pm   rating: 1  small thumbs up

    • #15.2   H for Toy

      You DOG, you!

      Oct 15, 2012 at 8:58 am   rating: 2  small thumbs up

  • #16   MysteryGuest

    Ugh. My problem is with somebody who vomits all over dishes and leaves it for someone else to clean up.

    Oct 14, 2012 at 11:34 pm   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #17   Lil'

    This reminds me of the time my stepmother puked in my husband’s car. She filled the cup-like groove that you pull the door shut with before she was able to open the door and finish on the ground. I felt that it was my duty to clean it up since she was sick and my husband didn’t even know her until that day, but I was pregnant at the time and really couldn’t stomach it. My husband was a real trooper and cleaned it up by himself. We owned that car for another year and a half, but I never touched the inside of that door again. It does something to the mind. I would have thrown the mug away – no question about it.

    Oct 15, 2012 at 10:00 am   rating: 8  small thumbs up

  • #18   Jim Bob

    Bryce must be a rock star going through domestication pains.

    Oct 17, 2012 at 10:02 pm   rating: 0  small thumbs up

    • #18.1   The Elf

      That’s the problem! Lindsay, don’t you know when you’re in the process of housebreaking someone that you leave newspaper on the floor just in case? Also, look into crate training. It really works.

      Oct 18, 2012 at 8:17 am   rating: 6  small thumbs up


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