I’ve done some political canvassing before — once in Columbus, Ohio — and in my experience, it was no fun for anyone involved. But don’t worry, kids. It’ll all be over soon.
From Minnesota…
And Columbus, Ohio…
related: Politics, Masshole-style
extra credit: Do you know where you f’ing polling place is?
![Yes - we're voting. No - we won't be discussing who we are voting for. Yes - I know where our polling place is. No - I'm not telling you if we support or oppose the marriage amendment or school refferendum [sic]. Please don't leave campaign documents. Thank you! Yes - we're voting. No - we won't be discussing who we are voting for. Yes - I know where our polling place is. No - I'm not telling you if we support or oppose the marriage amendment or school refferendum [sic]. Please don't leave campaign documents. Thank you!](http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8477/8157895415_0a592cf97a.jpg)

91 responses so far ↓
#1
Jennifer
That is an ugly kid. I hope her parents have money.
Nov 5, 2012 at 1:21 pm rating: 19
#2
Julie
That sign has to be from St. Paul, MN. I feel the same way.
Nov 5, 2012 at 1:23 pm rating: 6
#3
Maggie
UGLY kid. Woof.
Nov 5, 2012 at 1:49 pm rating: 6
#4
Polly
I’d be shocked if “Jennifer” and “Maggie” are actually females.
Nov 5, 2012 at 1:58 pm rating: 57
#5
Trish
I’ve been tempted to put up a similar sign of my own. I have so much trash in my yard from canvassers leaving ads on the door (we use the garage) that it makes me want to call up all the offices and tell them that because they littered in my yard I won’t be voting for them.
Nov 5, 2012 at 2:02 pm rating: 19
#6
The Elf
If ever there was a time and place for a PAN, it is this time and that place. I’m not even in a swing state and I’m sick of it.
Nov 5, 2012 at 2:27 pm rating: 16
#7
EyeTwister
Whiny little b__ch child… oh, your life is sooo horrible, because your mother makes you listen to NPR while she chauffeurs you around town in your “Hello Kitty” jacket… (Wo-) Man up you little brat, as long as you don’t have to carry gallons of water for several miles everyday and your fingers are not blistered from having to assemble sneakers in some sweat-shop you’ll be fine.
And the next time you bore your parents with that story how Dora explored somethin’ completely inane somewhere or how that little “tantrum-waiting-to-happen” demon seed Timmy from next door saw a really big leaf last week – you know what they will do: cry.
Nov 5, 2012 at 2:36 pm rating: 22
#8
Red Delicious
The good thing about living in the ghetto is that the candidates and their lackeys are too afraid to canvas our neighborhood. So I don’t have to deal with this shit ever. They always send stuff in the mail instead, and it’s just easier to trash it anyway than deal with someone at your door.
Nov 5, 2012 at 2:42 pm rating: 17
#9
Dr_Know
Why is everyone being so pissy about this kid?
I personally love it when I see kids cry over politics…they’re just expressing everyone’s internal feelings
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEfYI94LzDs
Nov 5, 2012 at 3:44 pm rating: 4
#10
My name is Princess!
One of the candidates gave our neighborhood a visit. He got a crickets welcome. He hasn’t been back to our state since. Sigh. Now if only the radio ads would stop running. (Banned the tv weeks ago.)
Nov 5, 2012 at 4:35 pm rating: 4
#11
T1000
this is fake
Nov 5, 2012 at 4:57 pm rating: 0
#12
Eileen
I’m tempted to cast a write in vote, in every category, for Shut the Fuck Up. But I’m afraid if I do, I’ll get arrested or something. But really, I’m sick of the calls. I’m sick of the back-to-back-to-back-to-back ads (some of them for politicians who aren’t even running in our state!). And Macy’s is having a sale to celebrate Election Day? Why?
Nov 5, 2012 at 6:48 pm rating: 2
#13
Pxmidnight
This made me laugh because yesterday I put a sign on my door that says, “Yes, we’re voting. No, it’s not your business for whom.” Secret ballots… what a concept!
Nov 5, 2012 at 7:04 pm rating: 9
#14
Who passed out the Haterade?
Wow… looking at the comments, I’m truly startled. I thought coffee brought out the mean streak in people, but apparently it has nothing on elections.
Nov 5, 2012 at 8:54 pm rating: 23
#15
Mara
Having just come back from a long weekend of hassling the good people of Reno, Nevada, just open the damn door. I hated the people I could hear inside who didn’t open the door, which just meant I had to mark them as ‘not home’ which meant some other sap would be ringing their bell in 6 hours. Yell at us, give us cookies, give us the finger, just open the door and say go away so we know not to come back.
Also MANY of your neighbors are actually stupid enough not to know when the polls open, where their polling place is or whether they will be voting at all, so blame them when you get blitzed.
Nov 6, 2012 at 7:46 am rating: 7
#16
Seanette
So, canvassers, you think you have a right to wake up shift workers, get babies crying again that their mothers just got to sleep, etc., just so you can push your “vote for/against ______” down someone’s throat?
Nov 6, 2012 at 4:37 pm rating: 2
#17
Seanette
Yeah, great advice there, have me violate my lease by disabling my doorbell so some UNINVITED pest can keep my husband from getting the sleep he needs in order to work safely.
How about the occupant having a right to some peace and quiet, not to mention sleep? Isn’t part of “living in a community” respecting others’ rights to be left in peace if they so wish?
Nov 9, 2012 at 12:49 am rating: 7
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