Comments on: Teacher says, every time a bell rings… http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 23 May 2013 17:35:12 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Clumber http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440600 Clumber Wed, 28 Nov 2012 18:20:34 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440600 #7.2 redheadwglasses I wrote a long paper in college with citations and all that comparing The Tao of Pooh and the I-Ching. Got an A. #7.2 redheadwglasses
I wrote a long paper in college with citations and all that comparing The Tao of Pooh and the I-Ching. Got an A.

]]> By: ninjaduck http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440512 ninjaduck Tue, 27 Nov 2012 16:09:04 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440512 0_0 The Jesus stickers really give this note something extra 0_0 The Jesus stickers really give this note something extra

]]> By: nola http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440302 nola Sun, 25 Nov 2012 13:20:00 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440302 Depending on the type of missionaries you have at your door, the easiest way to get rid of them is saying, "I've accepted the lord jesus christ as my personal savior. Thanks! Have a nice day." They usually go away at that point and don't bother coming back because you've already been "saved." However, this doesn't work with Mormons or Jehovah witnesses. Depending on the type of missionaries you have at your door, the easiest way to get rid of them is saying, “I’ve accepted the lord jesus christ as my personal savior. Thanks! Have a nice day.” They usually go away at that point and don’t bother coming back because you’ve already been “saved.” However, this doesn’t work with Mormons or Jehovah witnesses.

]]> By: Kirsty http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440270 Kirsty Sat, 24 Nov 2012 22:41:23 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440270 I'm a Christian, and I would be majorly unimpressed if a church knocked on my door at 7am on a Saturday - or indeed any time before 10 or 11. In fact, courtesy would say, don't knock on people's doors on a Saturday morning at all. Seriously, are they trying to put people off? I’m a Christian, and I would be majorly unimpressed if a church knocked on my door at 7am on a Saturday – or indeed any time before 10 or 11. In fact, courtesy would say, don’t knock on people’s doors on a Saturday morning at all. Seriously, are they trying to put people off?

]]> By: wright1 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440212 wright1 Sat, 24 Nov 2012 04:42:25 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440212 I hope she at least *tried* to turn whoever pressed charges against her into a newt. She could always say it worked but he got better... I hope she at least *tried* to turn whoever pressed charges against her into a newt. She could always say it worked but he got better…

]]> By: germangirl http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440122 germangirl Fri, 23 Nov 2012 11:39:31 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440122 "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'" Bye bye missionaries. “And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three
shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting
shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two,
excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once
the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou
thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty
in my sight, shall snuff it.’”
Bye bye missionaries.

]]> By: GeekRyuu http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440102 GeekRyuu Fri, 23 Nov 2012 07:46:32 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440102 Yeah, but what did you get? Another day older? Yeah, but what did you get? Another day older?

]]> By: GeekRyuu http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440101 GeekRyuu Fri, 23 Nov 2012 07:45:26 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440101 Grabbing your purse and racing out the door screaming "My wife is in labor!" works too. Or at least causes some really fun confusion on the missionaries' parts. Grabbing your purse and racing out the door screaming “My wife is in labor!” works too.

Or at least causes some really fun confusion on the missionaries’ parts.

]]> By: BBJ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440095 BBJ Fri, 23 Nov 2012 05:13:47 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440095 I had no idea that being a witch was grounds for a civil suit. Do you need to demonstrate that the witch did something to you with witchcraft, or is it enough that they're just, you know, a witch? I had no idea that being a witch was grounds for a civil suit. Do you need to demonstrate that the witch did something to you with witchcraft, or is it enough that they’re just, you know, a witch?

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440081 The Elf Fri, 23 Nov 2012 02:10:26 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440081 You hauled sixteen tons of Bibles? You hauled sixteen tons of Bibles?

]]> By: Jamoche http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440062 Jamoche Thu, 22 Nov 2012 21:43:54 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440062 Too late, I already sold it to the company store. Too late, I already sold it to the company store.

]]> By: Kathy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-440025 Kathy Thu, 22 Nov 2012 11:57:26 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-440025 They're cheaper at Perpetual Kid, which is where I get all my toys. http://www.perpetualkid.com/jesus-bandages.aspx I keep a supply of Jesus bandaids at work and also bacon ones. Sorry, Jesus. Everyone prefers bacon strips. They’re cheaper at Perpetual Kid, which is where I get all my toys. http://www.perpetualkid.com/jesus-bandages.aspx I keep a supply of Jesus bandaids at work and also bacon ones. Sorry, Jesus. Everyone prefers bacon strips.

]]> By: Tesselara http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-439952 Tesselara Wed, 21 Nov 2012 20:34:57 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-439952 She was demonstrating how short people were during colonial times, and asked a student to lie down between the headstone and foot stone. A kid ran back to his parents and told them that she walked widdershins around the grave, etc, etc. Apparently, you can sue someone for being a witch in NY. She laughs now, but it was pretty rough at the time. She was demonstrating how short people were during colonial times, and asked a student to lie down between the headstone and foot stone. A kid ran back to his parents and told them that she walked widdershins around the grave, etc, etc. Apparently, you can sue someone for being a witch in NY. She laughs now, but it was pretty rough at the time.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/11/20/every-time-a-bell-rings/comment-page-1/#comment-439949 The Elf Wed, 21 Nov 2012 18:39:15 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23313#comment-439949 I'd still knock. It's not like I'm using my soul anyway. I’d still knock. It’s not like I’m using my soul anyway.

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