Comments on: Read the writing on the wall

By: Stan

Stan — Fri, 07 Dec 2012 16:26:17 +0000

My favorite (yes, it is pathetic that I have one):

Here I sit amongst this vapor
I cannot leave; there is no paper!
Oh, that smell,
How it lingers.
What the hell, I’ll use my fingers…

By: Seanette

Seanette — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 09:30:33 +0000

Kind of reminds me of a Stephen King story about a traveling salesman who collected rest stop bathroom graffiti.

By: Seanette

Seanette — Wed, 05 Dec 2012 09:28:48 +0000

Been there done that.

By: DaveGI

DaveGI — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 21:02:46 +0000

The Gross Fishtwat Sluts would be a great band name.

That is all.

By: redheadwglasses

redheadwglasses — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 18:25:44 +0000

Here I sit broken hearted
Tried to shit but only farted.

HEre I sit, buns a flexin’
Giving birth to another Texan.

I love bathroom humor!

By: H for Toy

H for Toy — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 12:42:08 +0000

Yeah, a typo on the number pad that I didn’t notice til it was too late to edit.

By: Seanette

Seanette — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 08:24:42 +0000

ITYM “867″. I was in high school in the 80s, and heard that song WAY too many times.

By: The Elf

The Elf — Tue, 04 Dec 2012 02:01:52 +0000

The 500 Scrawls of Bartholomew Cubbins

By: Sir Puke

Sir Puke — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 19:57:27 +0000

Another memorable stall scrawl (from 1982):

If you voted for Reagan don’t crap here.
Your asshole is in Washington.

By: Ali Longworth

Ali Longworth — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 18:06:20 +0000

So did that person who wrote Twilight – except that she went downhill from there.

By: H for Toy

H for Toy — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 17:18:44 +0000

I never understood when someone would write things like “For a good time, call Jenny at 567-5309″ on a Ladies Room wall. I guess it works out well if you’re a lesbian, but any guy in the ladies room stall is probably already having a good time.

By: Kwyjor

Kwyjor — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 15:51:07 +0000

“F-WORD” clearly started out as “FNORD” and was accompanied by a message from the Illuminati; it was defaced after it served its purpose.

I mean, the all-seeing eye and the pentagram are still right there.

By: TRT

TRT — Mon, 03 Dec 2012 10:06:24 +0000

If the wall of the stall is where you find such scrawl,
then that must be the stall scrawl wall.
And if the stall is in the mall, then that is what we call the mall stall scrawl wall.
And when the scrawl is on the wall of the hall before the stall, that, my friend, is the mall stall hall scrawl wall.

By: Julia

Julia — Sun, 02 Dec 2012 21:52:14 +0000

“Graffitty” is the most creative spelling of the word since “Graphity.”