Comments on: And that’s why they call me the Nutcracker http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/ funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Mon, 20 May 2013 00:18:42 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: Beatus Mongous http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441842 Beatus Mongous Wed, 12 Dec 2012 01:20:05 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441842 Exactly. The shotgun is usually worth more, too. Exactly. The shotgun is usually worth more, too.

]]> By: infanttyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441678 infanttyrone Mon, 10 Dec 2012 15:51:19 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441678 Hey Goober, I'm taking your damn bugle now. When you replace it with your shotgun...then I'm taking your shotgun. Got Glocks ? I'll take those too. Careful I don't <i>steal your face right off your head.</i> MFC, Thief P.S. If you're new in town, you can read about me in the New York Times. Oh, wait ! I stole that a few notes ago. <i>Cherish well your thoughts and keep a tight grip on your booze...</i> Hey Goober,

I’m taking your damn bugle now.
When you replace it with your shotgun…then I’m taking your shotgun.
Got Glocks ? I’ll take those too.
Careful I don’t steal your face right off your head.

MFC,
Thief

P.S. If you’re new in town, you can read about me in the New York Times.
Oh, wait ! I stole that a few notes ago.
Cherish well your thoughts and keep a tight grip on your booze…

]]> By: AliLongworth http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441563 AliLongworth Sun, 09 Dec 2012 06:14:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441563 Perhaps they were getting ready for next week's Gun & Knife Show? Perhaps they were getting ready for next week’s Gun & Knife Show?

]]> By: Eat.Shit.Sleep http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441420 Eat.Shit.Sleep Fri, 07 Dec 2012 15:16:36 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441420 That's the redneck way to deal with things. That’s the redneck way to deal with things.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441346 The Elf Thu, 06 Dec 2012 20:13:30 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441346 That's one way to take care of the mouse king. Get all seven crowns with one shot. That’s one way to take care of the mouse king. Get all seven crowns with one shot.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441345 The Elf Thu, 06 Dec 2012 20:11:29 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441345 And gives it a little toot? It's all about the lip tension with brass instruments, ladies. And gives it a little toot? It’s all about the lip tension with brass instruments, ladies.

]]> By: H for Toy http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441343 H for Toy Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:56:58 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441343 No, you're not, Dave. I was thinking that a guy usually likes it when someone pulls off his bugle... No, you’re not, Dave. I was thinking that a guy usually likes it when someone pulls off his bugle…

]]> By: Dave http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441342 Dave Thu, 06 Dec 2012 19:43:10 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441342 Ha! I am not the only one with mind in the gutter... Ha! I am not the only one with mind in the gutter…

]]> By: Marc http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441338 Marc Thu, 06 Dec 2012 18:25:32 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441338 Actually - I think I would like him better with the Shotgun. Is this a special order item?? Actually – I think I would like him better with the Shotgun. Is this a special order item??

]]> By: redheadwglasses http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441333 redheadwglasses Thu, 06 Dec 2012 17:37:58 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441333 Thanks for letting us know right away what a dick you can be, shell. The heads up is helpful. Thanks for letting us know right away what a dick you can be, shell. The heads up is helpful.

]]> By: The Elf http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441326 The Elf Thu, 06 Dec 2012 15:03:37 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441326 Nah, it's the South. Happy Fucking Holidays is clearly An Assault On Christmas, which we all know is celebrated by everyone everywhere and is in fact The Reason For The Season. It should read Joyful Fucking Saturnalia. (And since we're talking about the Romans, the "Fucking" part isn't just for emphasis!) Nah, it’s the South. Happy Fucking Holidays is clearly An Assault On Christmas, which we all know is celebrated by everyone everywhere and is in fact The Reason For The Season.

It should read Joyful Fucking Saturnalia. (And since we’re talking about the Romans, the “Fucking” part isn’t just for emphasis!)

]]> By: infanttyrone http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441323 infanttyrone Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:57:56 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441323 @shell (#2.4) I've been here about 3 years...you? Links to YT clips used to post with no problem. For the past year or so, they now generate a message saying that the comment is being delayed pending moderation/approval. Moderation/approval almost never occurs until after the introduction of a new note. This is the only Wordpress or blogspot site that behaves this way, ime. Happy Holidays !! @shell (#2.4)
I’ve been here about 3 years…you?
Links to YT clips used to post with no problem.
For the past year or so, they now generate a message saying that the comment is being delayed pending moderation/approval.
Moderation/approval almost never occurs until after the introduction of a new note.
This is the only WordPress or blogspot site that behaves this way, ime.
Happy Holidays !!

]]> By: havingfitz http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441317 havingfitz Thu, 06 Dec 2012 14:10:33 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441317 What good would that do? I promise people are a lot more likely to see it, shout "YEHAW!!" and steal your gun. What good would that do? I promise people are a lot more likely to see it, shout “YEHAW!!” and steal your gun.

]]> By: Dane Zeller http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2012/12/05/the-nutcracker/comment-page-1/#comment-441315 Dane Zeller Thu, 06 Dec 2012 13:27:26 +0000 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=23468#comment-441315 Technically, that should be, "Happy Fucking Holidays, y'all!!!" Technically, that should be, “Happy Fucking Holidays, y’all!!!”

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